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What’s your opinion on Grindelwald?

#((Also that haircut. Voldemort would rather be bald. In fact he IS.))#Lord Voldemort #Gellert Grindelwald #Albus Dumbledore #Ask #Fantastic Beasts #The Crimes of Grindelwald

(CoS Tom) If your diary had anything written in it when Harry found it, what would he most likely have found inside?

#((I think when she chucked him down the loo may have been when Diarymort decided to kill Ginny.))#Diarymort #Diary Horcrux #Lord Voldemort #Ask

Has Harry found this blog?

#((Damn your Marauder spirit.))#Lord Voldemort #Ask #Harry Potter #itsfreecollectorzombieus

Have you ever read My Immortal? I highly recommend it, it’s an intellectually stimulating read.

#((And it was…………DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!))#Lord Voldemort #Ask #My Immortal #Albus Dumbledore

Have you attempted to return to Earth as a ghost,my Lord?

#((Artist's rendition.))#Lord Voldemort #Souls #Ask #itsfreecollectorzombieus #Ghosts

Have you ever read the Evil Overlord’s list?

#((Plus Voldy disapproves of Rules 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6…))#Lord Voldemort #The Evil Overlord List #ask

You've got pointy ears. You look like an elf.

#((Oops — wrong elves.))#Lord Voldemort #House-elves #Ask

Do you have tea party with all your horcruxes in the afterlife?

#((Shocking.))#Scardemort #Ask #Horcruxes

Why is the inside of your mouth blue?

#((Yeah… I have no excuses. No idea why I started coloring his mouth like that honestly. But a tradition is a tradition.))#Lord Voldemort #Ask

Sauron is the better Dark Lord. Darquesse is even better. The Lich King however, surpasses them all.

#((Haughty Voldy is best Voldy.))#Lord Voldemort #Sauron #Darquesse #Lich King #Ask

My Lord, I wondered... where does Nagini sleep?

#((Ooo! Spooky! I… don't know what happened on the coloring here.……))#Lord Voldemort #Nagini #Ask

My lord, what’s your favourite animal?

#((Do snakes truly count as animals in the Potterverse? I mean… they TALK… ah well.))#Lord Voldemort #Snakes #Nagini #Naginimort #Horcruxes #Ask

You may bitch and moan about being played by Ralph Fiennes, but at least you didn't have to deal with Sherlock Holmes himself playing you like poor old Grinch does.

#((What is a Grinch by the way?))#Lord Voldemort #Sherlock Holmes #Benedict Cumberbatch #Ralph Fiennes #The Grinch #Ask

What do you eat? Did you even eat food for sustenance, or was your reconstructed body self sustaining such that nourishment was unnecessary. And if so, was there anything you ate simply for pleasure, and what was it?

#((But yes — he DOES eat. Or at least he did before he… y'know… died.))#Lord Voldemort #Ask

What do you think of Kim Possible and her nemesis Drew Lipsky (aka Dr. Drakken?)

#((Sorry for the late answer; this somehow got posted to the wrong blog months ago and I only now noticed…… bad me.))#Lord Voldemort #Muggles #Kim Possible #Dr Drakken #Crossover #Ask

Who chose Delphi's name?

#((Had she been a boy they'd have gone with Pisces. You'know… keeping that sea theme. No idea why they picked it at all but hey.))#Lord Voldemort #Delphini Riddle #Bellatrix Lestrange #Black Family #Ask

Don't you find Bellatrix' behaviour when she's near you a bit too creepy? First it was that "longing over the table" thing in Malfoy Manor, later she was panting over you in Forbidden Forest, when you were unconscious. And in front of countless Death Eaters, no less! It seems a little disturbing...

#((Have you SEEN this man? Does this look like the face of a man who would mind having a disturbing girlfriend?))#Lord Voldemort #Bellatrix Lestrange #Forbidden Forest #Malfoy Manor #Death Eaters #Ask

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