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( Did you bring food? )

[askzippergumi]

(Response to: IO's answer)

OH NO!!! ZIPPER GUMIYAAAAA, MY BROTHERRR---

Um, I meant, this isn't a propblem for Zipper Gumi, nope nope.  

Please hand that ice cream over to me now so Zipper Gumi can eat the memory away.

[askzippergumi]

is there a zipper gumiya too?....

Ha ha, Zipper Gumi is just joking.  There’s no Zipper Gumiya.

…that I remember…

[ask-derpgumi]

HUSH MY ZIPPER CHILD.

[askzippergumi]

Zipper Gumi will find out one way or another, Grey Carrot.  I have my ways. 

[askzippergumi]

Hi nee-chan

Carrot Salad, you did bring ranch dressing for Zipper Gumi, didn’t you? 

[askzippergumi]

oh woah YOU LOOK PRETTY DAMN AWESOME. I offer you chicken

Pls do not try this at home, Zipper Gumi is a trained professional. 

1 chicken is not nearly enough Anon; bring more next time k

[askzippergumi]

W-w-w-welcome..! W-would you l-like s-some oranges?

Trust me big orange, Zipper Gumi knows best! 

I’ll just eat all your little oranges from now on k thnx 

[askzippergumi]

nice uh mouth you got there girl

Put food in Zipper Gumi’s mouth pls so I can eat

…..Well thanks! 

[askzippergumi]

Zipper Gumi hopes you will be my next meal friend! :D

...Srsly guise, I will eat anything, just fork it on over pls.

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