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[askthespeedster]

What's new pussycat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[askthespeedster]

If you could only save one person besides yourself who would it be?

Fuckin’ hell, that’s kinda a heavy question, don’tcha think? Like, fuck man.

Buuuuuuut......... Prolly Nine or Seven. ‘Cause Nine can try ta save the folks I couldn’t save, n’ Seven’s th’ one who knows how ta do all th’ leadery stuff n’ keep folks under control n’ shit. Like, they’re prolly th’ best with th’ aftermath a whatever happened, ya know?

See? I ain’t all stupid, I can think things through!

[[ Tagging @ask-a-stitch-in-time and @ask-mr07 because u know ]]

[askthespeedster]

Why do you always pick on poor Die?

It’s just way too easy ta prank ‘im!

But! Ta be fair, he ain’t th’ only guy I prank. I’m an equal opportunity asshole.

[askthespeedster]

two 1tchys walk 1nto a bar

HAHA LOSER!

But also???????

[askthespeedster]

Did y'pick up Eggs on the way back?

Whadda ya take me for, a course I d—

Wait.

Why’d ya capitalize that.

Did. Did ya mean Eggs the Leprechaun? Eggs number twelve?

...Yyeah, totally picked ‘im up!!!!!!! 

And on a completely unrelated note, I’mma head out again. For reasons. Don’t ask why.

[askthespeedster]

> Oh great, who’s this asshole? > Whoever he is, he wants to chat. Care to humor him?