ask the titans boys

Hey, It's Robin, Leader of the Teen Titans! Often, civilians will approach us on the street and ask us questions, so I've made this blog (well, actually, Cyborg made this blog) So that you can ask us questions. We have Beast boy, Cyborg, and I on board. Of course, when the girls found out about this, they wanted their own blog. You can find theirs in the links below.

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Hey guys, if all the titan girls were putting on a concert, but during the performance, Kitten and Blackfire appeared at the top of the stage with the intent on ruining the performance, could you fight them on the light fixtures and cables subtly enough not to panic the audience? And how would it make you feel to see Starfire, Raven and Bumblebee singing?

Robin: Of course, I’ve been trained to fight on any and all surfaces. But as for not panicking the audience... that might be difficult.

Cyborg: The girls making  a band would be majorly cool, though. I could step up the concert a notch with my special effects!

Beast Boy: Come on guys, if anyone’s going to be singing sensation, it’s gonna be me!

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Hey Cyborg, Can I come over to flirt er.. see you. Heh, Heh

Cyborg: Why don’t we get some pizza and do a little of both?

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BB, what's up with the love for Raven? How about Star? And Robin clearly has no affection for her because he is too chicken to ask her out and I think I heard Star say "Beastboy is kinda cute"!!! So now I have proof that Star likes BB. Shame on you Robin.

Beast Boy: Seriously?! How cool is that! Star’s one of my best buddies... I guess this is just proof that no one can resist my charm!

Robin: Don’t. Even. Think. About. It.

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YOU LIKE BATGIRL, YOU LIKE BATGIRL, YOU LIKE BATGIRL!!! No offence Robin but I think you still have feelings for her.

Robin: Hey! We’re just friends, let’s leave it at that!

Beast Boy: Hah, sure Robin. Looks like Star’s got a little competition!

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Robin do you consider Batman as you step father or your boss. BTW he is my favorite hero.

Robin: Back when I was with Batman, it was kinda both. He taught me how to be a hero- it’s hard not to look up to someone like that.

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I am in disguise and soon I will invade the titans tower. Also I will capture Raven and Date Starfire. BEWARE, FOR I AM COMING!!!

Cyborg: Okay man, you have fun with that. Give us a few minutes warning when you’re ready, alright?

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Hey Robin, me and Starfire started dating untill you came along. I will seek my revenge *throws a picture of starfire in the trash* we had some pretty good times together.

Robin: Revenge? Starfire has the right to date anyone she wants. And besides, I don’t think she ever mentioned you...

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Robin, If you saw Starfire in a sexy bikini what would you do?

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What is your opinion on fixit guys? If u don't remember he was the guy who wanted to make cyborg all robot

Cyborg: Being half robot, half man is a part of me now.

Beast Boy: Yeah! We like Cy just the way he is!

Robin: Anyone that tries to change him is a villain in our books.

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Hey guys! Comic con is coming up this may and I'm gonna be cosplaying with all my friends as the teen titans! Not just the boys though! I'm going as cyborg. We might even have some villains too

Cyborg: Well alright! How cool is that? You're gonna have to submit some pictures of you so I can see.

Beast Boy: There better be someone cosplaying me and I BETTER get pictures.

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Happy Valentine's Day! Robin make sure u get star something lol! Cyborg I think your girl will come along maybe it'll be me I'm kind of crazy 4 u (giggles)

Robin: Thanks to your reminder, I managed to pick up some flowers for all of the girl Titans... thanks!

Beast Boy: Hmph! Show off...

Cyborg: Haha how sweet! I guess that makes you my valentine this year!

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Guys,Recently Asked The Girls Something About A Teen Titans Movie. Do You Agree With Them?

Beast Boy: Aw yeah! A Titans movie would be so sweet!

Cyborg: You know it!

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Robin, what do you think of Starfire?

Robin: Well, she’s an excellent fighter, has good control over her powers, and is fiercely loyal. She’s in invaluable asset to this team.

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Cyborg I am a tech-savvy teenage girl that loves waffles and meat (of course!). You're really handsome and I have so much affection for you

Cyborg: Hey, you sound like a cool girl. But if you really want a relationship with me, why don’t you just come talk to me some time? We can grab some pizza or something.

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Earthman! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star to observe the ways of your planet. You have the honor of representing your entire race as my sample subjects. WHISPERING IS FUTILE! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all, sees all. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way. You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged. Ignore my presence and go about your earthly business!

Beast Boy: I knew it would happen!

Robin: I’m sorry, but you can’t watch us. I don’t care who you say you are, we’re too busy for this.

Cyborg: Aw Robin, it could be cool… it’d be like having our own reality TV show!

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Cyborg I triple dog dare you to let bb tar and feather you stick a red glove on your head, and paint your legs yellow. And you've gotta act like a chicken too!! Lol! Ps. You can't chicken out on a triple dog dare!

Beast Boy: They’re right, you know; you can’t chicken out on a triple dog dare.

Cyborg: Aw man…

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So this is for everyone. What are all the nicknames you give each other? Also Garfield, have to tried asking Rita about asking out your girl? I mean she is a woman and a mother figure so she would probably be very happy to help out.

Cyborg: Let’s see here, there Star, Rae, BB, Cy… and Robin. There’s really no way to shorten his name.

Beast Boy: I think he deserves a nickname too. How about “The Flaming Pigeon?” It’s got a ring to it!

Robin: No.

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Beast Boy: Are you trying to upstage my nickname? Because if you are, I have to warn you that I am an expert nickname creator.