Ask The Dents. @asktwoface - Tumblr Blog

hey muns! This is my favourite blog, your amazing!

//Thank you from both of us! That was really nice to hear!!

Hey Bigs, worst prank you’ve pulled on Harvey?

HEH. PROBABLY THE TIME I MANAGED TO DYE ALL HIS WHITE CLOTHES BLUE. HE DIDN’T SPEAK TO ME FOR A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK. COURSE IVE DONE MEANER THINGS TO HIM BUT THOSE WERENT REALLY PRANKS, MORE JUST ME BEING AN ABSOLUTE DICK.

#harv speaks

Opinion on half and half cookies?

Wonderful. A blessing to this world.

BEST OF BOTH!!

#notes from the dents

kirk-langstrom1

The Badly drawn adventures of Man-Bat and Harv/ey

: How Batman got the penny, part 3 , end

( life got kinda crazy for a while, but here’s the ending no one expected. Hope you enjoy.)

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@asktwoface

#for us?#the poorly drawn adventures #(these are amazing!!)

ask-arkham-riddler

Yes, hello one and all. If your dim-witted brain cells are bright enough to comprehend this message, then you’ll know it is I, the Riddler. I will be here for my personal benefit, but knowing that you all could use some sort of intelligence in your lives, I will be providing that too. Really, everyone wins, but mostly me. So ask me questions, solve my riddles, but don’t think of cheating.

-E?N

The jury has found you guilty... of being too handsome -🌙

Oh ggoshh uh. Gguilty as charged?

#ask the judge

judge,, you find someone else to date??

Ah, unfffortunately, I hhavent. Sstill vvery single.

#ask the judge

How’s pride month going for you guys?

It’a going well, actually!! We’re having quite a good time. Harv made some rainbow cupcakes, and I think our darling enjoyed them!

#notes from the dents

Happy Pride month to all of me and Harv’s followers!! We hope you get to celebrate in some way!!

REMEMBER- BE GAY, DO CRIME (SAFELY) AND DON’T FORGET THAT YOU’RE COOL AS FUCK.

Annd if anybody reffuses to respect yyour identity, use yyour name, or ppronouns, remmeber that you are not bbeing dramatic if it hhurts. You ddeserve respect, ccare and to know that you’re vvalid and supported by us at the least.

#ask the judge #happy pride from the muns too!#notes from the dents

askkillerkrok

((hey y'all, in light of recent events I want to make it clear that if you are a cop or support cops I do not want you on my blog.

I do not want you following me or interacting with my content.

I try to keep this blog in character and something you can look at and not have to worry about current events, but this needed to be addressed.))

YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME SAY THIS AGAIN, BUT THAT ANARKY KID IS ALMOST IMPRESSIVE.

#harv speaks

The anarchy kid is staying in one of your warehouses

As long as he doesn’t touch anything it’s not my business.

#notes from the dents

Are you sure it’s a good idea to give a kid explosives?

OH IT’S A DREADFUL IDEA. :]

Ddddo not give the cchildren e x p l o s I v e s Harv!

#harv speaks

asktwoface

Hey blue-face. You’re some kinda mob boss right? -A

NO, NO I JUST HAVE PEOPLE WORKING FOR ME FOR THE FUN- NO SHIT I’M A MOB BOSS. WHO’S ASKIN.

anarchy-and-arson

Calm down, asshole. You blow shit up, right? Or you have guys that can? Like important buildings and billionaires’ houses?

asktwoface

OH, IT’S YOU. YES THEORETICALLY WE CAN BLOW SHIT UP, BUT NO WAY IN HELL ARE WE TARGETING PLACES THAT’LL GIVE US A HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING FUCKING ARRESTED AGAIN. WE....CAN PROVIDE THE EXPLOSIVES HOWEVER.

anarchy-and-arson

HELL YEAH!!!

Good enough, when can I get them???

asktwoface

Oh dear, this is going to be bad isn’t it-? NUMBER 7, GOTHAM’S DOCK HAS SOME. CHECK THERE.