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Be quick with it, I have a city to administer.  _____________________________  (OOC) I'm not intending to make this blog nsfw but don't censor your asks (in any not-offensive way) I'm going to focus mainly on VetVimes but you can ask v/v/s questions _____________________________ This blog seems dead most of the times, but that's due me being Adult Being Studying Art. I still remember about it, you can ask me more questions. I won't answer all, only those to which I'll have sensible visual answer. ALSO! This blog is in character! Description here is for informational measure, but please don't adress the third person in the asks, just the characters!

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Do the doggos get to sleep in the bed with you guys? If not who is the mean dad that makes Mr. Fusspot sleep on his own bed?

It’s a fight

please reblog

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Is there one thing about each other that you don't think you'll ever completely understand?

Remember to reblog

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Hewwo? H-hewwo?? Mistew Vetinawi, youw Wowdship, sir?

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Sorry if this goes against your nsfw rules, but I must ask. Who's top and who's bottom?

Both is good.

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We know that back in the day Havelock was an amazing assassin. Does, or has he ever, used those skills to visit Sam when he shouldn't?

he does that regularly 

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Does Vetinari get affectionate when he gets drunk? (well, not drunk. Tipsy)

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The attempted murder charge aside, how much fun was it to arrest Verinari and hold him in a cell?

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How did Havelock react when he heard what Vimes was up to in Überwald? You know, getting chased by a bunch of werewolves and stuff

I planned and orchestrated everything that have happened in Überwald so it was

no big deal

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They’re both so cool!  Unce Havelock has a dog, tho

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Question for both Havelock and Samuel; what do you do when the other one gets sick?

"Fuck you”“When you get better”

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Vetinari is injured. How will Vimes react?

Again??

It’s almost like the arsehole does that on purpose

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Good evening, gentlemen! May I ask a question to His Lordship? ...Oh, silly me, that was already a question! Pardon me, gentlemen, the real one is: How do you express your affection towards the Commander? Or do you do it at all?

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How is Sybil?

She fine.

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if you switched jobs who would be better, vimes as patrician or vetinari as commander?

Guess.

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Do you guys ever just hang out? Go for a cup of coffee or something?

Sometimes.

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does vetinari ever come on patrols/vimes hang out in meetings? i can imagine that its tough to make schedules meet otherwise

That... doesn’t always go exactly as planned