re-animate your feet

really not so scary clown doll 24 inches of love??? 30s, UK, lesbian, owner of many sideblogs

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson

[skluug]

[crimson-sun]

Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!

Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.

(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )

[tryppi]

Jonathan Solter

[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

[rabbiteclair]

fun projects you can do at home

convince all your friends that a single piece of macaroni is called a macaronus

[dogpuppy]

[seinfeldyouth]

[teraokanatsumi]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[badpsychicadvice]

[mildmayfoxe]

i’m posting this here because i’m high and it’s making me feel indescribable emotions

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[shittysawtraps]

you do not, under any circumstances, “have to hand it to jigsaw”

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[theonion]

‘Piggies’ Written In Blood On Clouds Only Clue In Shocking Murder Of Six Angels

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep