ask william wisp!

as a heads up, this ask blog will most likely delve into canon typical themes, specifically from season two (such as mortality, depression, violence, and generally heavier content; william isn't exactly the happiest of characters 😅), and will have spoilers for prime defenders as a whole! proceed with caution and have fun!

[askwilliamwisp]

Welcome to the Wispering Woods

hey. this is my tumblr blog. he/him. call me william or, if you’re vyncent, wiwi.

talking tag: #wispering

for regular occurrences: #regular

when interacting with my friends: #interacting

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Hello? Where am I? Am I asleep? Am I in… the Wispering Woods? Oh, this can’t be good..

#wisp asks ; when the wisps ask a question, or send him something

#the horrors ; when william is in the Wispering Woods

#alone ; when william is talking to himself or transcribing his thoughts

feel free to send in asks. william will answer them when he’s in the Wispering Woods

(genuinely, asks help make this blog run smoother ^^ if you ever want to send anything, that’d be really appreciated <3 )

[askwilliamwisp]

ooc: hiatus/permanent departure

hey yall, this is the guy that's been running this blog. this has kinda been a long time coming, but i am officially stating that i will not be running this blog anymore. this blog will more or less be abandoned, unless i end up coming back- no promises.

i struggle with both physical and mental health issues, and i havent had the proper motivation to give this blog and this character the devotion and care it deserves for a while now.

it's been an absolutely amazing run, and thank you to everyone who has been sending asks and participating! im sorry this is so abrupt, but i wanted to be upfront about this instead of (hah) ghosting yall.

take care, and be safe!

[catamaurrr-star]

pros of being generally hard to notice: im sneaky >:) cons of being generally hard to notice: They Freakin Forgor Me

[n0tfromar0undhere]

(in your panic, you decide finding someone to help is the best choice, so you run towards the base. feet pounding against the forest floor and someone who you thought to be a friend behind you, you finally break through the trees and leave the forest. it's much darker out now, the sun now setting on the horizon. the sunset is stunning, but you have no time to waste. ((panicked thoughts fill your head, making it hard to focus on not falling behind. "what happened?" "are they okay?" "what if they catch up?" "why can't I help them?" )) you see the base ahead of you and you try to shake those thoughts away as you run towards it. the gray concrete building almost shines like a lighthouse in a storm, like safety, like home. you thud against the door and rattle the handle, only to find it locked from the inside.)

((what do you do?))

((call for help.))

((try and pry the door open.))

((fight.))

-🐉

(ooc: aaaauugghhh writing is HARD. i keep forgetting words dudeeeee. also im now realizing how messed up this kinda is. oops.)

Shit- WILL? KOTA? FUCKIN-

*He's gonna start fuckin with the door!!! Sorta crying out for help but more so focused on getting the door open.*

[askwilliamwisp]

*will’s head pokes out through the door, wide eyed and panicked, before blinking as he sees vyncent. he pulls his head back through and quickly turns tangible again to unlock it, pulling open the door and practically dragging vyncent in before locking the door again.*

vyn?! i- some wisps said you were in danger, i- i’m so sorry, i got here as fast as i can, are you- what happened, are you alright?!

[askwilliamwisp]

VYNCENT IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO GET LIKE RIPPED TO SHREDS OR SOMETHING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND HELP HIM?????

UH YEAH??? PROBABLY??? I- BYE!

[askwilliamwisp]

SAVE UR FREAKING BOYFRIEND BRO HES ABOUT TO GET BURNT TO A CRISP

WAIT WHAT?!

[askwilliamwisp]

the differences between the asks you and vyncent get are so funny

ur talking to an old friend who thought u were dead while vyncent is LITERALLY FLYING ON A DRAGON. insane

wait, vyncent is doing WHAT?!

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

so. gonna come back to that self deprecation in a second. you had a doctors note to get out of gym class. you struggled to pick up a five year old. how the fffFFUCK were you a superhero?????????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- well technically i was a hero in training or whatever, but uh. the ‘weird things happening’ included, like. falling through things. turning invisible. being able to float. uh. and other things. so.. they counted enough as powers to warrant all that. i was mostly there to- to try to control it? and solve mysteries, or whatever, but.. yeah. i didn’t get stronger, or faster, i was just- a dead kid with weird powers.

[letheliketheriver]

right yeah. you were like danny phantom basically . you still probably did cool as fuck shit so.

anyways the self depreciation. fuck off???? you did good in deadwood already and youre telling me you were a whole ass hero?????? assuming you worked with the friends you were telling me abt you helped fix so much shit???? fuck off?????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- the.. superhero life isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be. it kinda sucks ass, and i- we- it.. it was a lot. i tried to be a- a ‘good hero’, but most heroes aren’t really good. one of my friends- he’s a good hero. a great person. i just.. i’m not a hero. but i’m trying. to- to get better, and improve.

but.. it’s actually REALLY funny you mention danny phantom.

[letheliketheriver]

oh, you dont have to tell me twice about the hero/good thing. i think we grew up in the most anti-hero place ever so,,,,,,

you tried. thats life. trying to do everything right and good and well just ends up in everyone disappointed. i learned that.

why is it funny with danny phantom???

[askwilliamwisp]

you’ll never believe this

dude

IM danny phantom now. he told me

[letheliketheriver]

hoky shit danny phantom. you can never self deprecate again youre danny phantom

[askwilliamwisp]

well i don’t know about THAT, but like. i have his job now. apparently i’m the new clarence.

[letheliketheriver]

who the fuck is clarence

[askwilliamwisp]

very very long story but basically he was like. the wisperer. and he was the one maintaining the afterlife. and now i’m him. i’m clarence.

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

so. gonna come back to that self deprecation in a second. you had a doctors note to get out of gym class. you struggled to pick up a five year old. how the fffFFUCK were you a superhero?????????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- well technically i was a hero in training or whatever, but uh. the ‘weird things happening’ included, like. falling through things. turning invisible. being able to float. uh. and other things. so.. they counted enough as powers to warrant all that. i was mostly there to- to try to control it? and solve mysteries, or whatever, but.. yeah. i didn’t get stronger, or faster, i was just- a dead kid with weird powers.

[letheliketheriver]

right yeah. you were like danny phantom basically . you still probably did cool as fuck shit so.

anyways the self depreciation. fuck off???? you did good in deadwood already and youre telling me you were a whole ass hero?????? assuming you worked with the friends you were telling me abt you helped fix so much shit???? fuck off?????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- the.. superhero life isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be. it kinda sucks ass, and i- we- it.. it was a lot. i tried to be a- a ‘good hero’, but most heroes aren’t really good. one of my friends- he’s a good hero. a great person. i just.. i’m not a hero. but i’m trying. to- to get better, and improve.

but.. it’s actually REALLY funny you mention danny phantom.

[letheliketheriver]

oh, you dont have to tell me twice about the hero/good thing. i think we grew up in the most anti-hero place ever so,,,,,,

you tried. thats life. trying to do everything right and good and well just ends up in everyone disappointed. i learned that.

why is it funny with danny phantom???

[askwilliamwisp]

you’ll never believe this

dude

IM danny phantom now. he told me

[letheliketheriver]

hoky shit danny phantom. you can never self deprecate again youre danny phantom

[askwilliamwisp]

well i don’t know about THAT, but like. i have his job now. apparently i’m the new clarence.

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

so. gonna come back to that self deprecation in a second. you had a doctors note to get out of gym class. you struggled to pick up a five year old. how the fffFFUCK were you a superhero?????????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- well technically i was a hero in training or whatever, but uh. the ‘weird things happening’ included, like. falling through things. turning invisible. being able to float. uh. and other things. so.. they counted enough as powers to warrant all that. i was mostly there to- to try to control it? and solve mysteries, or whatever, but.. yeah. i didn’t get stronger, or faster, i was just- a dead kid with weird powers.

[letheliketheriver]

right yeah. you were like danny phantom basically . you still probably did cool as fuck shit so.

anyways the self depreciation. fuck off???? you did good in deadwood already and youre telling me you were a whole ass hero?????? assuming you worked with the friends you were telling me abt you helped fix so much shit???? fuck off?????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- the.. superhero life isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be. it kinda sucks ass, and i- we- it.. it was a lot. i tried to be a- a ‘good hero’, but most heroes aren’t really good. one of my friends- he’s a good hero. a great person. i just.. i’m not a hero. but i’m trying. to- to get better, and improve.

but.. it’s actually REALLY funny you mention danny phantom.

[letheliketheriver]

oh, you dont have to tell me twice about the hero/good thing. i think we grew up in the most anti-hero place ever so,,,,,,

you tried. thats life. trying to do everything right and good and well just ends up in everyone disappointed. i learned that.

why is it funny with danny phantom???

[askwilliamwisp]

you’ll never believe this

dude

IM danny phantom now. he told me

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

so. gonna come back to that self deprecation in a second. you had a doctors note to get out of gym class. you struggled to pick up a five year old. how the fffFFUCK were you a superhero?????????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- well technically i was a hero in training or whatever, but uh. the ‘weird things happening’ included, like. falling through things. turning invisible. being able to float. uh. and other things. so.. they counted enough as powers to warrant all that. i was mostly there to- to try to control it? and solve mysteries, or whatever, but.. yeah. i didn’t get stronger, or faster, i was just- a dead kid with weird powers.

[letheliketheriver]

right yeah. you were like danny phantom basically . you still probably did cool as fuck shit so.

anyways the self depreciation. fuck off???? you did good in deadwood already and youre telling me you were a whole ass hero?????? assuming you worked with the friends you were telling me abt you helped fix so much shit???? fuck off?????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- the.. superhero life isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be. it kinda sucks ass, and i- we- it.. it was a lot. i tried to be a- a ‘good hero’, but most heroes aren’t really good. one of my friends- he’s a good hero. a great person. i just.. i’m not a hero. but i’m trying. to- to get better, and improve.

but.. it’s actually REALLY funny you mention danny phantom.

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

so. gonna come back to that self deprecation in a second. you had a doctors note to get out of gym class. you struggled to pick up a five year old. how the fffFFUCK were you a superhero?????????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i- well technically i was a hero in training or whatever, but uh. the ‘weird things happening’ included, like. falling through things. turning invisible. being able to float. uh. and other things. so.. they counted enough as powers to warrant all that. i was mostly there to- to try to control it? and solve mysteries, or whatever, but.. yeah. i didn’t get stronger, or faster, i was just- a dead kid with weird powers.

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

..don't reaaaly know about the weird thing cause you didnt elaborate much but- yeah. to an extent. why

[askwilliamwisp]

uh. i might’ve. ended up becoming a superhero. or, ‘superhero’. i wasn’t really super, or a hero, and i definitely.. didn’t do a lot of good. but that was my job title for a while, i guess. um. surprise?

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

will. come on. when have i ever not heard you out. don't lie to me. please.

[askwilliamwisp]

i

…

yknow how deadwood didn’t really have superheroes? and the- the weird things happening to me?

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

....will. youre doing that thing where you try to change the subject bc youre afraid that the person youre talking to wont like what youre gonna say. what are you avoiding

[askwilliamwisp]

……….

i don’t know what you’re talking about. uh, anyway, roadkill. the deer looked at me funny back in deadwood and would say fucked up shit sometimes, are they all still doing that?

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.

[letheliketheriver]

i think that suck my cock im worrying abt it

chiwawas are filled with more rage when they remember being crocodiles

...oh yeah i head about that on the news. youre friends with heroes now?????

[askwilliamwisp]

…UH. you could say that? i’m- im friends with a couple heroes, yeah.

oh yeah the chihuahuas! and the crocodiles! the- the roadkill shop! how’ve you been managing that? everything been alright there?

[letheliketheriver]

uh. heyyyy. been a while.

-👻

uh,,,,, sorry? who are you??? is this ghost anon again???

[askwilliamwisp]

i mean. unless ghost anon was secretly me all along, which it wasn’t. uh. hey man! how- how are you?

[letheliketheriver]

...what the fuck. no . no what the actual FUCK

[askwilliamwisp]

what’s wrong? you look like you just saw a ghost- nope, sorry, bad joke. uh.

what’s.. what’s up?

[letheliketheriver]

this- this isnt real this isnt fucking real. theres no fucking way. you DIED. I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL.

[askwilliamwisp]

….uh. yeah.

…………i got better?

[letheliketheriver]

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU GOT BETTER????????

[askwilliamwisp]

i fell, and then i. got back up. it’s a- it’s a long story. but- but i’m back! and i’m, im able to reach out now! so.. hey!

[letheliketheriver]

i- you- fuck-

hi, will.

[askwilliamwisp]

it’s- it’s great to see you again, lethe! how.. have you been? deadwood still awful?

[letheliketheriver]

i- yeah. yeah still. pretty shit. i run my own shop now- down by the highway. people don't come out here a ton from town, so. no rocks through my window. mostly. i feel like we're glossing over the fact that you are not dead. you care to like. fill me in on that. how did that happen? how long ago did that happen? do your parents know? generally what the fuck?

[askwilliamwisp]

uh.

…yeah, my parents know. my ma- uh, my mom wasn’t happy about it. obviously. i.. didn’t know HOW it happened for a while, only that it DID.

the specifics aren’t that important, just that.. maybe five years ago, i died. and then i wasn’t dead, and i had weird things happening to me, so i left deadwood because it was putting people in danger. and i wanted to find a way to fix it. i.. wasn’t able to reach out for a while. it’d just put y’all- you guys in danger. i’m sorry.

…..

anyway, uh, you’ve got a shop now? that’s really cool. what do you do?

[letheliketheriver]

...why are you typing like youre from new haven???

FIVE YEARS??? will. thats. the whole time you were dead. you just left like everyone else did i thought you were gone you just didnt bother to talk to me

it's. fine. uh. i'm the only one really. around anymore. adam left a few years back, and you know what happened with rosie and esther.

um. i can see animal ghosts? so i run a roadkill taxedermy/skeleton reassembly business. to help them pass on.

[askwilliamwisp]

i’ve been mostly staying in rockfall and new haven- around there, anyway. it doesn’t matter.

and i.. lethe, in even just the few days after i was back, before i left deadwood, it got.. bad. whatever bullshit was happening with me, the bullshit that’s happening in deadwood did NOT like. if i had reached out- y’all would’ve gotten hurt. really badly. i had to leave. and the wisps didn’t.. want me to. but i wanted to. i- i just couldn’t.

…anyway, uh. roadkill, huh? i’m glad they’re able to pass on fine. that’s really cool of you, lethe. to- to make the most of seeing shit like that.

[letheliketheriver]

...the fuckin what now? wisps?? the weird blue things that pop up in some parts of the woods????? huh????

it's fine. its fine. cant change the past and shit and. its fine. me issue not you issue.

yeah its, really nice actually. animals are a lot better than people.

so youre like a city kid now? ahhh thats why you didnt text me.. fancy city boy will too good for us deadwooders

[askwilliamwisp]

yeahhh, the wisps are- they’re weird. don’t worry about them. uh. i’ll.. try not to disappear again. i don’t know if i can even.. like, stay dead anymore? or i’m just mostly dead now? it’s- don’t worry about that, either.

the animals in deadwood were always.. kinda strange, but they deserve to pass on. maybe i can set them up a nice place to go or something..

and oh, yeah, you caught me! that’s the real reason i dropped contact all along! the city infected me with its weird spores and blood rain and meatballs.

[letheliketheriver]

.... you cant just say very worrying stuff and then say dont worry about it????

they've got a reincarnations system, actually!! very interesting except when its very annoying cause sometimes they can remember their past lives. have you ever met a robin who can remember being a gorilla????? it is not fun.

we have weird spores + blood rain in the forest!!! it must be the meatballs

[askwilliamwisp]

i think i can, and i also think that you shouldn’t worry about it!

and oh that’s actually cool as hell, but. yeah that doesn’t sound ideal.

yeahhh, it was a REALLY weird meatball. it’s all good though, a friend of mine cut it in half with a giant sword before it destroyed the world.