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A preamble to ramble, woe frought will, wrought to till

Once minces word, crossing sword, writhes for naught

Role's nice, curses twice, bickerings best, jagged lil pill

Tweeting thrice: "ion like U" @4a.m., be jackin my Jill

Cantors of cacophony, bitchin blitzer, mouth's bought

Open wide! Swelling deep inside, full flagellum caught

Knead the dough, yo-da hoe, spidey sensei, make it so

LOT onion ring, Rey O' incest scene, Just playin' doh?

He's, she's? A tantrums guilded tilt, find in Salem's lot

Ships O'shit, a silent gnite, high is causeway, slip-knot

Bantersome beings, step on bro's peen, Yo get-is got!

Fandom's be Random, passing time, wylie their guise

Whistle 'n spit, mind the eye, howdy hoes -no surprise

ELI2020 Random Be The Fandom

By: CSN

"Wooden Ships"

[Intro. (Electric Guitar)]

[Stills:] If you smile at me I will understand

'Cause that is something

Everybody everywhere does in the same language

[Crosby:] I can see by your coat, my friend you're from the other side

There's just one thing I got to know

Can you tell me please who won?

[Stills:] Say can I have some of your purple berries?

[Crosby:] Yes, I've been eating them

For six or seven weeks now haven't got sick once

[Stills:] Probably keep us both alive

Wooden ships on the water very free and easy

Easy, you know the way it's supposed to be

Silver people on the shoreline let us be

Talkin' 'bout very free and easy

[Instrumental (Electric Guitar)]

Horror grips us as we watch you die

All we can do is echo your anguished cries

Stare as all human feelings die

We are leaving, you don't need us

[Instrumental (Electric Guitar)]

Aaaah ...

Go take your sister then by the hand

Lead her away from this foreign land

Far away where we might laugh again

We are leaving, you don't need us

[Instrumental (Electric Guitar)]

And it's a fair wind

Blowin' warm out of the south over my shoulder

Guess I'll set a course and go

👨‍🌾hola! Welcome🙃

If anyone ever wondered who and/or what inspired me to start writing on Tumblr now and again... this is credit long overdue. I wrote this in 2020 September if I'm not mistaken... And the person below is one of the most...

The bestestest Eva so a very big 😘

@bluecookies02 ❤ go check her writing/art out😇 I'm just a s m o l shota ninja in comparison to dabi boy 🔥 🥳

+ I love this song and still do love this band, and I'm a huge fan of the Grateful Dead🍄

#mine #writers on tumblr #am writing #ships #my first widow poem #some be jelly mhm✔#ELI2020 RANDOM BE THE FANDOM #eli writes smol ninja #mr hankey #sensei of hummer

sangpires

my second piece for @storyindungeon humpty dumpty had a great fall...

you see i had just finished pentiment before drawing this and i was taken over by the brainworms

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— Kinda based on the vol 25 cover but Sakunyan ver

➺ More windbreaker fanart

eli-writes-smol-ninja

420 is 420 and don't you think it would have been better if it was Luke you're not my father or Luke I know your father and also Lord of onion ring not Lord of onion rings or even Lord of the Rings because someone put hash in his pipe and Jr was talking something keep on smoking you right and like what about jkk wrong on her big mouth totally wiping up people with genocide you know trans people no I'm not trans I'm a man I'm a mister if I want to if I make a mistake and I'm cooking on the grill in the kitchen or I'm cooking out on the grill outside damn it I will admit to my mistake but that's I'm a mister and I want to miss her steak when I'm cooking a steak! but JK Rowling won't have that. now she won't there's a big place for your JK Rowling six- dollar man aka lord of the onion ring aka Michael is warning you... you're going to be more than Tangled Up In Blue Note God damn it deal Donna that is not assuming control Ron put a sock on the door that is onion to be so my eyes I know please people PSA if you're triggered do never ever come to any of my other socials or any I'm warning you around like hell if you are triggered I can't there's a PSA there you should always read it and the PSA is there is something I was trying to tell you but then the White Widow was no it was a nice day for a white wedding women now I got to go play Angry Birds too I have been a while no rush has assumed control Donna I'm very tired of Rush has his own control rush I can't control it would take all of the Marine Ospreys for them to tour they can't tour it's too many for even what we need to take a heck there or it's like 1-inch even it lifted up in there floated over and then change it around like well because the bottom line is you keep calling Crosby Stills and hash and not to be a bother, no bi we are we Irish ever gone indeed I'm just too early to happen that I called there could be only one damn Connor McLeod I'm coming to get you cloud I mean it it keeps reminding me that there is not nash but it is csn=(nash) ya I no. but always well the other thing is it's always in your hung a lazy horse and I told her it's a Neil Young and Crazy horses sometimes a Crazy Horse broker's arm then you had Chrome dreams too and you had the other one with the trippy DVD thing and then like it's not a rumor anymore Donna and drama is not a rumor anymore partial rumors like the Fleetwood Mac Elm rumors that we are getting more than half of the Raptors games cuz you came in the dark side of the bills not the person that's reading this in her right now it's on my phone you came over your trailer I will not push you out of the closet you have to want me to consensually walk with you for it and you will announce your friends you are a traitor and to your team and they suck balls anyways but the main thing is now you get beef on wack or Wick whatever you want to call it now the tunnel Bigfoot 6-star Man 6 million dollar manager Goldman way more expensive to rebuild 6 million six Dollar Man me Michael the tunnel you know Patrick Manchester you okay Donna House of guitars Rochester the song you can't sing with two roads. there is nothing you take a step back don't you dare throw that at me you take a step back it's only you abuse holler holler holler holler like that. TBC also pierogi snitch end guess what guys someone should help me decide should I go to see Russia on Friday night someone or should I go to see Rush on Sunday night in Toronto with someone who should I go with. you have to be 21 and over and it's a freebie thing it's a giveaway for you but you just have to be funny have all of your documents in order or else don't even bother. cuz it's not a game I will call you around 7:41 I will bring back psychedelic psunda y to Toronto we can bring it back we'll bring make the Big Slice Pizza it was used they have all these other fakers around I don't believe it's real now I've been there I know I've been around no no no she gets around too Donna and Debbie down on it you knew them too you knewana did you know Mafia Molly from chicktawaga holy shit it's a small world after all okay all right I got to go and give her words too I got to go no no no no no no no no no no no don't you touch me that like that is wrong that's inappropriate of a holler holler if you suspect onion abuse anywhere you must let me know immediately thank you. oh yae! : was it Timmy the hall or was it Starbucks that punched the deep hole the very heart of Duncan when he was moistened so moist and vulnerable the sole proprietor and not done of a thing not of a god Danish thing minute of a oatmeal cotton-picking greasy granny Grover's mom Mima she had music says from Ocarina that's from she did Mommy if you ever do I would love your cabin there will be more than trouble with the maples that's why drama only is the true Greater Toronto metro area only has Oakville way of blowing off fireworks in the daytime the other day there on the 24th of May there yeah that's what they did on that day there that's what they did instead of go to Beer Store e h?- 420 is 420🥳❤️ oh ya: 🤴🔪 " IF YOU'RE PAMPERED, INTO HUGGIES? DEPENDS"😃- BUT nonetheless NUNS JUST WANTED TO HAVE MAN BUNS- I nooo. I no. who has bigger wings 🪽aka all hoes ain't the same hose.. English is if it was President Gulf of / Florence + Gulf of USA and then they will get rid of the same people who would not have any more of this ambiguity there will be no more it would be like all the saltwater through the night I will share most of your fresh flowers obviously and you will get more freshwater only if I decided that you'd be selling me which I haven't decided yet there instead of down here as well if you're not if you're Jewish you have to worry about it if you're Christian? you're probably in deep shit cuz you got to go through me hey Bob Dylan said it and I think someone said it probably way before him I don't know don't you remember when Moses went up and he looked at the light bright for way too freaking long guy got really busy but that is not what really just got off about Moses oh hell no it was not. he didn't need to go to the promised land and nobody knows where God buried Moses but he did not walk over with all the other people through the party of the vaginal sea no he did not God buried his ass on Earth in the damn promised land okay but not exactly anywhere near where anyone else was to not tackling not really and I need a rot down there because see you don't invite something into you you that like you know Moses and let's skip the whole part already floated down the river and all that crap and you know I get raised up any right! making a garden a good time I go to the beer store eh? yeah you know I was I don't know Somalia or Ethiopia is going and playing monkey business with an aisle and even back that it was other people back then it was someone that was always somebody and then no the pyramids are Grateful Dead we're playing there the tunnel Manchester UK Elena of header no all right in California yes they have perfect pictures I read the whole book I do not see anybody eating his grapes I don't know who's picking his grapes what's going on this is wrong with you put something in my drink did you huh did you ferment All Rise me or whatever to my coffee Mother of God tell my family I love them I had to worry about the aliens probably enough running about the strawberry cow that makes strawberry milkshakes but don't you bring them other shakes so text me back tones in the cheesy juicers go talk to your Tupperware does that we never mean it when we say thank you for sharing I told you if you're triggered it's a PSA is basically you should run like hell and now that's over with you just say when you go over to Canada but not if it's you only with me 4:20 pack of smokes but you got to see real fast like p a c a k a s m okay yes like really really fast and then you say go beer store eh! it could be good beer store eh? also yes it could be that one and it could be also go. store eh with the capital e h and then? and! or multiples of the variances of the confidence interval I don't know she touched it that is not an elephant truck Ronald bullshit that is not answered you've ever got a big TV that's two 3D real dude get that out of here you're from Senegal how does it ever change oh geez I don't want to see no no I've seen to my they didn't Bigfoot no San Andreas fault yes nearly Richard was too one of the 10,000 Maniacs she was quite a maniac she over the Grateful Dead she did too fault where the band r a i z e divero NG and gray stones and sex and waste some of the best musicians but not lean out of bed or guitar Jake they're over in UK no Manchester UK Rochester house guitars please Donna can't go back and it makes it difficult for me to right now it's very very perturbing what if Leonardo has my red fuzz it's probably it's not a red fuzz it's a red bar of cheddar Donna instead of a red bar chat I get to my uncle's place after I went down the craving down Valley Parkway to Olivia Chow the mayor of Toronto can't clean up all she does is tip cows the cow ridings with Joe and she had a willing engine boy it resounded with the roar you better believe it when I want blowing up that elevator there were alligators smoking gravel you know a little rock things are on the ground there things on the ground smell the country or something like Chrome The View over the Landscaping not really not because it's because of the working on the down Valley Parkway God damn it fix it Bobby Hill let's leave no Danny propane Eric Clapton cocaine. Dale is here he is dead and he smells like dead people and so does Nancy but he said burned up or something I don't know Chief John right corner what's he going to do teacher recording I'm sorry aliens I did not mean to be a wise boy I was trying to be a good boy I oh my mother of God no San Andreas fault is a song on the album tiger lily no that's where #resid.com bitch they sing Ozzy look at the pie in the crack in the sky when the brother lyric does the ones on and the brother landed does the other song and then there's another one where lean out of Patrick's doing a song and he's like on the steel horse I ride by the Bon Jovi's and I have a day after that to be my theme song on a steel horse we have feelings we are entitled vegans you are the devil it is for sure. no omnivores and carnivores and also onion rings like Lord of the onion ring like me and the vidalia is my family that cipollini's came around and then the scallions from way down south they were getting down we had to drag the leaks from Staten Island it's not my father was Staten Island it sucks to it you should have come to the dark side of the bills a long time ago if you came to the bills you had to Savers you got to be found like pizza opportunity to drink lots of crab beer and so much not crappy or craft beer or whatever he is Genesee River it's a lot closer than going to beer service because Beer Store BC is in first Columbia goddamn we're in Niagara falls, that is evil Tony you drop the door on the ground I get the doctor said he's coming and I got to pay him cash I can't pay him the ground is sour ..pet cemetery Donna stick to the Trope right it's on writer don't write down he's not talking to his fish Friday but you could save some because I don't get to know how I hate doing it is not the same thing you like Tire fires on the reservation and I'm not snitching everybody knows about it already it's quite quite quite clear and it's colloquial everybody ankles the sling is in the pole barn in the password is pineapple El Paso cuz I gave SpongeBob his damn pineapple pizza and I didn't know the ocean so now SpongeBob's friends SpongeBob's a Backdoor Man or responding back to respond to her sponge SpongeBob the back door well you got an oil change that's for sure I suppose omjhgdj nooooo.

Always 180ct travel pack ft.A.Horeshak

hoes! I know hoes# garden hoe, I get at Lowes but home depot started dhose wars-

Voting ended onMay 2

#cats #JGB #fandoms be randomz frfr #cute #wind breaker #dale And nancy selll like dead people!#redbar of cheddar -OR #red barchetta #selling and chrome the view of the landscapers Randy oh Bambi was aware Mr Lahey was also smelling like dead people so then the next thing #if you drop the dough on the ground and the ground is sour then you're going to have sourdough pizza 🍕 donna-ya #pet cemetery #my hamster died- hes 💯 a n xhamster tho #Spotify

makiema

—The only person who can sympathize with you and understand you is you. So, be good to yourself.

Today, 25 years ago, on March 27, 1996 Neon Genesis Evangelion aired it’s season finale “Take Care of Yourself.”

eli-writes-smol-ninja

Please for the love of God take a break from all the stuff that's going on in this world if you have the opportunity to do such and read or have someone read James and the Giant Peach to you and the little prince. And Olivia Joe know the view of the landscape now I ever known landscaper was aware of the Randy Bo Bambi was getting down with Mr Lahey died yeah Dale you do smell like dead people Bobby Hill let's get out of here Eric Clapton Cocaine Daddy propane!

However

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#Spotify

yappacadaver

also ik emmrich shaves his balls and taint i just wanted to include body hair there ok fuckkkk

peacefulandcozy

Instagram credit: comewithkris

cleverbearfarmhuman

Ho knows where it is plase

eli-writes-smol-ninja

I'm coming for you I Am Lord of the onion ring six Dollar Man AKA Michael and guess what Connor McCloud.. there can be only one

thepersonalquotes

skboard-blog

eli-writes-smol-ninja

So Hawney 4u

sha2000uk

sktrfn

quotemadness

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.

Isaiah Henkel

misandry-mermaid

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

onewonderswhy

Your point is only valid in reference to places where men and women have equal say on whether their child is aborted. (Your conclusion about society may be correct anyway though.)

jaygeezthechosen

enchantedbook

Art by Nikita Chan

homunculus-argument

Meeting people whose family isn't fucked up is fucking baffling. Like you're trying to get to know someone and map out which one of their parents is the evil one and if the other parent is also a victim or were they a passive enabler who just didn't bother to protect their kids, and the fuck you mean it's neither?? Like neither of your parents is a deeply, profoundly, fundamentally a bafflingly evil person??

Like are you sure you're an adult who has a thorough in-depth understanding of interpersonal relationships, and you know what their dynamic is like? You are? You just genuinely did not grow up living under the same roof as the worst person you've ever known?

What the fuuuuck.

dreamilypurpleoutcast

byjove

Regretful Trump voters will be like “I just voted for him because I wanted affordable groceries. 🥺” which is so headache inducing because 1.) you believed the price of milk was more important than the human rights and social support he had vowed to undermine and 2.) you were so economically and financially illiterate that you did not notice that all of his policies would worsen inflation, weaken the supply chain and inflate the price of essential goods. They say this over and over again like it’s supposed to make them more sympathetic, “Hey, I voted for the fascist because I wanted cheap eggs, not because I agree with fascism! I’ve got to feed my family and I thought voting for a guy who ran on a campaign of Making Things Worse For Everyone would help me do that!”

goodboy4now

Dear Trumpies, I am confounded that one man could wreak so much havoc on our native land. And the World. I was never a fan, but the first time around I accepted that he was the POTUS and there are guard rails for democracy. Many of us realized he was and is a lying asshole and the most unlikeable human being. OK, whatever. Well, then it went on. Trump 2.0 he campaigned on lies and his lack of knowledge in so many areas became more and more problematic. Tariffs. Last time around he put tariffs on soy beans and China just went elsewhere and Congress had to pay them billions to save their farms and related businesses. So eight months in the whole world is alienated. Our only big bad friend is Israel, which is sort of like having an enemy you have to pay. Republicans and MAGA are largely pissed off at DEAR LEADER because of the country going to hell and having the military cleaning up the DC parks for about $100 M permonth for hotels, catering, and all the bits and pieces tens of thousands of military and equipment need to make Donald look like a tough guy in a police state. Many people want to see the Democrats punished for whatever. Ok. Go for it. The Administration says they have evidence on Hilary, Nancy, etc…..Comey, Bill, Barack. These are the same people who can’t decide whether they have files, testimony, evidence on Dozens of elites and Donald’s BFF or a decade who was already convicted of sex trafficking and paid sex with minors. Ooops it’s gone. If you or I or John Robert’s lost or destroyed evidence in and federal sex trafficking case….”I forgot” or just “I Dunno” would land our broke asses in Gitmo or Uganda for 15 years, anyway. Who, then, indicts the indicators? What a qurandry we are left with. The people Donald designated to key positions cuz they will do whatever he wants…..loyalists. Surprise1. They are doing just what they were hired for. Where does that leave us? So, Trumpies. Here’s the deal. Trump is in this to make the Rich Stupid Rich. We pay for giving money to a few hundred who have way too much. Our reward is that they will tip our Congress and Executive Branch’s to get them elected to do exactly what they want. How did we get here? Donald. How do we get out of this mess? Donald for starters. But from now, my fellow Americans, we have to cut the bullshit, stop focusing on 20 years ago, forget woke vs. patriots….we are Americans, and if we truly love our country, we must pull together. The bigger picture is that the Elites (billionaires) want an America that is not free and equal. They want an Elite class and rest of us a poor working underclass without education, healthcare or an adequate income to feed and house ourselves.

eli-writes-smol-ninja

Controlling knowledge control the people

I need the plastic at the store and tell him that you really like shopping there for 30 years, and you're going to cut it up and you're going to put the plastic thing even three pounds of grapes from Sam's Club in? Yeah you really like those grapes but now they want to charge extra and pass it on to you and I will I don't want you to grapes anymore. I don't really need them. I really like you and I like your store but I don't like your policies. But they don't let you show where the plastic or whatever it's in at the store because she got another one at home! Fuck yeah. That's how you fight back. You have to hit word hurts. So are we the victim of the freaking crime

Brave the dying of the.. quote The Raven about the Forbidden do-- nut never mind/ or never more

Oh yeah more people should have voted if you don't like what's going on right now. I know I go to Fort was a throwaway vote for,. But I had to do I've got three sisters siblings and a mother. Sorry truth is unfortunate that the economy has to get straightened out and in the interim once an economy starting out? Hopefully people will choose better attorneys they draft and have them represented example love you babe, dodge decision and of course Clarence Thomas signaling for the court his end of the court.. that he isn't done and he didn't just mean abortion rights and other things and States whatever. No no he met children increasing their working hours and I mean the United States children and children during the school week. In fact shit I guess if you had it Bush comes to celebrate well and if you got to drop out in sixth grade like my grandfather did then support your family that's what you do right? Is that what we really want here in the United States of America and it is fully really want far Northern neighbors who I love and I saw the neighbors who I also love but? If you really want to you have to fight with your wallet and have the guts to go up to that proprietor of a story that you've known for 35 years and tell him as much as you like buying those bag of chips from him I don't know crisps whatever you call them where you're from? That's right they keep streaming in size. USA people get ready for if you're not already getting used to the prices in Europe the fact that we have been carpooling the fact that we could have all the freaking calls we wanted if they're just want so many people on the planet but because of the woman get for church and I'm not picking on the good people in that church cuz I've known quite a few but I bought some of them real. Things I don't want to talk about. The thing is is that you know? Realm? If you buy the product all the time I can if you're buying 11 products and that one of those products bag of potato chips and they are much less in size they say 15th and 5/8 of an ounce instead of oh I say 16 oz! Wow until they increase the size back and reduce the price I'm not going to fucking buy it and make sure if it comes in plastic or something new pictures at home and reuse until you just glass or whatever? Let them reformulate the petrol industry so that it can be put to better use like sending us on a fucking space so we can be like you know Captain Janeway you know when she pulled that awesome hat trick on the freaking bark queen? Also? What if somebody put some Afghan hash instead of drug Lucas pipe and it wasn't as Darth Vader said to Skywalker" look I know your father do is kind of a nice guy hey what the hell you don't have some fun! He ain't around no more'.

Or?

- you know Arby's the guy we got to meet and I think he did Roots or something and then like going to be also instead of said instead of like again Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker

"Luke I'm ur Father"

Butt?

Instead likely becuz hf was totes buzzed sf" " Luke-im knotyy- butt- nor ur Father" so as it was as it was is it always will be like when Moses brought down the staff of staphylococcus upon pharaoh and the plague of the stem of Cox he breath on the staff that God give me drug down the staff of the snake and it went squirling around on the ground and right up into Cleopatra's dresser and then he brought to the staff of the Galleria and the staff of the caucus again staff and his death the gun right on in front of the plague staff of the Frog steps and he brought down the Flagstaff Arizona flag steps also Thou shalt not pass because well if you're learning? And you go to Route 62 and you go to Emerson Buffalo and you fly like a beagle on a bagel to Bagel Jays and you get your face cream cheese cuz well it was quite a CD/seeD/SEEDY

Place

- 'twasa Poppyseed Revolution ' yuppers!

- but someone sold that place but you still get cream cheese up on your face be aware of the snitching progress they just flew over me guys sorry I don't mean to interrupt but there's a whole sort of them heading towards the entire they were disguises skin on cheesecake but seriously they're really stuffed with delicious deductible habanero or possibly also banana pepper with Italian sausage and bottle and cream cheese or Buffalo mozzarella or whatever you want but make sure you still at a parade with me so freaking good but but if you if you finger the butter lamp if you finger the butternut I always get defeated one of those taking them in front of meat feeds you know my hand arms? When they take these off or yes every time I go to play The Angry Birds too to take on my freaking meat feets and the front part and then all I have to do is well with some help but anyways we take the casters out the Weber grill? Those rolling things and then you shove it right up into my main stumps which is like just below my shoulder right there's a little bit left above the elbow is what I'm saying on each side and then they put the nice Velveteen color around the next verse soft and they pull me along but they don't know that I don't really walk with my eyes leggings which are not feet but their legs but they still defeated me. Why did they always not D-feet me? Huh wtf. Rlly o.fg DONNA

Beaner beaner chicken weiner on you damn it Donna there is no frequency that has chicken wieners damn it they have the freaking mother had chicken sausage. It's not the same thing you're not sniping me again fuck ready Get Ready Freddy it could get greasy. Well when you got on your rings! Just saying💁‍♂️😘😝🌽🐔

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