Practice what ya preach

Glory to the true gods. Much chaos. Such evil. Wow.

[techpriestess]

A 40k RP List

I think this is the most names that I needed to add in a single update.

Here’s a bunch of nerds Warhammer 40k Role Players! It’s obviously not an exhaustive list, but I’m trying very hard to collect ‘em all!

Note: Not all blogs are up for serious role playing; some are only open to asks and some rambunctiousness, so mileage may vary.

As I’ve said before, let me know if you do or don’t want to be on this list, let me know!

@24hourstilldeath @3eldargirls @5thlibariancaptain @absolutiomortis @adrianthebeautiful @angelsofthelion @ashen-hyenas @askafirewarrior @askaloyalbloodangel @askaspacemarine @askacultist @askargeltal @askbelisarius-cawl @ask-da-mekboy @ask-ezekyleabaddon @askferrusmanus40k @askfuseandro @ask-horus-lupercal @ask-jaghatai-khan @askjenetiakrole @askkaldordraigo @askkonradcurze @asklemanruss40k @asklionjonson @ask-lorgar-aurelian @ask-perturabo @askrobouteguilliman40k @askrogaldorn40k @ask-saint-celestine @asksanguinius40k @askthecrimsonking @asktheravenlord @askthesmuggler @astartes-lightning-rider @assassinorum @binaryfreudian @bonebuzzards @callsign-celeste @colwolfgarde @deathkorps-505th-armored @dictator-class-captain @dont-mess-with-the-commissariat @elysiandroptroop @explorator-atilla @farseersaeralyhn @fulgrim-the-phoenician @guardsmenbrutis @h8foldpath @hades-class-captain @heartsxofxdarkness @heresygoesblam @hereteksiger @imperial-guard-captain-khan @inquisitorradcliffe @inquisitorseventus @inquisitor-tarunt @inquisitor-vora @kaismontyr @kellancallic @kindredsellswords @knightofsaurel @legio-memoriam @litilus-the-tech-priest @magsnagadaunkyllyble @mechanical-maestro-monkey @mechanicusdeus @mechanicus-hermetica @mordianofficer @nomastersonlyafreeblade @nurgleshealer @onmyhxnor @ordo-xenos-inquisitor-dakka @queenhakaan @raptorintercessor @remnants-of-xerxes @silencefromthevoid @sisterofthesacredrose @skitarii-tribune @slaaneshsvowofsilence @songs-of-the-damned @taggert-danforth @tech-priest-regis @techmarine @tempestsergeant @terranholyfamily @thebrokenmoonkabal @thebrothersgarce @thedaringroguetrader @theswarmlord40k @thomas-sellac @thousand-sons-sorcerer @thunderhoof-6th-company-rp @threetrueborn @tzeentchgodofchange @ultramarineblues-rp @valhallan-valkyrie @vostroyavites @warp-hath-no-fury @we-damned-few @zealousheretek @zetkinandanam

And of course, as always, special mention to our resident official nerd-

@a-40k-author

[askthewordbearers]

you have all forgotten so fast, INFIDELS

SYBARITES

[askthewordbearers]

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Truly the pinnacle of performing arts everywhere.

-The New York Times

A heartfelt parody, magnificent.

-Huffington Post

The two lords of the Word Bearers give it their all, in an absolutely stellar performance.

-Book of Lorgar

[askthewordbearers]

So, what's your second favorite book? After Book of Lorgar, of course.

What was the one, with the really nice white girl and those two guys...

Lorgar

Harry Potter, sire?

Argel Tal

No, the other one.. You know it, it's a classic... Come on... Uh... The one with that shiny folk?

Lorgar

The Lecticio Divinitatus?

Argel Tal

NO. You know, what was its name, the one with the wolfs and the Blood Angels guys...?

Lorgar

Beats me, sire.

Argel

[askthewordbearers]

Describe your average day, Erebus.

Well the first thing I do is…

TALK TO DEMONS ERE-BAWSAPPROVE DREADCLAWSERE-BAWSTROLL KOR PHAERONERE-BAWSREMEMBER BIRTHDAYSERE-BAWSDIRECT SLAVE WORKERE-BAWSMY OWN PORTALSERE-BAWSDARK CRUSADEERE-BAWSPROMOTE CHAOS GODSERE-BAWSHIT ON HORUSERE-BAWSGET REJECTEDERE-BAWSSNORT UP INCENSEERE-BAWSSPAWN SOME DEAMONSERE-BAWSCALL THE EMPERORERE-BAWSCRY DEEPLYERE-BAWSDEMAND A RELICERE-BAWSEAT A LIVERERE-BAWSMY HEAD GETS SKINNED OFFERE-BAWSNO ASCENSIONERE-BAWSGLASS OF WARP JUICEERE-BAWSSHIT ON ABBY’S DESKERE-BAWSGRAB A GUNERE-BAWSIN MY MOUTH….EREBAWS…fuck man can’t fucking do this shitPUSSY OUUUUTERE-BAWSPUKE ON ABBY’S DESKERE-BAWSSUMMON A WARP STORMERE-BAWSSUCK A PRIMARCH’S DICKERE-BAWSCAST A CURSEERE-BAWSCRASH MY SHIPERE-BAWSSUCK MY OWN DICKERE-BAWSMEET KHARN THE BETRAYERERE-BAWSHE CHOPS MY HAND OFFERE-BAWSBLACK OUT IN THE WARPERE-BAWSMEET A DEMON PRINCEERE-BAWSIT WAS M’KARERE-BAWSTURN INTO A SHIPERE-BAWSBOMB IMPERIALSERE-BAWSCRASH INTO A SUNERE-BAWSNOW I’M DEADere-baws.Aha. So that’s an average day for you then.No doubt.You get your hand chopped off and die.Hell yeah.

[askthewordbearers]

Do you all really know the Book of Lorgar by heart?

Well duh. I wrote it, so they have to know it.

-Lorgar

Well, despite my son's unfortunate writing style, he has some merit in his words. Some.

-Kor Phaeron

[askthewordbearers]

friendly reminder that PoC (people of Chaos) are systematically underrepresented and mistreated by mass media in a vile manner and those responsible should forever burn in a pit of unending misery (◕‿◕✿)

[askthewordbearers]

NOT ANYMORE. THANKS TO YOU KNOW WHO.

WAS IT YOU, DARK CARDINAL.

-An extremely betrayed Erebus

NO. NEVER, MY TREACHEROUS CUMSHOT. SOMEONE ELSE.

-An extremely scandalized Kor Phaeron

[askthewordbearers]

Truly awe-inspiring, you treacherous little cumshots, eh?

How did you learn of this petname? It's strictly private.

-Erebus

[askthewordbearers]

fav catchphrase?

Got orbital bombardment?-Kor Phaeron

Puttin' the ASS back in ASSHOLE.-Erebus

[askthewordbearers]

ENEMIES OF LORGAR HEAR US AND DESPAIR

WE HAVE EMERGED FROM OUR TOWERS

OUR SUBSCRIPTION TO NETFLIX HAS EXPIRED

IT WAS A SIGN, A SIGN THAT WE RETURN TO THE MATERIAL WORLD

LET

THE CRUSADE

COMMENCE.

[askthewordbearers]

Kor Phaeron+masturbation

Nobody wishes to know that.

-Erebus

In fact, I might write a book on why it is not a good idea to ever allow your thoughts to venture that way.

-Lorgar

This question gave me demonic possession.

-Argel Tal

[askthewordbearers]

erebus + hair products

Are you fucking with me, mate?

-Erebus

[askthewordbearers]

erebus+sleeping

Quite interesting, we got this particular question three times, lowly mortal. The fact is, that the Dark Apostle's relationship with sleeping is quite like his relationship with me. Most of the time he sorely needs it, but he cannot have it. In fact, he sleeps so rarely, that even his skin has given into it. So, when he does sleep, he blacks out, and he always sleeps with his bodyguards around him, the paranoid fool. He, of course, is not privy to my regenerative treatments.

Because I'm worth it.

-Kor Phaeron

[askthewordbearers]

Kolos Undil + shades

I wear them. All day, every day. It is part of the uniform.

-Undil

[kittyprude-deactivated20250803]

meme

send me a character + thing if you wanna know my headcanon for them and that thing

ex: molly hayes + sleeping

[askthewordbearers]

Who's your daddy??!

I am an orphan.

-Lorgar

HOW DARE YOU YOUNG MAN

-Kor Phaeron

Sorry dad.

-Lorgar

[askthewordbearers]

My Lord Erebus, is it true that your milkshakes bring all the primarchs to the yard?

Yes. The truth is, it's better than yours.

-Erebus

He could teach you but he'd have to sacrifice you.

-Undil