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fantastic beasts 3 has an official release date and i just want to say that this blog will not be active again after the release.

JKR’s transphobia and her exploitation of the holocaust (in the future beasts films) is not something i want to be associated with or promote in any sort of way.

hope you liked this blog back when it was active, and it was fun to interact with you all.

have a lovely day x

#sorry i just saw a notif here and remembered that i’m pissed at jkr so i felt the need to say that this blog will not post again #i don’t even think anyone keeps track of this blog bc it’s inactive #but usually ask blogs become active again during the release of whatever they’re part of #and i’m sorry if you were looking forward to it but i don’t want to be part of a world created by jkr #even if it’s a silly little tumblr rp blog #that’s it

What make you so protective of your little brother? Do you ever think that your little brother might resent you?

Well, I’m so protective of my little brother because he is my little brother. Whether we like it or not, we’re family. And family needs to be there for each other at all times.

I do not think he resents me, he might be a little uncomfortable around anything that isn’t one of his beasts or his girlfriend but deep down we both know he loves me.

#theseus scamander #newt scamander #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fbcog

Some of you have never had your little sibling pretending to be you and his gf tying you to a rolling chair just to get into a records room in a foreign country and it shows

#theseus scamander #newt scamander #fantastic beasts #tina goldstein #fbcog #fbcog spoilers

OOC- important!! Please read.

I do not answer any NSFW questions. Mostly because I’m a bit uncomfortable with NSFW stuff, and I don’t know how to answer that type of questions.

Also, I can’t believe I have to say it but I’m strongly against Scamandercest or however you’d like to call that disgusting ship. I do NOT ship them and it’s very unsettling to see that type of questions in my inbox. If you keep going with (the romantic-type) Newt/Theseus asks I will stop answering on this blog for good. Obviously I love talking about their relationship because I think it’s very interesting (so questions about them are highly encouraged), but everything I answer regarding Theseus and Newt’s relationship should not be interpreted as even slightly romantic.

#theyre brothers you creeps #ooc #announcement #incest tw

Is your brother giving you the hugs you deserve? *cough* Orishereservingthemtohisfuturewifeporpentinagoldstein *cough* sorry I have a sore throat

Sometimes. It depends on his mood.

The pepperup potion might help you with your sore throat, but I’m warning you that the potion makes steams come out of your ears for a couple of hours.

#ooc i love this ask #theseus scamander #newtina #newt scamander #fantastic beasts #fbcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them

Are you a werewolf?

As far as I know, I am not a werewolf.

#theseus scamander #fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fbcog

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He likes to hug

#newt scamander #theseus scamander

Have a great 2019 everybody. Let’s work together and make this year a year of growth, love, and acceptance.

-Theseus

Though the 1920's society would have condemned it, have you and Leta slept together while you were together?

E-Excuse me? That is an awfully personal thing to — well we d — ahem, that’s something I would rather keep to myself, thank you very much.

#theseus scamander #leta lestrange #fantastic beasts #fbcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fbcog spoilers #theseus x leta #theta #fantastic beasts rp

How much do you care or love Newt?

He’s my little brother, I love him and deeply care for him. He can call our relationship “complicated” all he wants, but deep down we both know he loves me. And wants to hug me.

#((OOC: INCEST SHIPPERS BACK OFF THIS NOT ROMANTIC IN ANY SORT OF WAY))#theseus scamander #newt scamander #fbcog #fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts rp #fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald

incorrect-newtina

Newt: In light of what you’ve done for me, you can hug for four to five seconds.

Theseus: Forty-Five seconds!?

Newt: No! Four to Five!

Theseus: :D

#newt scamander #theseus scamander

Are you getting enough sleep, Theseus? And how was your Christmas?

You are ridiculously kind, but don’t worry about me. I’m sleeping whenever I can.

My Christmas was relatively quiet. I spent most of my Christmas in the Ministry, the paperwork isn’t going to handle itself.

#theseus scamander #fantastic beasts #fbcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts rp

What’s the owls name?

Leia. As you can probably tell, Newt is the one who named her.

#theseus scamander #newt scamander #fantastic beasts #fbcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts: the crimes of grindelwald #fantastic beasts rp #((ooc this is two years since carrie passed away im feeling a lil bit emotional))

Do you have any pets?

Other than an owl, I’m afraid I cannot own any pets. Being an auror is an extremely demanding job with unusual working hours, so a hypothetical pet would stay alone most of the time.

#theseus scamander #fantastic beasts #fbcog #fbcog spoilers #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fbawtft #fbawtft rp #fantastic beasts rp

I SAID LEMME SMASH BROSKI

Excuse me? Could you elaborate, please?

#theseus scamander #fbcog #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts rp

merry christmas! 🥰

Merry Christmas, dear anon!

#theseus scamander #fbcog #fantastic beasts #fantastic beasts and where to find them #fantastic beasts rp

Thank you all for 500 followers, I’m truly grateful for every single one of you.

Have a lovely Christmas, and if you’re not celebrating it, have a lovely week. Sending lots of hugs

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