ASK THOMAS THE TERRIFIC!!!

"'Ey up, chuck! I'm Thomas! The Great Sodor Railway's No.1!" "Sorry if I don't get to your questions sharpish- I'm a very important engine, you see! But don't fret, I'll get an answer in as soon as I can!" •Alternative Universe of Thomas & Friends. •Uuuuh...

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

'Ello, internet people!

Hey up! I'm Thomas The Tank Engine! My driver decided to open up some kind of "Ash Blot" for me, since I'm stuck up in the sheds an' all. Says it's some kind of a computer program that lets you lot send me questions through 'is telephone.

I don't keep up with this newfangled nonsense, and to be frank, I don't think he knows how this all works either, so... Ask away, I guess!

ASHBLOT RULES

No spamming. I'll get to your question, chill.

DNI IF: racist, TERFs, homophobes, etc. I block at my own discretion.

No NSFW, you sick freak.

Character interactions are welcomed!

I'm not obligated to answer any asks if I don't wanna.

CREDITS

Thomas The Tank Engine and his (her?) Friends were created by Rev. Wilbert Awdry, and are currently owned by Mattel. This is an unofficial fan work. (Duh.)

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

What are you, what do you do, why do you do it

"I'm a tank engine, I pull goods and people up and down my branch line, and I do what I do because I like doin' it. Why? I haven't the foggiest clue."

"I've gotten that last question millions of times, and I still don't really have a straight answer. I guess it's just natural for an engine to want to help humans out? That's my take on it, at least."

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

You're so blorbo and I love that for you.

"...What's that mean?"

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

super mario brothers!

"...what?"

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

hi thomas! you said your driver helped you make this blog, can we say hi to them too?

yo, i'm al.

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

What eyeliner do you use?? /gen

"Rust-Oleum Gloss Black. My driver paints it on by hand. Pretty hard to keep my eyes shut when he's pokin' em, honestly."

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

how many engines are there on your railway [if you know], and who are the ones you like the most or stand out to you the most?

"Emm. Like, 40-something, last I checked." "The ones I like the most are Alice and Toby! They're both sensible engines, but Toby's the one who knows how to have a laugh every now and then."

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

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"'Course there are. Never really got all of 'em out since The Incident. Next question."

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

How do you feel about being shipped with Percy? (As in a relationship, not a actual ship 😅😅)

"Oh, Percy and I weren't shipped here. We crossed the Mainland Bridge with- waiddaminnit."

"...Ohh! You lot think we're dating? Listen, I love Percy with all my being. Joy of the world, they are. But I don't like like them, y'know?"

[askthomasthetrickytankengine]

How do feel about people making multiple “horror” versions of you?

(Something like this, I want to bleach my eyes out now)

"I suppose people 're afraid of what they don't get, or so my driver says." "...Also, flippin' 'ell. You call that scary? That's just Percy dressing up like that clown from McDonald's ... er, what was his name again?"