#thor no

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Clint: Who brings a knife to a casual game night? Thor: *pulls out knife* The prepared!

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Thor + Gamora

Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with

[thunderbringerarchived]

Bucky comes strollin’ in wearing shades and holding a store-bought pie and announces, “A little bird told me it’s a very special Thursday, so I hope you like—” he checks the label, “—Mississippi Mud pie.”

            ❝  it is quite a special day , but is it customary to give MUD in pies on midgard or have i have been misinformed ?? ❞ still . mud wouldn’t be the WORST thing he’s eaten in all his time in existence so he takes the pie with a GENUINE smile . ❝  thank you , my friend . ❞

[textsfromthemcu]

Thor: I wanted to waterboard myself with beer but nobody would give me their shirt to do it

[girlbossk]

fuck you, thor

[godxfthunder]

“Pardon my asking, but I’m a bit confused. What exactly does ‘Nico Nico Nii’ mean? I’ve heard several youths utter it towards a caricature of a young girl.”

[dimondsaremadeunderpressure]