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@jesterguy
Tonight one of my coworkers said to me, "Jewish people are from Long Island, right?" and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna be sick
why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball
i don't care if you live in new york city get normal about drug addicts sometime soon or jump in front of the trains
i promise you that person on fent bent over + swaying in rags is having a worse couple hours than you've ever had in your entire life. i promise you that person begging for money on the subway is going throughs something 1000% worse than you having to avoid their eyes while going to a restaurant. i swear on my life that person talking to themselves in public isn't evil or the devil or going to kill you. i think you need to get the fuck over yourself and stop acting like you're suuuchhh an NYC native and being afraid of all drug-heavy areas and posting videos of people on the trains like "only in the city! lol!". i think you should learn how to either have some compassion or shut the fuck up
every month someone makes a post like “wow, I can’t believe there are gay rednecks. can’t believe there are gay people living in the rural Midwest or Deep South.” kill the classist in your brain
I laughed WAY to hard at this
The way this is from four years ago
sorry but everyone else has the punchlines handled so I am going to be a broken record: do not let high emotions, low info, and narrative compulsion make you a soft target for conspiracy grifters. it does not help. it does not end well.
remember, even entertaining baseless hypotheticals out loud passes them on to your followers. get on the disease model of unevidenced conspiracy: mask up, do not be a vector.
And on Machine Girl Monday, no less....
HI everybody imagine me flapping my lil bat wings and flying in circles around yr head nd saying “eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee!!”, pls and thx >:3
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Art Nouveau dragon brooch, enamelled and set with pearls and amethysts.
war never changes
my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw
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