❤Welcome To My Parlor❤

♠I have not cried on the pillows♠ (♠♠♠♠OH MY FUCKING GOSH I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT'S A REAL PICTURE OF ME STOP ASKING!!!♠♠♠♠) This is a zebruh codakk ask and rp blog Mod schmesticles formerly mod lincoln Asks are temorarily closed

[askzebruh]

RULES AND FAQ

This will be updated as i go along Rules: 1. The mod is an adult. Some posts have sexual themes or implications. 18+ preferred.

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2. All post are meant for playful fun. I'm roleplaying a complete asshole. I get to be a slightly outrageous character and you get to instigate. Statements made do not reflect on the mod

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3. If i find enough hate mail i will turn anon off. Anon rights are a privlige for you fucks, got it?

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4. Rp asks will be labeled #ask zebruh. Mod announcements are labeled #word of mod, and #mod schmesticles, homestuck, hiveswap, and related reblogs are labeled #codakk cruisin. All i got for now. I'll figure the rest out later.

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FAQ: "what do you think about x blood color" "would you ever date a x"

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Answer: ❤♠♦♣ I'm desperate and I'll take anyone with self esteem low enough to tolerate me and it doesn't matter what i think because we all already know. I'll treat them all badly anyways.♠♦♣❤

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"would you ever date me?"

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Answer: ♣Yes, but If you have to beg me like this then i'll feel a little bad about it.♣ "can I have a hug?" ♦Yes.♦ *cries a lil bit*

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"can i have a kiss? /Can i hold your hand?" ❤Good gracious at least let me take you out to dinner then make you split the bill!❤

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*mod schmesticles poofs away in a puff of grape vape scented smoke*

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[ralselyesitomoved]

I can't accΣss Tumblr on my nΣw phone, damn C:(

[chimptears]

so now theres a third

chud x otaku x 4channer. wow.

[vinzybun]

Yeah? U like that? I know who you are.

[chimptears]

Tegbruh t4t

outline + no outline

ref image in a way

[chimptears]

zebruh more like girlbruh sorry i. just take my slop and leave!

[anchovy]

Was taking screenshots of a foal video for study refs and this doesn’t help. What are you.

[strokingout]

horses don't stop they keep going

[askzebruh]

I don't understand why everyone hates you, I get it that you have some flaws, but you shouldn't be hated just because of that! Anyways, can I have a hug?

🩷 I would extinguish the two suns and drag down the moon for you, anon. Nobody understands just how lonely I am. How im judged for my position. Very few ever give me the chance I deserve. Not a crumb of love or hate for zebruh. The numbness of neutrality is what awaits me every. Single. Night.... And every time I gaze into the mirror i see the troll responsible. I deserve nothing.

[askzebruh]

have you noticed your "friends" who "stay in your hive" starting to tick down in numbers since you met mystery girl?

♠️🩷yes, i frequently catch them sneaking out the window. Aaah aren't secret liasons and rendevouxs so romantic? Shame they never come back🩷♠️

[askzebruh]

that other anon doesnt realize that clowns are actually the most oppressed class of all, smh

♦️right? It's so hard being a high blood and having to look after everyone else! *sigh* you just get me, anon. How's about dinner at my place?♦️

[askzebruh]

Idk how you can be a Marvus fan, Clowns are literally our oppressors!

♠️what are you, a hater?♠️

[askzebruh]

Zebruh why do people h8 u

♠️people hate me, you say? ♠️👀

[askzebruh]

**pat pat**

❤well if the seat is open dont mind if i do❤

[askzebruh]

your ponytail is cute, but why not switch it up from time to time?

♦️does this satisfy you?♦️

[askzebruh]

Zebruh, what is Love?

Love is like a black hole I can't see down. Love is evasive and confusing. Love leaves you staring at a reflection of a man in smeared makeup that you don't know but is supposed to be you, wondering, "I'm everything anyone could ever want? Why don't they want me?" Love hurts in it's total and complete absence. In myself. In others. In this blasted curse of a planet.... ❤️it's a good time, babe. Wanna come over?❤️

[askzebruh]

honestly i love you in like any way shape or form and bless this blog

❤️♦️what kind of love are we talking about, here? *eyebrow raise*♦️❤️ (thank you! The mod appreciates your kind words and loves you too!)