The Awesome Rowan of Winter

I am the true prince of winter, and I will graciously allow you to ask me whatever whims your mortal hearts desire...for a price. I will admit it. I'm an ass, and manipulative bastard...it's not something I'm proud of...Haha! I can't even say that with a straight face. Avatar drawn by: Ironfaerie

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Meghan: You’d be stupid to put your hands on me.

Rowan: Oh, you’d be surprised by how much stupid shit I do.

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Meh true

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Glitch: Every friend group has…

[points at Meghan]: …small titty identity crisis…

[points at Ash]: …sweet but no brain…

[points at Puck]: …omnipotent god…

[points at Leanansidhe]: …wine stepmom…

[points at Tertius]: …encyclopedia bitch…

[gestures to himself]: …the one with goals…

[points at Rowan]: …unbridled rage…

[points at Sage]: …and rich boy.

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Well, yeah

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Okay lowkey don't tell anyone else (this thing is anonymous right? Fuck it if not) but the new Taylor Swift album slaps. Don't tell my human that though. She is OBSESSED with the woman.

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Answers to questions no one asked.

Recent fav song? Too Sweet by Hozier. Bitches that song is a warning

What do you do while the human works all day? Um excuse you, the human doesn't work. The human pays to work (fuck grad school). I hang out with her cats. Her husband sometimes beats her home. He doesn't like me very much but I was here first jackass

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The human let me have human alcohol unsupervised (def not as strong as fae alcohol obviously but guys it has been a minute). I am here to annoy everyone

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I'm such a hottie. It's a shame I'm insane. And homicidal.

Probably Rowan

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Rowan actually

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Big "Stayed Gone" energy rn

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Posting for proof of @ironfaerie's prior love and attraction to me

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rowan is hot

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This post is the first to go.

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Absolutely not, this must be preserved

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Ash: What the hell is wrong with you?! Rowan: You mean today or like, in general?

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Singlehandedly trying to revive the fandom, one nonhorse-related post at a time

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sup bitches, miss me yet?

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*banging pots and pans*

Hold on to your noses and lock up your horses, His Highness is back in town!

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The Mortal lost access to her old blogs until now, so she has another blog she's been using for the last 2-3 years: @shinynewboots . She's into something called Hazbin Hotel recently if anyone knows what that is 🤷🏻 Not sure how active I'll be on this account but the Mortal wanted you all to know she has missed you all so much!

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Thoughts That Keep Me Up At Night

(even after 12 years...)

When the message 'SCOTT WALDRON PEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL' popped up on the computers in The Iron King, was it true since fey can't lie? Or does it not count as a lie on a technicality because it was typed and not spoken?

Is the Duke of Frostfell that Leanansidhe mentions the father of one of the Winter Princes?

Given Tertius's name, were his brothers (Sage's and Rowan's clones) named Primus and Secundus respectively?

If the mirrors at the End of the World show the mirror opposite of Ash, Ariella, and Puck, (and Grimalkin, sort of...) what would that make Rowan's or Mab's mirror opposites?

Was Ferrum actually a human who got stuck in the Nevernever and rather than going completely insane just slowly deteriorated over time until he fully believed he was a Fey King who rightfully deserved to rule? (This last one has fueled more headcanons and theories than I like to admit......)

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Lowkey this was the post I saw that made me think "huh, I should try and regain access to my account"...the 'after 12 years' really got me lol

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V fitting the last thing I posted 7 years ago was money butt. I did not come into more money, unfortunately

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sup bitches, miss me yet?