Ask White Knight Twilight Sparkle

I'm Twilight Sparkle, defender of the ponynet!

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I think I might be a little in over my head. If only these two could find some common ground...

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...She didn’t like that idea.

But then again, I’ve been hearing a lot about these “GabbyGaters” from two or three ponies. Apparently, they’ve been rudely hashtagging and telling ponies to go back to Reddit. As the future Princess of Friendship, perhaps I should step in and deal with this personally...

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ALL HAIL HIS SUPREME CUCKNESSNESS, SHINING ARMOR!

You are bad on the inside.

-Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

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This isn’t as fun as Twilight said it would be.

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Everything’s fine and nothing will change ever! HOORAY!

On a completely unrelated note, there’s something Twilight’s been meaning to tell you all. Check back for that in several more months!

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Yeah, well...your face, pal!

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Twilight's out of the house, and everypony knows what that means!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Now I know why her parents were so eager to have her stay with somepony else...

Oh, uh...well...thankfully, Shrinky Dink tells me she didn't touch anypony, so, um...oh, no! No, no, no! Don't...I don't want to see the doll! Don't show anypony the doll! Nopony needs to see- W-Wha...THAT'S MY FOALSITTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE WAS LIKE A BIG SISTER- NO! DON'T EVEN SAY IT!

I-I-I'm sorry if anypony was made uncomfortable by...uh..that. And if Scootaloo's parents are reading this, uh, the doll...yes, it's anatomically correct...bu-but it's an educational doll, you see! Her doll, not mine! My doll was completely normal! I know you've probably heard certain things, but it's not like that! My pillow, not my doll, is...

...If you excuse me, everypony, I should probably talk about this directly to Scootaloo's parents. And maybe Apple Bloom's and Sweetie Belle's parents, too.

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...So, um...yes, her special talent is psychology...specifically, in...in certain fields...

Anyway, since she's in Ponyville, I figured she could co-host my blog with me, so sent in those asks!

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THE ADVENTURE IN EXCITEMENT IS HERE!

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...I'm going to have to dig through these bones, aren't I?