Ask The SinSwap AU

An Ask Blog dedicated to an AU in which the brothers were assigned different sins. Feel free to ask questions. The sinblings may or may not be willing to answer~

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Mammon: Geez, would you wake up already!? We’re introducing the blog!

Lucifer: No, keeping going. I’m awake... Sorry...

Mammon: Are you??

Levi: Hi, everyone. Really excited to be a part of this project with my brothers. I know you’ve all been asking and--

Satan: Will you quit it!? I’m not letting you borrow my book!

Belphie: I don’t want your book, nerd.

Levi: You cut me off, you dickheads. I’m doing you a favor, can’t you at least try to appreciate it?

Lucifer: Can we just get on with it? You’re all being so loud... Zzz...

Mammon: Oh no, you don’t! You’re staying up if I have to make you--!

Asmo: Welcome to the blog! Hope you enjoy your visit, and please be sure to ask us lots of questions~~

Beel: Mn.

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Does Lucifer still forget to eat even though he’s sloth?

Lucifer: What does my sin have to do with my remembering to eat?

Lucifer: ...It's hard enough just to stay awake, sometimes things slip my mind.

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Hello I am an anon. If you each had one wish what would it be

Lucifer: *yawns* For there to be more hours in a day...

Mammon: To be able to do something for myself once in a while... Or, well, maybe for us to all be equal again... just so we can hang out and have fun again. But it’s not like sitting here and just talking about it will do something.

Levi: To star in my own show or movie one day. I think it’d be amazing to be a movie star. I’d love to get up close and personal with my favorite VAs~!

Satan: Ha, wouldn’t you like to know? That’s something for me to know and for you to beg to find out.

Asmo: Mmm... I’d say I’d wish to be this cute forever, but, hehe. Although... there was this one candy shop I liked that closed down, so maybe if that reopened?...

Beel: ...To never hurt anyone.

Belphie: *smirks* If I admitted that publicly, I’d be tried for treason.

Lucifer: Belphie...

Belphie: Okay, okay, that was just a joke. To murder all fascists, how about that? Is that good enough for you, Lu?

Lucifer: ...Sure. Yeah, that’s fine. *sighs* You’re really going to give me gray hairs, you know...

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There’s no need to be mean Belphie!! I was really trying my best!! I swear I was!! Brb I’m going to go cry in a corner now.

Belphie: Aw geez, is that all it takes to break you down? I thought I was being kinda nice!

Belphie: Lu told me to be on my bEsT bEhAvIoR.

Belphie: Do you want me to heat you up some warm milk? Put you down for a nappie?

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I'm sorry Mammon you just look too cool to envy anyone

Mammon: Ha ha, real funny.

Mammon: I may not be as bad as Satan, but I know I’m no fashion icon.

Satan: Why are you all being like this? What does it matter to you what I wear!? Even Lucifer offered to take me shopping the other day...

Levi: Isn’t it obvious? We have to be seen with you.

Asmo: Levi, can you really talk? You don’t ever go out...

Mammon: Get out of my ask!!!!!

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Awww Mammon.... i respect you! your the best! WAY better than Levi and Luci no matter what other ppl tell you

Mammon: *Scoffs* Yeah, okay.

Mammon: Lucifer’s the strongest demon that isn’t royalty, and Leviathan has a net worth of, like, 50 billion Grimm, and half of that is just based on their media personality.

Mammon: So I don’t need your pity!

Lucifer: I don’t know. I still think you’re really great. I couldn’t get half as much done as I do without you.

Mammon: Yeah, but that only makes me useful to you! *Pauses and then awkwardly pats Lucifer’s arm*

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Mammon, how are you doing? Also, what do you like doing in your free time?

Mammon: Stressed, but what’s new?

Mammon: Ha! Free time? Aw, that’s good. I haven’t had free time in a century.

Mammon: I’m too busy planning out and scheduling all of Lucifer’s meetings for any kind of free time.

Mammon: But I guess if I had to say something... I do like to watch movies. That TSL series is pretty good... but I bet you haven’t heard of it.

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Is Levi still the otaku we all know and love tho? qwq

Levi: Of course! Just because I’m a little famous doesn’t mean I’ve completely changed who I am. I have all my figurines... all my Collector’s Edition games...

Levi: But to be honest, I don’t watch a lot of anime much. I’m too busy streaming.

Levi: Actually, maybe that’s a good idea for a stream! Leviastans would love this...

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Mammon would like a hug? I think you need a hug.

Mammon: Wha--I don’t-- *Is hugged*

Mammon: Ugh... Fine. If you’re gonna do it, at least put your whole heart into it. Don’t half-ass it! *Hugs you back tightly*

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Mammon, they guessed you last bc you hid it the best, everyone else made it so easy, good job!

Mammon: Don’t patronize me--I’m one of the top 5 strongest demons in the Devildom and I got no recognition!?

Mammon: *Sigh* It’s fine. I’m used to it.

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Lust and Glutton are just types of Greed so Satan....Levi and Asmo have to what you say! congrats you have 2 stupid servents

Satan: Hm. Hm!

Satan: Maybe I’ll use my newfound abilities to choose what my brothers wear, then.

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i think satan looks nice 🥺🥺 dont listen to that other person ur cute the way u are!!

Satan: A-ah.. Well, thank you. Uhm. I mean.. My clothes are a bit out of date, but... Yes. Ah. Thank you.

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is satan covered in dirt? or is that just how his clothes look?

Satan: D-dirt..? I’m not-- my clothes are just a little old, that’s all. I just don’t devote a lot of my budget towards frivolous things like that...

Satan: ...Asmo and Levi get compliments and I get told I look like I’m covered in dirt? This outfit isn’t even a decade old yet...

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I dont want to feed levi's ego but...hes really pretty,, in a really fashionable way (even if my brain is saying smth else otherwise)

Levi: Of course! Only the best for my fans. I try really hard to keep up this appearance.

Levi: And don’t worry, I don’t mind those other thoughts of yours.

Levi: After all, I do have special streams just for fans like you~ ;)

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Asmo your outfit is just the cutest! I absolutly adore it!🥰

Asmo: Awwwww, thank you! I do too. I like fashion that accentuates how cute my perfect little face is.

Asmo: Have you seen my earrings? They’re hearts! And they match the buttons on my sweater! Really, how can anyone stand to be around me?

Asmo: Ah ha ha~ ^_^ I’m kidding, of course.

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Hey Beel! What’s something that really gets on your nerves? Like- can-barely-hold-back upsets you?

Beel: Mm... Lots of things. Like my fries not being salty enough, or being cut in line, or messing things up...

Beel: It feels like a lot of thing make me angry now a days. Sometimes it feels like I’m going to explode. I can usually keep it to myself though...

Beel: No one else should have to deal with it.

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Hmm well hmm. I’m not sure off the top of my head so why don’t you pick instead ! Like you said you are a cute cafe connoisseur after all. So i guarantee what ever you pick out will be amazing.

Asmo: Aw, thank you, sweetheart!

Asmo: Don’t worry, I’ll show you the best places, and maybe we can get something else afterwards.

Asmo: There’s a sweet shop that sells the best hard candies, but they’re in such cute shapes! I’ll have to show you after we have a bite 💕