I am... All Of Me

Rouge made me make this... something about "making new connections"... This blog is run by a MINOR, don't be weird

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Greetings, vast human population of planet Earth.

This is Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

I am the Ultimate Lifeform, unsung savior of your planet. Not the reason the moon exploded a while ago. Through this “account”, you are permitted to interact with me in any way you please. If you interact in a way that I deem unpleasant, please note that I have fought with the well-known hero of your planet, a certain blue hedgehog, and have beaten him nearly to death on several occasions.

(Ooc !!important!! stuff below the cut)

Heyo! Shadmin here! I’m a trans dude, 17, and currently going through a Shadow hyperfixation. Activity will vary.

Couple of rules to lay out:

Discrimination of any kind will immediately result in a block.

NSFW asks/reblogs/replies are not allowed for any reason. Don’t be weird.

Keep spam asks to a minimum. One or two asking Shadow to react to some kind of cursed image is fine, but don’t go too off-topic.

Other characters asking Shadow questions is welcomed and encouraged. Have some fun!

OOC Hate = instant block and possible really rude private message.

Do not involve me in any kind of drama or discourse. I get overwhelmed extremely easily and do not want to get involved with anything negative on my comfort sideblog.

Can you believe it took me 20 minutes to type this all out? I’m still trying to pick a pfp…

[asktheultimatelifeform]

OH! HI! *startled by Shadow's sudden appearance the anon trips over themselves.

What are you doing out here? You’d better hope you didn’t trample my plants.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

*sneaks around the backyard*

Shadow noticed you out there. Once he did, he appeared behind you in a flash.

Evening.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Thank you for allowing me to pet you guys. Both of your quills are really nice and soft!

Thank you. I care for them quite well.

Thank you for asking permission first. A lot of people don’t…

[asktheultimatelifeform]

May I give a few pets?

If you like. Shadow seemed indifferent to the affection until you scratched right behind his ears, after which all coherent thought seemed to stop.

Thank you for asking first. Wick enjoyed the attention quite a bit, pressing into your touch when you found a spot he particularly liked.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

*places a box of dozen freshly made beef tacos on Shadow's counter.*

Some tacos made just for you guys for whenever you're hungry!

Tacos! Thank you.

Yes, thank you.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

How's the hot tub treating you guys ?

Good.

I think we use it more than our actual bathroom, at this point. …It is quite hard to clean, however.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Does Wick prefer the pool or the hot tub?

Wick was sitting in the hot tub, only letting his nose and above stick out of the water. His eyes were closed, and he was purring softly.

…He likes the hot tub, too, if you can’t tell. Cold water can bring back some… bad memories.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

*brings in a hot tub and places it far away from the garden or any flowers in the yard. *

Shadow sat down slowly in the hot tub, sighing deeply as he felt the warm water melt his tense muscles into relaxation.

Mmmh… thank you…

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Would you rather the pool or a hot tub?

…A hot tub actually sounds very nice. It would sure help my aching back.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

An American Crow flew past my garden just now. Crows are highly intelligent birds. I wonder if it liked my flowers. Maybe I’ll buy a birdbath this weekend…

[asktheultimatelifeform]

*puts a little inflatable pool in Shadow's yard *

Almost swimming season!

You’ll kill the grass…

We’ll clean it up.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Hello gentlemen. I come bearing cookies 🍪🍪

Thank you for these.

I wouldn’t call us “gentlemen”, would you?

Heh. Let them be.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Glad you're doing alright, Wick. Do you need anything?

I’m alright, thank you.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Is everyone doing better today?

Shadow had drank his special brew of tea and was sleeping deeply on the couch. Comet, his cat, was snuggled up next to him. Wick was up and walking.

We talked. We’re both doing alright, but he needs a bit of a break.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

*offers a blanket for poor Wick*

Wick wrapped the blanket around himself, holding it close.

Thank you…

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*i gasp and cover my mouth at the sight of wick* ...he...he'll be okay right...?

*i clench my fist and glare* i am going to rip robotnik to shreds..

Yes. He’ll be fine.

Shadow was masking his worry, but he was telling the truth.

[emilydjgamer]

Where. is. Robotnik.

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Don’t. It’s not worth it.

[emilydjgamer]

ughhhhhhh fiiiine. Well, is there anything i do to help you guys out? I could watch wick while ya get some sleep. You look exhausted

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…I’d rather stay up for now. Just until I’m sure he’s alright.

[emilydjgamer]

fair enough. Want me to get ya some coffee or food? Or do ya just want me to stay here and keep ya company?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

I suppose I haven’t eaten in a while…

[emilydjgamer]

want me to make some mac n cheese?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Yes, please.

[emilydjgamer]

alright, I got ya bud. Want coffee too?

[asktheultimatelifeform]

No. Not in the mood for it.

[emilydjgamer]

*i give him a thumbs up as I head upstairs to the kitchen* *kitchen noises* *20 minutes later, I return to the basement with a bowl of mac n cheese for shadow* here ya are, bud

[asktheultimatelifeform]

Thank you.

Wick stirred at the smell of food, inhaling deeply as he awoke. Shadow watched in silence, visibly holding himself back from wrapping Wick in his arms.

…Did I wake you?

N… it’s okay.

[emilydjgamer]

*i kneel down besides wicks bed and speak in a soft gentle voice* Hey there bud, how ya feeling? Also, do ya want some mac n cheese? There's plenty

[asktheultimatelifeform]

…ribs hurt a bit, but I’m okay.

Do you need anything?

Don’t think so…