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I saw your writing originally on quotev the "Missed me-Dabi/Touya" book I was curious if you ever plan to finish it?.. it's a really interesting book and I'm just coming up with ideas of how touya and y/n stay togather if you stick with how the anime goes or if you go off that track and like touya eventually reveales to the todorki family that he's not dead but been in 'hiding' not necessarily telling them he's been a villian this whole time but ya know
Hey! Sorry it took me so long to respond, I've barely been on Tumblr or Quotev or anything since I fell out of the groove of writing. I do plan to finish it, even if it's been a few years! I'm actually working right now on a few chapters to post, since it's been so long and I feel one chapter isn't fair for 4 years of nothing lmao
Thank you so much for reading it! It is NOT going to follow canon, unfortunately, but just the original Touya theory before we got the reveal, but I do plan to give it a happy ending :) Thank you again for reading!
so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”
and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”
he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”
and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.
everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me
and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.
How's everyone doing? I'm alive still and been meaning to post stuff lol
Drabble Prompt List
since i don’t feel like writing entire fics today, we’re gonna do drabbles. Send me a prompt number and a character and I’ll hopefully get to writing it today.
1. “Don’t hate me ‘cause I’m beautiful.”
2. “I’m feeling very emotionally vulnerable right now so just hold my damn hand.”
3. “We should get a dog.” “Absolutely not.”
4. “I need you to stop doing that because it’s really adorable and I’m trying to concentrate.”
5. “Damn okay fine, I won’t send you anymore selfies.”
6. “I won’t let anything hurt you.”
7. “I’m personally offended that you accepted that solo mission when you knew that you’d be away from me for four months.”
8. “Am I annoying?”
9. “When you’re sad, I’m sad, and then we’re all sad.”
10. “No, no. Not the puppy dog eyes, don’t you fucking dare. Dammit.”
11. “Prove it.”
12. “If you use another pick-up line like that on me again I might punch you in the gut.”
13. “You’re telling me you’ve never been to Ikea?!”
14. “Tell me you need me.”
15. “I’m sorry, it’s just, you make me k-kinda nervous, and, wow, is it hot in here?”
16. “I ship us.”
17. “You make my dopamine levels surge.”
18. “I will never leave you by yourself.”
19. “It’s starting to kind of hurt my heart that you don’t say I love you back.”
20. “You’re jealous of who?!”
21. “Stop looking at me like I’m your everything.”
22. “You’ll catch me, right?”
23. “Did you seriously just ask me that?”
24. “Well that was immensely attractive.”
25. “If you touch her I will end you.”
26. “You’re a fucking child.” “I simply suggested that we should go splash in the puddles outside, damn.”
27. “You look so great, I might cry.”
28. “I can cook Pizza Rolls and Cup O’ Noodles and that’s about it.”
29. “Shut up, I’m hilarious.”
30. “Mine.”
31. “Having something you can’t bear to lose is fucking scary.”
32. “I don’t want to go, your dad doesn’t like me.”
33. “Salad? Do I look like a fucking rabbit.”
34. “I don’t tell you I love you enough.”
35. “I’m not clingy, I just like being near you all the time.”
36. “Baby, I will never stop trying to help you see your beauty.”
37. “Well if that’s how you feel, then leave.”
38. “That can’t be legal.”
39. “I would just like to remind you that I love you before I destroy you in laser tag.”
40. “Wow okay, this is not going the way I planned it out in the shower.”
41. “I don’t deserve you.”
42. “I’ve never been happier in my life.”
43. “My side of the wedding party is much cooler than your’s.”
44. “You’re dangerously gorgeous.”
45. “I should be the only one making you happy.”
46. “All I want is to be everything you need.”
47. “Please come home, I miss you.”
48. “You’re a very different drunk than I thought you’d be.”
49. “I fucking adore you.”
50. “Of course we’re not going to duet a Disney son-” “mY wHOLe liFE Has beEn A sERieS of dOors IN mY FAcE.”
51. Author’s Preference
Mammon really changes the game from "obey me" to "obaby me" doesn't he
Mammon stans in the fandom, including me.
Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #97
Diavolo: “Hi, what’s up?”
Lucifer: [Watching Mammon trying to put floaties on his feet so he can walk on water, while Leviathan and Satan egg him on, Asmodeus filming and Belphegor holding back a very concerned MC.]
Lucifer:
Lucifer: “My stress levels.”
Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #108
Mammon: “I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you.”
MC:
Mammon:
MC: “You’ve literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you still alive?”
Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #114
MC attempting to flirt: “You kinda look like my first husband. Idk, I’ve never been married though.”
Mammon: “That’s actually a first, for someone telling me I look like someone else.”
MC:
MC: “I worked hard, risked it all, and you didn’t even get my joke.”
I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man’s duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king.
This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together, or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing.
After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king’s castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile. They opened the doors, only to find it empty, save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom.
And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon’s control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive’s pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon’s control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again.
I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend.
They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them.
*takes off my hat to you*
I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.
I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂
He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.
It gets better.
We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts
Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value
Absolutely
For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.
He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.
And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.
Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically.
Update: during the pandemic, Dan Price cut his salary to $0 so that he could keep paying his employees.
What a lovely man
And to be clear.
He was only ever a fraction of a Bezos.
He did this with far less to his name. Bezos could too just as easily. He’s just a bad person, unlike Price.
THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT
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I had a Zoom meeting a few minutes ago, but I had a bad Internet connection, therefore I was not able to pay attention to the teacher. At least she is kind enough to upload the notes that were discussed in the lecture but it still sucks since I have two more lectures to endure later.
Either I'll do my assigments or I will read some fanfictions later. Possibly the latter one will happen 😅
(◕ω◕✿)Anon
Oh I’m sorry!! At least she does that, I hope the other two go well!!
(Sorry it took a few days to reply, haven’t been on my computer lol)
MAAAAAA'AAAAAAM CAN I PLEASE ASK FOR BEEL HCS, ANYTHING YOU WANNA GIVE PLEASE
BOOIII of course XD First headcanons for Obey Me! and is with the teddy bear, here we go! (We already talked too so they’re gonna be romance ones, ofc :3)
💖 Being the big teddy bear he is Beel is a cuddle bug, anytime you’re down, mad, or just wanna be held you know this sweetheart will open his arms wide ready for you
💖 Food dates are kind of a must with this boi. Whether it’s at Hell’s Kitchen, Ristorante Six, or going to the movies and getting 5 extra large buckets of popcorn as well as 3 of every candy. I see him always offering to pay too, even if you’re the one who asked him Beel eats a lot and will feel bad about you paying for all that.
💖 If you wanna do a date in a different setting, such as an arcade or just going for a walk through town, sweet boi just wants to spend time with you and won’t fight you on it.
💖 Beel is definitely a protective boyfriend. He’ll always step in between you and a demon harassing you, or even if things get heated between you and one of his brothers Beel will try to calm you both down, while hiding you behind his much bigger body. He’s seen first hand what happens when you’re in danger (amongst other things he doesn’t like to talk about) and he’ll make sure you’re always safe with him around.
💖 While not really the jealous type like his brothers, this doesn’t mean he’s not felt it before. He doesn’t really get aggressive or pissed off, unless of course you’re very uncomfortable then he’ll step in and intimidate, but in cases where he’s just feeling some jealousy sprouting I see Beel getting a little more affectionate, ie: wrapping his arms around you, putting his hoodie on you, taking your hand
💖 Compliments aplenty from this cinnamon roll. Feeling down about your appearance? He’ll tell you without missing a beat how beautiful you are today, every day. You think a talent you have isn’t very good? He’ll praise you on it, trying to lift your spirits and asking you to continue.
💖 Fights are almost non existent with Beel. Like, this boy, how could you even get mad at him?? He gets a little cranky when he hasn’t eaten (let’s forget about the kitchen scene for a moment) but he would try to not take it out on you. He’s definitely not one to insult you, even when he’s mad.
💖 If you wanna get married? He’ll be all for it. Wanna start a family? This boi will be one of the best dad’s of the brothers (I headcanon he and Mammon are the best dads) You would probably have to be the one to bring up kids, but marriage I imagine Beel in the future would start considering it, especially if you make a comment referring to marriage or one of the brothers says something.
Solomon: Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? MC: Late at night I toss and I turn and dreaaaam of what I neeeeed
Mammon: Is this another of ya songs?
Solomon: hit it eheh
MC: AAAAAA
Mammon: MC WHAT ARE YA SCREAMING FOR
Solomon: AAAAAAAAAAA
Lucifer, getting in the room after hearing MC and Solomon scream: What the hell is going on?
MC and Solomon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mammon, screaming in panic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How Mammon's brothers see him:
How I see him: