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What do you think about Marx?

Oh, him?

He's in waaaay over his head...

Do you know if it is possible for you to swallow yourself whole? If so, thwn where does your body go to?

That's a bit silly. How could I inhale myself?

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KILL IT. KILL IT NOW!

#Scarfy #Kirby

This one time I had a dream where you had no limbs and I was rolling you around like a Katamari. Should I be worried?

Depends. Do you actually think I have limbs?

If yes, then yes. You should be. For your knowledge.

...what ARE you?

Kirby. Star warrior of Popstar!

Nice to meet you!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Testa?

Wispy Woods.

Galactica knight is taking over the universe. what do you do?

Galactica knight better be ready!

You just swallowed Lawlor. What now?

I become BRONY KIRBY!

What special power would you get if you ate bread?

I would probably get the powers of bread eating.

#Bread #Kirby #Askkirby

Kirby, have you ever considered swallowing Celestia?

You mean that unicorn from Equestria? No. That planet looks peaceful. I don't want to disturb it.

#Kirby #Askkirby #My little pony #Princess celestia

do you fap to ponies?

I have no genitalia.

#Kirby #my little pony #askkirby

how do your feet look when you dont wear shoes?

I don't wear shoes. These are my feet.

hey kirby, what would happen, if you cloned yourself and eat your clone! which form would you become?

I would become kirby kirby.

I would then consume another kirby, and become kirby kirby kirby.

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and then get hit and lose my power.

are those shoes or are your feet just naturally red

These are my feet. Good sir.

what is your favourite hat/power

are you jesus

No, I am kirby.

Remember guys, show this to everyone who loves kirby! If you do, you are my

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