Ask Gabe and Delilah

We’re Gabriel and Delilah Mitchell, fraternal twins (a fork and a soup spoon), though people mostly call him Gabe. I’m a student at a two-year culinary school (graduating in May!), and Gabe is still in four-year university. We’re 20 years old. I work at the Snack Shack and Gabe does odd jobs around the park, not really an employee, but he wants to help me and Benson out (even though he really should be focusing on his studies!). We live in Benson’s apartment building, right down the hall. Benson was out babysitter when we were younger; our mom was his high school tech theater teacher (that’s how I convinced Ben to at least give me a shot at the job). I smoke pot to help combat clinical depression and Gabe takes meds for ADD (better living through chemistry, amirite?). I’m also an aspiring screenwriter/filmmaker, and Gabe is studying journalism and attempting to make it as a stand-up comic (and oh my God, you guys, he’s so fucking funny). My job supports us both. We have an older sister, Charity, who is a knife (and the sharpest of us all, har-dee-har), and a much younger sister (a teaspoon, if you’re curious). Our mum and dad are divorced, and mum’s remarried (to a silver fox, of all things). Dad isn’t, um…really involved any more. Anyways, that’s it! We love questions, and you can ask me, Gabe, or even Charity and the rest of our family!

[askricky]

I totally kissed a girl last night!

I don’t think I’m supposed to tell anyone so this is strictly between me and Faith.

I think we made the perfect blend, and there’s no stopping us now!

[asktheutensils]

Honey, if you weren't supposed to tell anyone, then why did you--

DON'T LISTEN TO HER, WAY TO GO RICK!

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Can we take a moment to appreciate Gabe tho? I mean, like, actually? I mean, like, holy shit. I mean, have you seen his fuckin’ abs? I mean… fuck.

[asktheutensils]

"Hey Delly, check this out!"

"Check what--aw, man, I didn't need to read that."

"Don't be jealous."

[luclipse85]

I have 2 cups of flour, more than enough sugar, vanilla, butter, baking powder and salt.

Now HOW THE HELL do I turn that into a cookie or a scone??

[luclipse85]

And eggs. I have eggs to go with that. Someone help me out! I need to turn that into either a cake, cookie or scone!

[asktheutensils]

Delilah here! I've got just the ticket!

Combine 1/3 cup softened butter, 1/3 cup sugar, an egg, 2 teaspoons water, 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2/3 cup flour, and 3/4 teaspoon baking powder. Roll it into a log, cut it relatively thin, sprinkle sugar on top, and pop into a 350* oven for about 8 minutes.

Hope you love the Trefoil knockoffs!

[asktheutensils]

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Yeah, speakin’ of which, you need to quit leavin’ your books n’ such all over the coffee table. Don’t ya know that’s reserved for my booze and magazines?

These damn college kids think they own the place…

[asktheutensils]

But my books don’t like it in my room! They get lonely. It’s dark in there.

[asktheutensils]

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I don’t think I ever said thanks to y’all for yer kind birthday wishes. Thank y’all so much for draggin’ me kickin’ and screamin’ into my 31st year!

[asktheutensils]

Look at my adorable cradle-robber. Isn't he the best?

[deactivated-blog]

Here’s my problem with Fatal Attraction, though: how come the dude gets the happy ending when it was mainly his fault for not keepin’ it in his pants in the first place?

[asktheutensils]

Right?! Even I know when enough is enough.

[asktheutensils]

((Hi friend! I'm gonna go ahead and answer this out of character, since you're part of today's lucky 10,000! You also follow this blog even though it isn't in one of your fandoms, and that's just plain awesome.

In the Regular Show universe, which is where this ask blog and these characters exist, sometimes characters are not human; they are anthropomorphic animals, animate objects, ghosts, fictional creatures, etc. The main canon cast includes a 6-foot-tall bluejay, a yeti in jeans, and a very angry gumball machine. And they aren't even the half of it!

In this universe, not being human is, well, regular.

As for the Utensils specifically, their brains are in their heads like regular people's, they're just flat. They're not possessed, it's not a spell. They're the kids of a butter knife and a wooden spoon, and they are living very regular lives.

If you get the chance, I recommend you check out the show! It's very good, very funny. Probably my favorite show currently on television.))

[asktheutensils]

aw, to bad tahvya and yates didn't hook up. They made a real cute couple, y'know

[asktheutensils]

☱ :)

[asktheutensils]

I did it!

[friendshipstates]

Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.

Leave a  ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.

[askricky]

Good news, readers! Due to my recent good performance and willingness to work overtime, Hewis has allowed me once again to use the office computer for personal use during downtime! And there’s a lot of downtime around here. It’s the economy, stupid! People just aren’t willing to pay for psychic services right now.

Hewis seemed surprised at the recent downturn in business. I pointed out that as a clairvoyant he should surely have seen it coming, then he threw an orange at me.

[asktheutensils]

Hmm…you’d think the terrible economy would make them want to use psychic services more. Y’know, see if they’ll get more money soon and all that. Sorta like people playing the lotto more when they’re poorer.

[askricky]

Well, all I know is, they’d better start showing up soon, because it’ll be a lean month for Ricky otherwise. Don’t get me wrong, I’m loving the extra computer time*, but I need the overtime.

*I think Yates has me blocked on Facebook, though, the dirty dog.

[asktheutensils]

Oh yeah, he totally does. Gabe thought the forking jokes were hilarious, but I think Yates didn't like you jumping into their personal life XD

[askricky]

Good news, readers! Due to my recent good performance and willingness to work overtime, Hewis has allowed me once again to use the office computer for personal use during downtime! And there’s a lot of downtime around here. It’s the economy, stupid! People just aren’t willing to pay for psychic services right now.

Hewis seemed surprised at the recent downturn in business. I pointed out that as a clairvoyant he should surely have seen it coming, then he threw an orange at me.

[asktheutensils]

Hmm...you'd think the terrible economy would make them want to use psychic services more. Y'know, see if they'll get more money soon and all that. Sorta like people playing the lotto more when they're poorer.

[asktheutensils]

And to answer the second part of your question, I like her very much. I mean, she's certainly a step up from the jerks Delly usually dates.

[ahbonjour]

The Big Move, Pt.1

“And that’s when I started choking on my wing and he had to do the Heimlich maneuver.”

“All because he asked you if you wanted to move in together?” Gabe nodded at her from his kneeling position on the couch, turned to look at his sister better. “You’re a moron, have I told you that?”

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I don’t know what the hell’s up with our pitchin’ rotation this year. What I do know is that unless the Sox get their act together quickly, we’re gon’ be eight games behind them by July.

[asktheutensils]

Oh, oooooohhhhh, right, baseball's a thing. I heard "pitching rotation" and thought something completely different! My bad!