Ask Dave & Caliborn

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THE TIME GUYS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

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alllriiight so this is an ask blog for dave and caliborn co owned by a pair of two. owner 1 (dave. thats me : ) ) and owner 2 (dats caliborn obviously. rule of exclusion couldve told you that) are moirails outside of this but were fine with ship asks because its no biggie . all i ask is that davejade specifically isnt brought into things because cal has . A Problem

dave will probably answer whenever but he (i) is running on uk hours. still he (i!) is (am) nocturnal sometimes so honestly dont expect a set schedule

caliborn has shit to do on weekdays . give the guy some time. we’ll get to everything eventually we swear it

really no boundaries on this ask shit though ,, throw it at us

owner 1 (he/him in and out of character) — hi hello yes hey. my name is dave. the blog was mmmyyy idea so credit me for everything ever haaa ha fuck you cal. :) aanywho i may make sprite edits or gifs to respond to asks alongside the actual text response (obviously) but i cant see myself drawing shit because im not that confident in my style. sorrrrry. emoji signoff is -⚔️🧃

owner 2 (he/she/meow out of character, he/him in character) — HI. IM CALIBORN. CLEARLY. MY NAME IS TABB OOC BuT SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOuT THAT. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FuCKING ADD TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT. SOMETIMES ILL PROBABLY MAKE LITTLE DOODLES FOR THIS. OCCASIONALLY. ANYWAY. MY EMOJI SIGNOFF WILL BE -💚💢

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sorry if uu is ever late to respond to your inquiries this is the shit i have to put up with on a daily basis

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TT: Dave, what is your opinion on the Dirk Strider. Do y’all get along or does he remind you of Bro too much, man? I mean it must be hard to constantly see his ugly mug basically every single day. I feel sorry for you and the actions of Bro Strider…

-Definitely not Dirk.

jeez sometimes i think you guys take me for an utter tool

im not ass backwards yknow

but

i guess ill answer this as if i dont know exactly who sent it

see the thing with dirk is yeah the similarities are striking

which i mean obviously theyre the same guy

but theyre the same guy in different circumstances

if that makes any sense??

like

ok so the thing with dirk i just look at him and i can tell yeah

this guys fine

i can trust this guy

and so i do

i think hes a pretty solid grade a dude

its hard not to let my experiences with my bro fog my view of him sometimes

but like

its not as if i hate him

tldr dirks cool

good company

thats about all there is to say on the matter

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Good, presumably morning but I don’t know the exact dates of where you two will answer this.

I’m not exactly one for small talk, but I suppose it can’t be helped. How are you two doing nowadays? Have there been any… hardcomings, so as to say, between you?

Also, Hello Caliborn back. Even if you said it indirectly.

Let it be known, that my mod is currently attempting to draw your ask to end this off.

Goodbye.

— @ask-tentacletherapist // Rose

hey rose

look ive learned two exceedingly crucial things during my time with uu

one

deciding to share an apartment with a perpetually angry alien skull monster was perhaps the worst decision i have ever made in my life

and two

provoking him provides a shockingly high likelihood of being bitten

but aside from all of that?

yeah were alright

good talk

poke poke

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Yall r silly *throws faygo at u and runs* (also I luv the little gifs y'all use giggles)

i mean

sure i guess

not a question but sure

do you know how much it dries your throat out to sit here and do nothing but talk all day

probably not

well ill give you this crumb of knowledge for free

its pretty damn parching

so like

i guess what im attempting to say is

thanks

for the refreshments

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Caliborns got a crushhh caliborns got a crushhhh XD

NOT TRuE.

(IM TOO TIRED TO RESPOND WITH A GIF OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ITS 12 FuCKING AM. I HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW. GIVE ME A BREAK.)

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Hey dave how do u feel abt caliborn having a crush? :3

jesus you act like hes my property

alright

you wanna know what i think

you want my true honest to god opinion

listen im just speaking from the heart here

but

i think

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Cali r u blushing ovr that I <3 caliborn person?? >:? does some1 have a crushhhhhh

WHAT. NO.

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Hehe Heheheheh hi caliborn,,,

WOW. uHHH. HI?

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You probably should. Considering the uh well let's see

yeah look i do so hate to be the bearer of bad news and all but i have like

zero clue what youre talking about

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Dave, have you considered going to therapy yet

… nah

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hiiiiiiiiiii caliborn!!! how do you feel about daves similarities to dirk

I FuCKING HATE IT. BuT AT THE SAME TIME. ITS LIKE DAVE IS JuST A BETTER DIRK. BECAuSE THEYRE NOT EXACTLY THE SAME PERSON.

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dave u could NOT beat caliborn in a fight

yes the fuck i could

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ask for whoever chooses to respond first :

do you two fight very often???? :3

i got it i got it

well are we talking physical or just a ton of bickering

i mean dont get me wrong i could kick his ass with ease but i wouldnt say weve tried to scuff each other up all too frequently aside from a bit of shoving

normal for two guys

in terms of bickering

see dont tell him but id say we do get along to a degree

and yet the guy still has an argument against everything

its like he only disagrees because he likes being difficult