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When exactly is the wedding?

Sometime in the spring, we have to meet with our wedding planner and find out what dates she has available and where.

What are you going to do when Red gets pregnant?

Probably start buying baby shit.

And bananas. Hunter says he has to go out and buy them almost everyday.

Have you ever licked Red's ass? If so what does it taste like?

Like flowers. I'm not even kidding. She keeps her back door so well groomed that it tastes like lotion or clean laundry.

Are you and Red getting a prenup?

We still have to talk about that.

Why isn't Red pregnant yet?

Because she's still on birth control!

What was the last thing you and Thad fought about?

Who was going to pick the Christmas tree back up because the cats knocked it over….

Guess who lost that fight...

Do you like the snow?

It's ok. I would rather it be summer though.

Does Red still turn you on as much as she did when you two first got together?

Even more so now. She's so fucking hot. She doesn't even have to they and she's hot.

Is Red allowed to drive your car?

Maybe...

She has her own Porsche though so she doesn't need to drive mine.

If Sebastian needed you to give him one of your balls would you give it to him?

Why would he need one of my balls? Can you even donate a ball?

What was the sexiest thing Red did this week?

She existed.

If I had to pick one thing...she baked cookies on nothing but an apron and heels. It was sexy as fuck.

Is sex just sex for guys?

Until they find someone they care about, yeah. Guys don't really give a shit who they are fucking as long as she's hot and willing.

Do you ever think about all the other girls you've fucked besides Red?

Not really. I didn't really think about them when I was fucking them either...

Do you like slutty girls?

I like Red, that’s it.

Are you saying I’m slutty?! ;)

Not at all, baby!

Do you like Taylor Swift?

No, she's annoying as fuck.

Do you like slutty girls?

I like Red, that's it.

What did you and Red do for Thanksgiving?

We went to Ohio for a quick meal with our parents and then came up to the city to be with our friends.

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