Blood, Cannolis, and Wine

Loreto Vargas | aph Sicily oc | vampire au | mun: West |

[just-shower-thoughts]

Italian Vampires must be very conflicted about garlic

[bisexualjainaproudmoore]

reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

[askthesicilianvampire]

"It's been a while since I've been to this cafe. Was this dramatic sense of foreboding always here, though?" ((ask-sweater-vamp))

“I’m new to this cafe. My experience so far has been delightful. The atmosphere feels lovely. Perhaps you have something on your mind?”

@ask-sweater-vamp

[ask-sweater-vamp]

“Sorry, I guess I spaced out a bit, eh? I’m Matthew, by the way. Always nice to meet new people here.”

[askthesicilianvampire]

“I’m Loreto by the way. Please take a seat! I don’t mind”

[ask-sweater-vamp]

“Why, thank you! Have you tried any of the specials yet? They have quite the wide variety here. Even flavours I hadn’t heard of before coming here.”

[askthesicilianvampire]

“I haven’t. What would you suggest?”

[ask-sweater-vamp]

Callout Post For My Own Muse

Matthew Williams is a complete flower-head and here is my evidence: 

- Hasn’t realized Loreto is a vampire 

- Hasn’t realized Vlad is a vampire 

- Wrote off an unusually large wolf digging through his trash as just another normal, friendly neighborhood dog until it transformed in front of him 

- Was easily convinced to ignore flight response by being asked to remember someone he didn’t even know 

- Didn’t sense that Borisov was a vampire until he physically turned around and saw that he was actually purple 

- Absolutely has heightened senses and knowledge/experience to inform him of what to look for at any given moment and absolutely has straight up ignored it or been too distracted to make the connections 

- Except Joao for some reason! So far, he has noticed 1 out of 4 vampires without someone practically needing to spell it out for him! 

- But he did notice 1 out of 2 wolves, so I guess that’s a little better. 

 - And then there’s Eli, but…he’s Eli.

[faefriend]

be romantic with me, give me roses and hold my hand, but also be Romantic, engage in a distraught duel to the death for my affections on a church spire during a lightning storm

[itsde-lightful]

kiss me in the rain but also revolt against the aristocratic social and political norms of the age of enlightenment

[ask-villain-nyocanada]

Madeline Williams - Villain!NyoCanada

Ask Box open! Blog restart!

(@aphsooperau​)

[assortedrpmemes]

Thought-Provoking Headcanon Meme

Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)

⛔️ - How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning? 🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed? 💸 - What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have? 🆘 - What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think they’re a waste of space, or do they want to help them? 📩 - Does your muse prefer to physically write letters or send them online? What is their reasoning? 📢 - Does your muse have a loud personality or a quiet one? Do they enjoy being the center of attention, or would they rather watch and listen? 📊 - How does your muse feel about the state of the world? Could it be better? Could it be worse? 👨 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their father? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👩 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their mother? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👧 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their siblings? Who do they get along with best? 👶 - If they have any, what is your muse’s relationship like with their children? Do they feel like they’re a good parent? 👻 - Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like? ⏰ - Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time? ⌛️ - How often does your muse think about death? Do they think about it at all? 🔗 - What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these? 🚹 - How would your muse react to losing their father? How would they cope? 🚺 - How would your muse react to losing their mother? How would they cope? 🚼 - How would your muse react to losing a child? How would they cope? 💧 - How would your muse react to losing a best friend? How would they cope? 💔 - How would your muse react to losing a romantic partner? How would they cope? 🐜 - How does your muse feel about animal lives? Do they treat them the same way they’d treat a person, or do they feel they’re inferior? 🌎 - Does your muse want to change the world? How would they go about it? 🎭 - How does your muse handle their emotions? Do they bottle them up or pour them out as soon as they start to feel? 💋 - How does your muse feel about people who cheat? Do they see a reason for it, or is it completely immoral? 🌠 - Would your muse make a wish on a star? If so, what would they wish for? 🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not? 🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could? 💅 - How does your muse feel about gender roles? Do they conform to them, or do they play by their own rules? 🌺 - Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?

[askthesicilianvampire]

ask?

[askthesicilianvampire]

ask?

[askthesicilianvampire]

"It's been a while since I've been to this cafe. Was this dramatic sense of foreboding always here, though?" ((ask-sweater-vamp))

“I’m new to this cafe. My experience so far has been delightful. The atmosphere feels lovely. Perhaps you have something on your mind?”

@ask-sweater-vamp

[ask-sweater-vamp]

“Sorry, I guess I spaced out a bit, eh? I’m Matthew, by the way. Always nice to meet new people here.”

[askthesicilianvampire]

“I’m Loreto by the way. Please take a seat! I don’t mind”

[askthesicilianvampire]

Do you miss your family?

“I used to. Now I just remember them fondly.”

[askthesicilianvampire]

Ever tried garlic bread?

“Fuck off”

[askthesicilianvampire]

ask?

[aquaticresources]

This is your chance to break my muse. Shatter their confidence, insult them, make them angry, make them cry.

Don’t forget to specify the muse if it’s a multimuse blog!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

vampire memes

turning into a swarm of rats mid sentence while talking to someone

debating with your friends what bloodtype a human is based on arbitrary things (ie: “see, he just picked his nose when he thought no one was looking DEFINTELY a type-O” “oh fuck off we both know thats an AB move”)

citing “conservation of mass” as the reason you can turn into one (1) wolf but several rats or bats

Counting The Ceiling Tiles Game, Extreme Version (or, for that matter, ANY counting game, Extreme Version)

holding entire conversations with someone while standing on the ceiling and vehemently avoiding acknowledging or explaining why you are on the ceiling

almost getting yourself killed because you just couldnt stand not knowing what garlic bread tasted like even a second longer

“i need an entire extra closet, just for my eccentric cloaks” “what about your eccentric coats?” “two extra closets-” “what about your eccentric shawls?” “three extra closets-” “what about-” (repeat for as long as your friend can keep coming up with swishy articles of clothing)

feel free to add more

[xehanortsreport]

telling knock knock jokes while actually knocking at the door until the owner of the house you are trying to enter gets tired enough to give up and invite you in

[acreaturecalledgreed]

looking in the mirror and loudly announcing “oh my god i look AMAZING”

[direhuman]

Listing off increasingly specific incorrect things as ‘vampire traits’. “Wears flannel? Vampire trait. Lethargic during the day? Vampire trait. Recent hair growth? Vampire trait. Howls at the moon? Obvious vampire trait.”

[askthesicilianvampire]

ask?

[twenty-four-seven-angst-prompts]

Personal Muse Asks

😬 Greatest fear? 🐉 What triggers their past experiences? Certain words? Objects? 💀 How would the muse prefer to die if they were given a choice? 👻 If your muse became a ghost, who would be their go-to haunt? 😈 How would the muse react if one of their loved ones were hurt? 📹 What’s their saddest memory? 🔫 If given the chance to kill their lifelong enemy, would they do it? 🎥 What’s their worst memory? 🎲 What is their perspective on life? Do they find it fulfilling or dreadful? 🎰 Does the muse like to gamble? Are they addicted to it? How far would they go for bets? 🌙 Are they afraid of the dark? 🔮If they were able to see their future, would they do it?