5sauce

sweater paws Michael is my spirit animal

[jimiyoong]

jimin&yoongi x festa opening ceremony 

[1997jk-deactivated20210123]

;mastur-bait (m.)

pairing: jungkook x reader (f) ft. taehyung

genre: smut, fluff, humour, pwp, dom!jungkook, voyeurism in its ultimate form

warnings: bad boy!jk- oh how do I put this he’s a tattooed punk? who’s a dom? next, explicit language, dirty talk, masturbation, rough sex, unprotected sex, creampie, exhibitionism, voyeurism, cum play, cum eating, oral- male receiving, pussy slapping, ass play, spanking, daddy kink, filthy stuff sis

a/n; this strongly portrays voyeurism. jk and the reader are far from shy, displaying their bodies without the worry of others taking notice. for real, jk like comes all over the window and shit. this is a fair warning; don’t read if you’re not into that.

word count: 11.2k

synopsis; you drunkenly touch yourself in front of your neighbour, hoping he’ll take notice. you can’t help but do a double take when he actually does.

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[littlemisskookie]

Access Denied (Repost)

Access Denied Ship: Yoongi | Reader | Taehyung Description: Your boyfriend, Yoongi, no longer pays attention to you. So you decide to spend time with someone who will. Warnings: Smut, Angst, Hair Pulling, Blowjob, Dirty Talk, Degrading Names, Face Riding, Oral, Handjob, Slight Cumplay, Intercourse, Overstimulation, Grinding, Multiple Orgasms, Cheating, Toxic Relationships, Reckless Driving Wordcount: 4,691 A/N: Tumblr deleted this so I’ll have to repost it, sorry for the inconvenience!

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[purpleabraxas]

Those perfectly aligned teeth dAMN

[minnpd-deactivated20201219]

⌜ PAIRING ⌟ jimin x reader

⌜ GENRE ⌟ smut, fluff

⌜ WORD COUNT ⌟ 5,263

⌜ WARNINGS ⌟  explicit marijuana usage, shotgunning, nipple play, edging, dirty talk, frottage, multiple orgasms, cream pie

⌜ NOTES ⌟  jimin is literally a pot dealer in this fic. if marijuana usage offends you, don’t read. i also really don’t care about your opinion on smoking weed, thanks!

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[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[benexolence]

Tense (M) pt.2

CEO!Park Jimin x Reader

Word count: 7.8k

Rating = M, tiny bit of fluff

SUMMARY: You’ve been subtly teasing your stressed-out boyfriend over the past couple of weeks, and you push him a bit too far at a company dinner, making him want to show you what it’s like to be frustrated.

Warnings: dom!jimin, daddy kink, rough sex, angry sex, dirty talk, spanking, degradation, voyeurism, orgasm denial, overstimulation, use of toys, bondage, choking/breathplay, multiple orgasms, fingering, possessiveness, cunnilingus, all the stuff that would give me a one-way ticket to Hell, basically pwp LOL

A/N: this is the last part to Tense! i hope you guys like it!!! if you didn’t read the first part, i think you’ll be fine but it might give better context to why he’s such a DOM in this. THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT :-) sorry for posting it late though!!! SORRY

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[indiandoll]

jungkook: what time is it?

taehyung: idk pass me that saxophone

taehyung: [blows saxophone loudly]

seokjin: [shouting from across the dorm] who the FUCK is playing the saxophone at 2 AM

taehyung: it’s 2am

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[unpretty]

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

[unpretty]

oh my god she has a classy leather binder for some reason??

SHE MADE A SCHEDULE IN WORD AND PRINTED IT AND DREW A MAP ON IT SO SHE WOULDN’T FORGET WHERE HER CLASSES WERE AND THEN SHE LAMINATED IT

THE ZZZS ARE TO INDICATE SHE GETS TO SLEEP IN. THERE ARE FLOCKS OF BIRDS TO INDICATE THAT SHE IS FREE AS A BIRD BECAUSE CLASSES ARE OVER. SHE DREW BUTTERFLIES IN HER COMPUTER MONITOR ICONS????

SHE MADE CUSTOM DIVIDERS OUT OF SCRAPBOOK PAPER, ALSO LAMINATED

she had her first quiz today and these were her notes

[unpretty]

I showed her all the nice supportive comments you’ve all been leaving and she’s baffled but grateful

[honeyrenaissance]

You can do it mama bear! Keep doing what you’re doing <3 <3 <3 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

if u reblog this in ten seconds, stylish organization skills and educational motivation will come to you, but only if you post “study hard, mom” in this thread.

[luluchic]

STUDY HARD MOM

[asliceoforangejuice]

STUDY HARD MOM

[crowknd]

This is the relaxed poptart. Reblog for one relaxing semester

[thearenaat-deactivated20141104]

[karnalesbian]

extremely cursed image

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[asliceoforangejuice]

im so sorry for not posting these 6 months but heres a smol bean calum as a peace offering

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump