Ask the Unlucky Pawn

Arisen! 'Tis you! If there's anything you want, you need but ask!

[julien-schu]

Flight.

source: [さなかん]

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

OOC: Inactivity

I'm aware I've been really, really inactive recently... Just to let you guys know, I'm still alive and kicking! Hoping to get back to full activity soonish, but my inactivity might continue a while longer since exams start soon and I'm juggling quite a few things in the meantime...

(This is pretty much all the need-to-know info, the rest I just sort of ramble about my recent endeavors)

And don't worry! I've not forgotten about Riding Solo either! I'm hoping to finish the next chapter soon but I'm writing quite a few things alongside including several novels(one into the proofreading stage; I'm hoping to get it published soon), a collaboration, a fanfiction, and a couple of misc short stories! 

Although, as you wait, I've also found a pretty awesome RP site and I've been pretty distracted by that recently, too...

http://pandorarp.com/

It's fandom-based and canon-only, but I don't think any characters from Dragon's Dogma have been pulled in yet... If you do join, my username is Moonlit Dream!

But yeah... That's about it from me. Holidays starts soon, so I'll probably catch up on activity then! 

Thanks, guys!

[askthenyarisen]

[askthenyarisen]

harpies for breakfast?

[arisen-of-the-guard-deactivated]

[Holding a struggling, shrieking harpy and is about two seconds away from throwing it to the ground and smashing it with his boot]

What?  These things are edible?  What do they taste like?

…..

……

……

….And why am I asking this?  [snaps the harpy’s neck]

[askthenyarisen]

[askerunno-deactivated20150804]

This pawn feels inclined to agree with the Nyarisen…

[[ is suddenly feeling relieved he doesn’t require food to live ]]

[askbarnabythepawn]

And this pawn is reminded of why his Arisen chose to be vegan…

[black-quadrant]

raise your hand if you've got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

[girl-in-the-tardis]

[askbarnabythepawn]

Thank you for tuning in!

[julien-schu]

"Draw me like one of your French girls?"

"Oh hell no.”

source: [マリアベル]

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

wait, you actually a love life? where do you find the time between all that dying?!

Truly, you are a sharp-tongued, sharp-witted Arisen ser! 

That being said, 'twould seem a point most fair! Heh, heh... 

To answer your question...

...

Hmmm...

Well... Dying leaves me little time to socialize and so does my lack of emotion. I'd say the most er... How do you say it? ...'intimate' moment I've had was being thrown to the brine by my master.

The feel of her armour clasped tightly to her body, and those fine hands gripping me about the middle rendering immobile, whilst her fierce face rested upon my chest... 'Twas such a warm feeling, whilst it lasted.

The moment I hit the water's surface was... less tender.

I do not relish that memory.

*Ahem* 

'Twould seem I have veered far enough from my point... Apologies, ser!

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

OOC: Blargh

Sorry for the pause, all my wonderful followers! I went on a short holiday, but activity will resume as normal from now on! 

I know I had a few asks to respond to, and Riding Solo isn't going to write itself! 

[julien-schu]

Mr. Crate Head, the incredibly shy Arisen.

source: [フェニックス]

[kxrama]

In honor of Valentine's Day, ask my Muse questions about their love life!

[averden-moved-deactivated201504]

this Arisen is unamused >:/

[julien-schu]

"That cloud does look like a rabbit, Arisen."

source: [マニ]

[asksersavan]

((Behold Rabbnarok! The twilight of the bunnies!))

[julien-schu]

Dragon Battle 1 and Dragon Battle 2; Dragon’s Dogma Official Design Works

[askthenyarisen]

"Nya? Oh, there’s this foreign knight in Gran Soren who will buy all my festival pies!"

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

This must be the source of all Gransys' blinder arrows... 

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

oh, you wanted to use the knowledge chair, Arisen?

'Twould be such a shame if I phrased my questions in such an intricate and complicated way that you choose the wrong answer. 

...

Oh, what, Arisen? 

You want me to ask the same question again? 

...

...If only the world was that simple, Arisen!

[julien-schu]

Amazing things done with jars, crates and boxes by マッコイ at the Pawn Community. Check out マッコイ's page for more of these!

[asktheunluckiestpawn]

at the Fallen City

Jon: *watching me play and generally being a back-seat Arisen*

Jon: You ever wonder how or why this whole dead city is here?

Me: No, not really.

Jon: Maybe it's because Daimon just likes playing house.

Me: ... sorry?

Jon: He probably treats the place like a big dollhouse and plays with it when no one's looking. That's what all the monsters are there for; they're the equivalent of dolls for him.

Me: ... he makes the Eliminators have tea parties?

Jon: And dresses the Living Armours in frilly frocks.

Me: ... that would explain why they're all so bad-tempered.