❤Welcome To My Parlor❤

♠I have not cried on the pillows♠ (♠♠♠♠OH MY FUCKING GOSH I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT'S A REAL PICTURE OF ME STOP ASKING!!!♠♠♠♠) This is a zebruh codakk ask and rp blog Mod schmesticles formerly mod lincoln

[askzebruh]

RULES AND FAQ

This will be updated as i go along Rules: 1. The mod is an adult. Some posts have sexual themes or implications. 18+ preferred.

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2. All post are meant for playful fun. I'm roleplaying a complete asshole. I get to be a slightly outrageous character and you get to instigate. Statements made do not reflect on the mod

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3. If i find enough hate mail i will turn anon off. Anon rights are a privlige for you fucks, got it?

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4. Rp asks will be labeled #ask zebruh. Mod announcements are labeled #word of mod, and #mod schmesticles, homestuck, hiveswap, and related reblogs are labeled #codakk cruisin. All i got for now. I'll figure the rest out later.

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FAQ: "what do you think about x blood color" "would you ever date a x"

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Answer: ❤♠♦♣ I'm desperate and I'll take anyone with self esteem low enough to tolerate me and it doesn't matter what i think because we all already know. I'll treat them all badly anyways.♠♦♣❤

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"would you ever date me?"

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Answer: ♣Yes, but If you have to beg me like this then i'll feel a little bad about it.♣ "can I have a hug?" ♦Yes.♦ *cries a lil bit*

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"can i have a kiss? /Can i hold your hand?" ❤Good gracious at least let me take you out to dinner then make you split the bill!❤

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*mod schmesticles poofs away in a puff of grape vape scented smoke*

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[askzebruh]

Hi! This is mod schmesticles. I had forgotten that asks were closed and would like to formally open them! Ask away!

[askzebruh]

Dude I seriously hate you, but at the same time I wanna smooch your face.

♠️♠️♠️THIS SOUNDS GREATLY BENEFICIAL FOR ME AND I SEE NO DOWNSIDE♠️♠️♠️

[askzebruh]

Lowblood girls are valid. But what about lowblood guys and trolls with other genders(nbs, agenders, etc)?

❤️♣️♠️♦️ the people often ask me about my taste in sexual partners. They are correct to do so! My tastes are refined and immaculate. I am truly a connoiseur of nook and cranny. So for you, my dear, hungry anon, I will tell you. My gender prefference is anyone who will tolerate me. ♦️♠️♣️❤️

[askzebruh]

You’re so freakin cool twin,,,, my favorite troll))

❤️bitches love me for my offputting aura and bad taste in fashion❤️

[calicorpi0]

[tyzfol]

happy pride month

[ralselyesitomoved]

I can't accΣss Tumblr on my nΣw phone, damn C:(

[chimptears]

so now theres a third

chud x otaku x 4channer. wow.

[vinzybun]

Yeah? U like that? I know who you are.

[chimptears]

Tegbruh t4t

outline + no outline

ref image in a way

[chimptears]

zebruh more like girlbruh sorry i. just take my slop and leave!

[anchovy]

Was taking screenshots of a foal video for study refs and this doesn’t help. What are you.

[strokingout]

horses don't stop they keep going

[askzebruh]

I don't understand why everyone hates you, I get it that you have some flaws, but you shouldn't be hated just because of that! Anyways, can I have a hug?

🩷 I would extinguish the two suns and drag down the moon for you, anon. Nobody understands just how lonely I am. How im judged for my position. Very few ever give me the chance I deserve. Not a crumb of love or hate for zebruh. The numbness of neutrality is what awaits me every. Single. Night.... And every time I gaze into the mirror i see the troll responsible. I deserve nothing.

[askzebruh]

have you noticed your "friends" who "stay in your hive" starting to tick down in numbers since you met mystery girl?

♠️🩷yes, i frequently catch them sneaking out the window. Aaah aren't secret liasons and rendevouxs so romantic? Shame they never come back🩷♠️

[askzebruh]

that other anon doesnt realize that clowns are actually the most oppressed class of all, smh

♦️right? It's so hard being a high blood and having to look after everyone else! *sigh* you just get me, anon. How's about dinner at my place?♦️