[art-of-swords-deactivated201705]

Katzbalger Sword

Dated: 19th century (made in the 16th century style)

Culture: German

Measurements: overall length 76.5 cm

The sword has a sraight, double-edged blade with a wide fuller, pierced at the forte. The typical “S”-shaped quillon has twisted arms ending in engraved buttons. The sword pommel is from a sword dated 16th century.

Source: Copyright © 2015 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

[lady-averie]

I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. It’s pretty brilliant.

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

valentinianthemongoose

[artfulusername]

There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

[elusianknight]

performingfarts

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

[kyla-hunt-blog]

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

[aryeastark]

wake up australia 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

[crispybiscuitfinger]

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

[happyvegetable]

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

[cryforce]

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

[millshouse-deactivated20140425]

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

[sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac]

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

[casey-jane-lewis]

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

[theacademyish-deactivated201708]

what the actual fuck australia 

[meh-guh]

#i still don’t understand like we have magpies here but they don’t act like frickin serial killers wtf

European magpies and australian magpies aren’t the same birds. They just had the same colouring and the early colonists really fucking hated coming up with new names for things. See: the 900 places names Macquarie.

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

[kujax130-deactivated20140720]

[fucknofnaffandom-deactivated201]

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

art hoe is a sub-genre of fake deep

[weloveshortvideos]

went to my first ugly sweater party and man was it awful

[jkjkfdkldfjjr388348949-deactiva]

hey so if ur bored or have identity issues or both theres a site where u can take a quiz that doesnt take too long and it goes thru 4,500 characters and matches u up to the ones most like u

[haljordan]

i got squidward

[sadlycat]

I’m crying

[dredsina]

i got two michael ceras

[sanjista]

i sorted by anime and got shinji ikari

[themockingcrows]

Sorted by anime and got a 73.6% with Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service.

[essbeebee]

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i hate this gifset with a burning passion

[aslkmgd]

you: let it go & move on

me, with my fingers tightly curled around a subject, nails buried deep in it: I Have

[dundermifflingifs]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

alistair and the warden learning how to be proper grey wardens on their own by making a list of things duncan would sigh deeply about them doing titled

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

http://kaiabakken.vsco.co/

[grumpyshadow]

people nowadays: cults of bald men in orange sweat suits who gather at the beaches to warn that the waters are never shallow and collect videos of those who meet their demise by not heeding their warning

[wroxall]

does the shoreline just end behind them

[quandc-deactivated20181227]

when u get sick