Ask Winona Scarlatina and Markus Williams!

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Strange

Winona: *asleep*

Markus: GET THE HECK UP.

Winona: MARKUS JESUS CHRIST

Markus: *is reading, confused* What do you mean? I'm just reading!

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Winona's Detention

Miss Abernathy: You have to stay in here for an hour for fighting another student.

- Ten Seconds Later -

Winona: *destroys the room*

Miss Abernathy: *facepalm*

Markus: *facepalm, but secretly into it*

Cream: *facepalm*

Jace: *facepalm*

Claire: *facepalm*

Aunt Marceliene: *applauds*

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Markus's Crazy Fangirls

Markus: *is heading to school*

Crazy Fangirls: MARKUS! SIGN MY FACE! I LOVE YOU!

Markus: It is going to be one of those days.....

Markus: *at school*

Crazy Fangirls: OMG, MARKUS GOES TO SCHOOL HERE!

Markus: I thought this would be done by now...

Markus: *is at home*

Crazy Fangirls: MARKUS LIVES HERE! MARKUS! SIGN MY ARM!

Markus: IS THERE NO ESCAPE?!

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Don't Touch Markus' Violin

Random Fangirl: *touches Markus's violin* I can't believe I am touching his violin!

Markus: Stay away from my violin......

Random Fangirl: But-

Markus: No... Just.. No

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An ideal day would be spent cuddling with my girlfriend, Winona, reading a good book or making music together, holding hands.

Markus Williams

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A Good Day At School

Claire: How was your day?

Markus: Awesome!

-Meanwhile-

Aunt Marceliene: Did you have an acceptable day at school, William?

Winona: Auntie, it's Winona. And...

'Today was awful! I had a surprise test in English which was completely rigged! They didn't even give me a simplified sheet because apparently dyslexia is just an excuse! I couldn't do anything in Maths and ended up getting a detention, I forgot my lunch and had to share with Markus, which would have been fine had he not bought a taco! SCREW TACO TUESDAY! Not to mention the swarm of fangirls that kept chasing me! Ugh, and dysphoria is a bitch! The rain ruined my makeup so I had to wash it off and redo it, and all the girls screamed and called me a perv! Ugh! I'm so done with everything!'

Winona: Yes, it was. *internal screaming*

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Cream

Markus: You're my little sister, I will protect you from anyone who tries anything.

Cream: *is being forced to wear a shirt with Markus' face on it saying 'I'm always watching'* Markus. No.

Markus: Now no one is gonna steal my baby sister away from me~

Cream: Markus. We are literally ten months apart. Why?

-Hoard of fangirling run over- AHHH! IT'S MARKUS WILLIAMS! SIGN MY VIOLIN!

Markus: ...I didn't think this through...

Cream: No, you did not. *Hits him* Idiot.

Markus: *drowns in the wave of fangirls, whispering* At least no one will steal your innocence now...

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A Message From Admin Marshall

Hi! There are some new admins and mods joining us! So far we have Admin Lulu and Admin Aravis joining us! Be nice!

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Markus’ Sick Day

redasroses is now online. We ask you to be respectable on our server redasroses sent nyckelharpa a message

redasroses: Mark, where are you?

nyckelharpa: Sick.

redasroses: No you’re not.

nyckelharpa sent a photo to redasroses

redasroses is now offline

Markus: Hehe, sending that old picture of me always works. *plays violin*

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Lab Rat Boy

Markus: *singing along with his headphones* Louise the Lab Rat, Louise the Lab Rat, there is nothing as adorkable as Louise the Lab Rat~

Winona: *jumps out of the wardrobe/closet* AHA! LAB RAT BOY!

Markus: *T-T* But it's catchy...

//Louise the Lab Rat is credited to Yoav Landau (The Living Tombstone) and Edward Duncan Ernest Gould (Edd Gould)//

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Music Makers

Winona: LET'S DO THIS!

Markus: Why are we doing... Whatever this is...?

Winona: YOU ONLY DO COVERS, LAB RAT BOY!

Markus: So?

Winona: MAKING AN ORIGINAL!

-Ten Minutes Later-

Markus: *is currently passed out, covered in broken bits of violin*

Winona: Never again...

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Movie Date

Winona: Mark, let's go see a romantic movie!

Markus: Win, I'd rather smash my violin and deafen myself than go to one of those.

Winona: The My Little Pony Movie i-

Markus: *grabs his Vinyl Scratch cosplay* GOING. TO. IT. RIGHT. NOW.

Winona: It isn't even out yet...

Markus: DREAM KILLER.

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Ask Us Anything

Winona: Hi! Feel free to ask us anything!

Markus: …As long as it isn’t NSFW, irrelevant or offensive…