Let's Bounce!!

Time to introduce myself, my name is Zac...or Zaun Amorphous Combatant. You could say I am one of the most flexible members of the League... ...and yes. I do work out. THIS BLOG IS SAFE FOR WORK This is a blog for Summoners of all ages. 

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(( Now I got a whole ton! I will be back in a bit, but I am going to try to answer them ALL. If I keep scribbling and going, I believe I can!))

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// OTHER ZAC BAE! HAI c:

(( Its always good to see other Zac blogs about! 8D))

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''....You just look how you always seem. Hmph.''

I...I look pretty cool....right? (What DO I look like?)Right, Vayne?.....Right?

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"I'm rubber you're goo. All Zaun's problems bounce off me and go straight to you." (("Really..? That's what you made me go with? I think this makes me look more bad than it does him..."))

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP

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Deast ZA-. I mean You lime flavored jello! Eat your hea- Ohh. I can't be mean to such a sweet little boy. Forgive me! :C

Uh! You’re forgiven! It’s okay! (....sweet little boy? I guess I sorta am...)

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You have a jiggly butt. Made of lime jello. Not a taunt, just an observation.

I-OH MY GOSH.

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"You are nothing but a bouncing blob of J-ello and I'm hungry!" *brandishes a pair of spoons*

*squints*

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"Yer might not bodily have a heart. but yer sure have one to your friends and family! Yer a awesome friend!" (Braumtried)

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HEY ZAC, You're so fat that when you sit around the rift. You sit AROUNDDDD the rift

What is with people callin me fat? I’M BUFF! I swear I am!

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"Who gave Nickelodeon super science powers?"

That was actually REALLY creative. Props for you. >BT

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"Uh...you look like, a big booger?" Emerald Proceeds to push Alchemy over and yell out "YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT SINGED PUKED OUT AFTER HE DRINKS HIS INSANITY POTION!"

HEY! I AM USE TO THE BOOGER JABS, BUT BEING COMPARED TO PUKE IS JUST MEAN!

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"Oh look, it's the fat green blob ready to stomp into action again and do no one a favour..." - Kumo-the-yordle

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Your so weak you couldn't pick up a grain of sand

I picked up, like, a WHOLE BUNCH OF SAND!

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I just wonder what you’d say to me! Go ahead! I can handle whatever you throw at me! 

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Dear ZAC,

It’s been a while since I bumped in to you and I STILL can’t believe it! Your autograph is still on my generator and I make sure to keep it protected all the time. It means a lot to me to get that from- (parts of the letter got scribbled out, the words ‘rad’ and ‘amazing’ are somewhat visible) from someone so courageous and heroic in my own home. I love what you do for this city and strive to be even make 1/10th the difference you do for Zaun. Thank you for everything you do I hope to run into you again someday!

- Ko Holzknecht

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What are your thoughts on the River King?

Okay! THIS time I am done! Ha haaaa!