Just a couple of slimes!

PINK talks in italics and BLACK talks in bold.

[asktwoslimes]

Save me Pink! (3/3)

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[asktwoslimes]

Don't hurt the human D:

Save Me Pink! (2/3)

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[asktwoslimes]

Pink! Help! Black's trying to kill me! And I'm a human!

Save Me Pink! (1/3)

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[asktwoslimes]

Hi, I'm a human

WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE?

[asktwoslimes]

Hey pink, did black ever told you that she scared another human away?

There has been no humans here in so long!.. what are you talking about, silly? Last human here was...

There’s no way- back then?

I waited for him

She knows I waited

Back then... she even...

...Did.. did she really?

[asktwoslimes]

Ooo! How about changing your faces so look just like the villagers?

Oh! We could totally do that!

...WE’D HAVE THEIR FEATURES BUT WE WILL STILL LOOK STRANGE DUE TO THE COLORS...YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THAT.

If there was a way to eat and have a dye similar to a villager’s skin, though-

I SUPPOUSE IT COULD BE EASY FOR YOU BUT IT’D BE HARD TO GET ALL THE COAL OFF MY SLIME.

[ask-pax-deactivated20250826]

IF it's fair to send in more than one- Pínk got a cute smooch AND a mee but im curious.. who'd dare to do something with Black? be it stealing a smooch under the mistletoe or daring to hug her? :3c

[chimeraditto]

The reply here

[ask-pax-deactivated20250826]

Bun joins in for this cutie! 

[asktwoslimes]

Quick question. For science! If someone places a hand on... lets say your shoulder. And applied pressure. Does the hand sink in, or do you have to consciously keep it from sinking?

It wouldn’t sink in! at least not with just that! It’d just feel like if you were holding someone’s bare shoulder, you know... solid but still soft!

Our ‘skin’ is usually solid and smooth to the touch.. even squishy if you were to apply some gentle amount of pressure!! Look! 

See? haha!

BUT!! we can also consciously make things sink inside! That’s how Black stops arrows and swords in her slime so they become stuck and she can fight back.

It hurts... but as long as the weapon doesn't hit away a chunk of our slime, the damage isnt too bad. Or it’s what Black’s told me. She does all the fighting, really...

....

{ Black with examples of weapons caught in her slime under the cut! }

[asktwoslimes]

A reply to this

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[chimeraditto]

I just had a thought. Do the slime gals freeze when it gets too cold?

I HATE WINTER. I DESPISE IT. 

That wasn’t the question, Black!

I DONT CARE. WINTER IS FULL COMPLICATIONS. THE COLD IS SO FULL OF COMPLICATIONS.

WE GET SLOWER AND WE COULD INDEED FREEZE IF, SAY, WE’RE AT A SNOWY AREA WITH NO SUN.

BUT SOMETIMES WINTER IS ALSO HARSH DESPITE THE SUN BEING OUT. ...SO WE BUILT A BASEMENT. WITH LAVA BEHIND THE WALLS.

But we found out that the thicker our slime is the less likely it is for us to freeze when we really, really need to go outside when its cold!... Black hates that too though!

SPENDING ANY MORE TIME THAN NECESSARY WITH YOU IS ANNOYING. LET ALONE WHEN YOU’RE ALSO IN MY HEAD.

[ask-pax-deactivated20250826]

I rrlly want.. to see how Jay would react to getting a mistletoe kiss from one of my slime gals. Probably Pink bc Black would bite 👀🌸

MOD:: And unfortunately I couldn’t help myself....

[askcavalier]

Reblog if...

Your blog is anon-friendly

Your blog is magical-anon-friendly

Your blog is open to starters aimed at them

Your blog willing to respond to open starters

Your blog is open to questions about headcanons

[asktwoslimes]

Can you guys alter your body shape anyway you like? Like your hands looking like tentacles, since you're limbs are made of slime?

We totally can!!!

[asktwoslimes]

Black almost sounded mocking, taking a step forward towards Cane “ABOUT PINK.. YOU’RE THE HUMAN SHE MET EARLIER, ARE YOU NOT? SO-”

“IF YOU’RE RUDE TO HER EVER AGAIN, YOU’LL BE WHAT’S FILLING THE MEAT CHEST NEXT.. GOT IT?”

Black let go of Cane’s shirt, crossing her arms “..AHEM. SHE IS BY THE CROPS, PROBABLY TAKING CARE THE SEEDS YOU ALREADY GAVE HER. SO MAKE YOUR WAY TO THERE, I’LL CATCH UP SOON”

[thenpcmerchant]

Cane stood there, petrified, sinking in by her frightening threat. It caught Cane off gaurd how frightening someone can be wile still keeping that bright smile. 

As fast as his little leg could, the merchant flees away from the woman as fast as he could. he absolutely get the warning and don’t want to be next being stuffed in the chest. 

But he didn’t ran straight back into the village. He ran, and ran, and ran. Passing through the village and all the way outside. Abandoning everything else just for safety.

Completely abandoning meeting Pink by the crop. Cane rather leave the village now than risk staying another second with that woman around. 

To think he could try keeping his cool, encountering monster….people. A new kind of creature that he can trade, yet however doesn’t know how to approach them. Since all the Testificits are living in harmony with them….It should be possible!

But he was a fool, thinking he can handle it. Too afraid of his own safety and the danger that could come was his downfall. He was… Just not ready to face these kind of people with constant. 

[thenpcmerchant]

Cane hold the stained chest, wile gazing up to her creepy stone home thats giving disturbing aura.

“Geez. Thanks…” Holding it awkwardly. This being the ‘butcher’ house, he doesn’t even want to image what it looks like inside.

“U-uhm… Oh!.. the only thing left is the seeds! Um… I’ve been told that these seeds are kinda treaky to grow, so only experience farmer can do it. So where’s Pink? So I can give it too him.” Didn’t want to stay in this spot long.

[asktwoslimes]

Black almost sounded mocking, taking a step forward towards Cane “ABOUT PINK.. YOU’RE THE HUMAN SHE MET EARLIER, ARE YOU NOT? SO-”

“IF YOU’RE RUDE TO HER EVER AGAIN, YOU’LL BE WHAT’S FILLING THE MEAT CHEST NEXT.. GOT IT?”

Black let go of Cane’s shirt, crossing her arms “..AHEM. SHE IS BY THE CROPS, PROBABLY TAKING CARE THE SEEDS YOU ALREADY GAVE HER. SO MAKE YOUR WAY TO THERE, I’LL CATCH UP SOON”

[thenpcmerchant]

Cane approach to the book shelf, quickly screaming through it with delight. 

“-Gasp!- You have the Eddition of the ‘Queens knight’? I’ve been looking for this one! Ooh! And a new recipes guide?” Starting going through shelf, he had already found a few that caught his interest. It’s a shame he’s not an walking book collector. 

He selected the most promising looking books, and left his traded items on the shelf. 

“Alright, I’m done here. Please lead the way to the next place, please.” He said to Black, wile stuffing the many books inside his backpack. 

[asktwoslimes]

“VERY WELL. LET’S GET GOING.”

Black easly guided Cane outside, just a glance to the shelf was enough for her to see the items were an alright trade.

He guided Cane outside the village “THEY DON’T LIKE THE NOISE, NOR THE SMELL. SO THE BUTCHERY IS OUT HERE”

It was a stone house, alike a blacksmith spot. It felt cold, and there was a smell of meat.

“WAIT HERE”

Black walked inside and soon back outside, carrying a chest.

She set it down on the floor to let Cane see the items inside

“FOOD IS IN HERE. MOSTLY MEAT BUT. BEILIVE IT OR NOT THERE’S ALSO SOME BREAD IN THERE, PINK BROUGHT IT.”