Oh. THOSE Avengers.

Ask the Avengers! We've got the whole team plus Fury on standby for questions. ... Or you could just browse through the posts. That's cool too.

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for i-am-manhole-cover and her lovely mama :’-)

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Steve: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS?????

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Thor de France

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THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

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Is Bruce gaining more control over Hulk by now? How does that make Hulk feel?

Steve: ...I don't know? It's not like I can casually walk up to the Hulk and ask him "and how does that make you feel?" I'd probably get a car thrown at me. Sorry anon. I'm a soldier, not a therapist.

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Does Loki hate all mortals?

Steve: I don't know if he hates all mortals.... it might just be a selective hate. I have no idea, really. I probably have no business even trying to answer this question I'm sorry.

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Loki shushed the comic-con. Bad, Loki! PS: Don't tell him that I ratted out on him to you guys...He scares me...I think that I was the only one that kneel'd when he told the crowd to...I am going to go to the restroom now...

Steve: Huh. Loki and I may need to have a little chat about bullying and potential supremacist behaviors sometime...But you're alright, yeah? You weren't scarred for life or anything?

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Nick, what happened to your eye?

Steve: Ah... we don't talk about that. Ever. I figure it might have been lost in some sort of tragic event in the line of duty, which would explain why he doesn't like to talk about it, but Tony's convinced it was because of something stupid.

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Tony & Bruce, that's enough science for now! Fury, step away from the helicarrier! Clint, get your ass out of those damn vents! Natasha, show yourself! Thor, pull yourself together! And, Steve, darling, I just can't yell at you. Now listen up, people! It doesn't matter what you were before, it's what you are now that counts. People look up to you, people need you. You made the decision to be here, live up to it. You shouldn't have started, if you were going to stop. People NEED you Guys to stay.

Steve: Wow. That rally cry was really something. I'm not completely sure if I can get everyone else back into the game, but I'll try. Answers from the rest of the Avengers might be a bit slow and far and few between, but I can field questions if I have to.Wow. Just... wow. I'm impressed. That was a wake up call that we definitely needed.

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Steve, are you made uneasy by Agent Coulson?

Steve: Should I be....? I mean he is a Captain America fan, but he can't be any worse than the fans back in the 1940s. ....Right?

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I hate to turn this into a therapist site, but Bruce isn't that kind of doctor, so here I go... Is there anything I can do to help? Something to try and pull you guys together?

Steve: Haha. Thanks for the offer... but I mean we're literally just too far away and busy. Basically irl, Thor, Fury, and I have graduated from high school and we're all at different colleges. Tony, Bruce, and Natasha are still in high school. Clint had already graduated ahead of the rest of us, which is why he never really posted on here very much. It's really just a matter of "should I go on tumblr or should I work on my assignments/study for this test." Also, Tony and I mainly run this blog, and Tony's been extremely busy. So... I guess that could be self-explanatory....?

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"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

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Where have you guys been? Did someone get sick, or hurt, or something? :(

Steve: Tony and Bruce are off doing science or whatever you call it these days and Fury is just wandering uselessly around the helicarrier and I think Clint is somewhere in the air vents and I don't even know where Natasha is and Thor is Thor also I can't find my shield

Long story short irl some of us graduated and now the group is split and we don't have contact with each other as often as before.

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Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

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oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

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OMG YES

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YES!!!!!

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laughed too hard not to reblog

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YEEEESSSS

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Nick Fury here. And I just have one thing to say. Captain...you and stark are so cute ^_^ like OMG and I totes love my part in the movie. Do I get to wear a pink apron?

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You guys should get a mascot! And Loki would be just as cute as a Dalmatian! Besides, the firemen already took dalmatian. And being of royalty, and then forced to kneel as your mascot, would that be a punishment, or what?! And Hulk is kind of the mascot right now, so why not? Please, make Loki your mascot! Please, please, please!!!

Loki:

Tony: It's fucking law!

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Tony, which team member do you get along with the least? Steve, Thor, Bruce, Natalia or Clint?

I love everyone, I don't really not get along with anyone (at least anymore), but I do get frustrated when Clint beats me at the twerking competition....

....that mother f*******

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If the Avengers were stationed in real life, where there are no super villains, the president already offed Osama, etc, etc, etc... Current, real life time, what would you guys be doing?

Tony: Well guess there's always evil dictators to go take care of! Bye!

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Coulson has dreams of Steve Yaoi...Has he even looked that up yet? If he does, I am sure that Phil is toast.

Tony: Oh, I was the one who showed him my Steve yaoi collection~ Hehe, I'm so terrible

Coulson was pretty much silent when I did that.

Coulson:

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Coulson, you are a dirty little man.

Coulson: I don't know what you're talking about god sir