M.J.

21. Aries.

[teni2-deactivated20170812]

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

[creatine-baby]

[creatine-baby]

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[abercrombee]

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[im-the-batmann]

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[tv--obsessions-deactivated20160]

I’M SCREAMING

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Some of the highlights of that video include:

The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing

So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do

The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)

How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”

Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song

[prismatic-bell]

Apparently when Freddie brought this song to the studio, he refused to say what it was about, only that it was deeply personal. Knowing what we know now, and looking at the timeline of its release, it seems very likely that Bohemian Rhapsody is his reaction to finding out he had HIV.

When you consider this, and the line “I don’t want to die, I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all,” it seems bittersweetly fitting that this is the song in which we all say “lookin’ at you, Freddie, we love you.” His deepest feelings and thoughts, and we cherish them.

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[jumex]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reesespuffsofficial]

Dude what if achilles made his weakpoint on his dick and like during the Trojan war like one of his bros was like lmao cupcheck and knocked him in the dick and achilles just like exploded that'd be like so funny

[reesespuffsofficial]

Lmao dude fucking poggers

[hoechloin]

[theproblematicblogger]