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Hi and welcome to this ask blog
Rules
Keep asks PG 13
Be nice
And thats it
This was inspired by ydkjhostsunofficial
Meet the Hosts
Cookie- š„
Schmitty- š©
Guy- š
Nate- š²
Buzz- ā”
Bob- š¾
Addie (mod)- šŗ
Nate go hug buzz I still feel bad he barley gets any turns hosting :(
š²: Ok!
š²: Hey cuz' do you want a hug?
ā”: Yea, why?
š²: Because, the person who asked me to hug you feels bad that you don't get any turns hosting.
ā”: Thanks Nate.
š²: *hugs Buzz*
ā”: *hugs Nate back*
Buzz do you like brainrot? lol
ā”: No. Infact, I hate brainrot
What's the worst nightmare you six have ever had?
9:22 pm, 4/11/26
š„ : Well, my worst nightmare, this was when I was working for Binjpipe, so I was hosting a game of You don't know jack, and, I noticed that she was looking at me more than usual.
š„ : So, after I finished hosting the game, I asked her why she was staring at me, and her answer was that she loved me, and she didn't want me to leave.
š„ : However, I had a life outside of the game, she didn't like that, in-fact, she got mad.
š„ : She got so mad, that she threatened to power me off.
š„ : Then, I woke up, panting and shivering from fear.
š©: Oh. I'm sorry that happened.
š„ : You didn't have to apologize, Schmitty, but, thank you for understanding.
š©: Anyway, so, I had this nightmare after I left the murder hotel, so, I was back at the murder hotel, and, I saw that redacted was behind me, and he was holding a knife, so I ran, however, since it was a nightmare, I was very floaty, and not that fast, so, redacted caught up to me easily, he raised his knife, and before I was stabbed.
š©: I woke up.
š: Well... I don't feel comfortable talking about my worst nightmare.
ā”: That's ok Guy.
ā”: Well, the worst I ever had, was went I was working for Binjpipe, so Dr. Jan Peskin called me into his office, so I went into his office, because I thought, that I was getting a raise, because I had been a good, productive worker, however, when I got there and sat down, Jan told that I was being replaced by an A.I version of me, he told me that was being because, I costing the company too much money, and with the robot of me, they'll save money. And then I was dragged down into the basement, because, I wasn't needed anymore, and before he shut the door on me.
ā”: I woke up.
š²: So, uh, this nightmare was more metaphorical, so I just moved in to a new neighborhood, with my wife, named Ricky, after I few days of living here, I felt like someone was watching me, I went to Ricky, but she said that I was imaging things, so I believed her, then, a day later, noticed that the clouds had eyes, I went to tell Ricky, again, and this time, she flat out said that I had lost my mind, so, I started to pace.
š²: What if she was right? What if I was losing my mind? Have gone mad? What if I was right? What if someone, or something was watching us? Were they going to hurt me or my wife?
š²: and then I woke up.
š¾: My worst nightmare was the the aliens from space invader were invading Chicago.
š±: Addie here, sorry for not answering your ask, first I had an ear infection, and then tl:ltd released, I've been playing that for a bit and I forgot to answer it
Hey everyone! Quick question for Bob and Guy: what's your favorite thing about each other?
9:30 pm, 4/9/26
š: His knowledge on video game, especially retro games.
š¾: Easy, his knowledge and skills when comes to sports.
hello hosts!!! out of the 6 of you, who do you like/tolerate the most :] excluding yourself btw!!
š²: I like Buzz the most, I also like to hang out with Guy, Bob, and Schmitty.
ā”: I like my cuz' the most, I also like Guy and Bob, and I tolerate Cookie.
š¾: I like Guy the most and I also like Nate and Buzz.
š: Yea, honestly, I like hanging out with my bro, and I also Buzz and Nate.
š©:I like, no... Love Cookie!
š„ : (sighs) Schmitty, I guess.
Buzz what do you think of [REDACTED]?
ā”: Look, okay, I like the game he hosts, alright?
ā”: I like the concept of it, ok?
ā”: However, I don't like [REDACTED], and I don't hate him, he just gives me the heebee-geebees.
*places a can of Pringles in between Cookie and Guy and watches to see what they do*
10:48 am, 4/9/26
š: *looks at the can*
*looks at Cookie* Do want this?
š„ : Yes.
š: Well..... I also want to have them.
š„ : .......
š: ........
š: I mean, we can share them, if you want to.
š„ : (annoyed) Yea, that seams fair.
āØ: Um, Cookie, was it? My name is Impping. Our friend, Maka is kind of cross at your company right now. Something about having to do with AI and not apologizing. Do you think, you could, try to talk to them?
-@makaverse-series-n-rp/makaversecolon3
(Note: Iām not actually asking if you could contact Jackbox Games themselves, this is just in-universe stuff.)
š²: Umm... Maybe, I guess?
So, Buzz, whatās it like for you to be working at The Re-Ride?
ā”: Well, it's a pretty good job with good benefits on top. Being a Studio Announcer at the Re-ride, is a much better, and less boring than when I got hired to work for a certain company. Also, most of my coworkers are pretty nice.
What do you all think your chances are of hosting Saturday Night Live?
š„ : not high, but, hey, it can happen.
Buzz do you like Hatsune Miku?
ā”: Yes, in fact, my favorite Miku song is darling
Hi, Cookie. Hi, everyone else.
What is your opinions on human beings (If you guys know what they are)?
ā”: I know what humans are, and I think most of them are pretty nice
š„ ,š©,š,š¾: Huh?
š²: Yes, I know about humans, mostly due to my cousin, and I think they are pretty weird but also cool.
Why am I imagining after Binjpipe powered your Cookie off, she starts acting like she just slain a dragon š (Since, well, your Cookie is a dragon.)
Well kinda but
[A day after the ETS episode]
Binjpipe: Hey! Cookie, you know that thing you said in the last episode.
Cookie: That I wanted to leave?
Binjpipe: Yea, that! I was hurt by that statement, however I understand so, I'm going to give you a parting gift!
Cookie: What gi- (gets tackled by binjpipe)
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ahh-
Binjpipe: An experience you will not forget.
(Binjpipe placed her paw on the base of Cookie's tail and surged bright pink electricity through the skin of his spine)
(The pain was agonizing, it only lasted a few minutes, but it felt like hours)
Binjpipe: (takes her paw off of Cookie's tail) There, now you can leave.
Cookie: (afraid, his pupils are lines, back still sore, about to sob) Why?
Binjpipe: I said after give my gift you can leave, so LEAVE!
Cookie: (runs out the door, leaving the simulation)
And that's how he got that scar
š„ : Yea, this is accurate...