Ask Vanessa

My name is Vanessa, and I work for Black Hat Inc... Unfortunately. I pretty much only made this blog out of boredom, so why not send me some asks? I'm sure you could get good answers out of me.

[askvanessaclark]

Can u pls explain the entirety of the Hyper Light Drifter lore?

Um...I cannot. I don’t know what that is. 

[askvanessaclark]

Hi what's Black Hat like? Does his breath smell?

He’s cruel, greedy and cares about no one but himself. Also, I don’t know, but probably.

[askvanessaclark]

So like how's Flug?

He’s...as okay as he could be. He’s so overworked, I’m constantly worried about his health. I’m surprised he hasn’t just keeled over yet, to be honest.

[askvanessaclark]

Is Black Hat related to Sir Pentious????

I…I don’t know who that is.

(Mod KC: yes, probably.)

[askvanessaclark]

Hi do you watch villainous

I don’t know if the  other mod does anymore, but I’ve been meaning to. I seriously need to catch up. x_x  -Mod KC

[askvanessaclark]

CALL AND SERVE IN GRIMM'S DREAD TROUPE

Sorry, I’m already in one hell, can’t join a new one.

[askvanessaclark]

REVEAL YOURSELF ANON

[askvanessaclark]

CALL AND SERVE IN GRIMM'S DREAD TROUPE

Sorry, I’m already in one hell, can’t join a new one.

[askvanessaclark]

Hyyyyy ken I haff fanrt of the Grimm guy throwing pebbles at hornet and Vanessa helping to do thet while hornet cried

GRANTED.

[askvanessaclark]

Hi are you a Black Hat fangirl like Dem?

Ew, God no. I despise him. I don’t know who else would be that insane anyways…

[askvanessaclark]

Fanart pls of u kissing Hornet in a tree? Willing to pay money also add the pale King in background spying

I honestly would at least try, but my motivation is missing and life is being a real pain to me as of late. -Mod KC

[askvanessaclark]

*Quietly trying to sneak by, carrying two vessels om my shoulder and dragging a burnt sled* don't mind me just passing through.

…Wait, how did you even get in here? That’s supposed to be impossible.

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[starspark99]

Just…Just don’t stay in here for too long, alright…?

[faux-angelica-va]

Excuse me Hornet, what the fuck?

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

Yes

[starspark99]

What?

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

*Slides away after*

[starspark99]

…binch…

[askvanessaclark]

Lol hornet is smelli

-Sincerely

The Secret Mod

P.S. BAT.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

g et b e aned x2

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[askvanessaclark]

….okay, what the fuck, guys. You guys are crazy. -Mod KC

[askvanessaclark]

*Quietly trying to sneak by, carrying two vessels om my shoulder and dragging a burnt sled* don't mind me just passing through.

…Wait, how did you even get in here? That’s supposed to be impossible.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

I

C A N

D O

A N Y T H I N G

[starspark99]

Just…Just don’t stay in here for too long, alright…?

[faux-angelica-va]

Excuse me Hornet, what the fuck?

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

Yes

[starspark99]

What?

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

*Slides away after*

[starspark99]

…binch…

[askvanessaclark]

Lol hornet is smelli

-Sincerely

The Secret Mod

P.S. BAT.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

g et b e aned x2

[askvanessaclark]

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Vanessa x Hornet ship OTP so cute together <3

I don’t even know them, though?? That’s...kinda weird, not gonna lie.

[askvanessaclark]

*Quietly trying to sneak by, carrying two vessels om my shoulder and dragging a burnt sled* don't mind me just passing through.

…Wait, how did you even get in here? That’s supposed to be impossible.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

I

C A N

D O

A N Y T H I N G

[starspark99]

Just…Just don’t stay in here for too long, alright…?

[faux-angelica-va]

Excuse me Hornet, what the fuck?

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

Yes

[starspark99]

What?

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

*Slides away after*

[starspark99]

…binch…

[askvanessaclark]

Lol hornet is smelli

-Sincerely

The Secret Mod

P.S. BAT.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

g et b e aned x2

[askvanessaclark]

[askvanessaclark]

*Quietly trying to sneak by, carrying two vessels om my shoulder and dragging a burnt sled* don't mind me just passing through.

…Wait, how did you even get in here? That’s supposed to be impossible.

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

I

C A N

D O

A N Y T H I N G

[starspark99]

Just…Just don’t stay in here for too long, alright…?

[faux-angelica-va]

Excuse me Hornet, what the fuck?

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

Yes

[starspark99]

What?

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[marblehornetarts-deactivated202]

*Slides away after*

[starspark99]

…binch…

[askvanessaclark]

Lol hornet is smelli

-Sincerely

The Secret Mod

P.S. BAT.

[askvanessaclark]

*Quietly trying to sneak by, carrying two vessels om my shoulder and dragging a burnt sled* don't mind me just passing through.

…Wait, how did you even get in here? That’s supposed to be impossible.

[askvanessaclark]

You work for Black Hat? Can you tell me all of his secrets? Weaknesses, strengths.... Anything I can exploit?

Oh yeah, of course… Doesn’t mean I’m gonna tell you, though. I’m not an idiot.