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[asliceoftai]

Do you ever suddenly like realize that you're actually a person who's alive and inside reality and you forget who you are for a second and panic because same

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[asliceoftai]

What if the sun is one of those punctual motherfuckers that likes to be 20 minutes early everywhere

[asliceoftai]

Okay so I have no idea how to use Tumblr but I have to post this and i don't know where else to post it and I think Tumblr would get it GUYS I THINK I TIME TRAVELED LAST NIGHT You know how you can sort of remember a time or a place because you've been there and you know how it felt Well I was remembering the 90's and just remembering the feeling but I was also falling asleep so I was in that weird zone right between awake and asleep and I was feeling and falling at the same time and I THINK AS I WAS PASSING THROUGH SLEEP DIMENSIONS I ACCIDENTALLY FELL INTO THE 90'S AND I YANKED MYSELF AWAKE AND I GOT SO SCARED

[asliceoftai]

oh hey what? follow my ig @loveberrilife haha but seriously

[asliceoftai]

Once, I finished doing the dishes and said “finally, I’m done.” and my four year old runs up and says “IIIIIIIIT’S PAAAAARTY TIIIIIIIIME!”

And I thought that was so cute, so the next day when I got home from work I opened the front door and said “ IIIIIIIIT’S PAAAAARTY TIIIIIIIIME!”

And she just looked up at me from the couch and said “no mommy, it’s not party time.”

So apparently, washing dishes is more exciting than I am.

[asliceoftai]

Okay I’m not trying to rock anybody’s world here but did you realize that a BUTTERFLY will FLUTTER BY???

#imspeechless

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[asliceoftai]

HEDWIG. IM SCREAMING.

[cuncupiscence]

[asliceoftai]

Science side of tumblr, where you at? We need a prototype.

[positivelycrippled]

9th degree burn

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

[toroynah-deactivated20170609]

“n den what happened” im in love

[blackboyjoy]

“They got water” 😂😂

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Lmfaoo she said “no”

[godessoflovee]

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

[asliceoftai]

Lolololololololololololol FUCK THIS. I give up trying to be a good person lmfao. When in Rome.

[asliceoftai]

Does anyone ever look up and realize that babies are mini people? Like tiny people action figures.

[lasagnafan-deactivated20180514]

No offense but …life is ugly and disgusting

[angst420]

*thinking about my entire self* hm that’s embarrassing

[asliceoftai]

How nice. Someone wrote my autobiography for me.

[asliceoftai]

Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!

Me: *knows nothing of art terms*....

It's shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.

[dongcuck]

What the Signs Want in 2017

a fucking break

[stunningpicture]

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

[persephonesecretlair]

I need this shirt.

[qualitees]

I found it online here!