All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter

I'm Kaitlin, This is a collection of all the things I want to say and can't, things that make me smile, things that make me cry, and things that evoke emotions I can't understand.Always feel free to ask me anything and remember; Not all those who wander...

[thatsthat24]

Being Friends With a Rugrat is Strange 👶🏻 (Feat. EG Daily, the voice of Tommy Pickles)

[mogifire]

[jackiefour]

He really is Deadpool

[stability]

kids are dumb (by Nick Avallone)

[nick-avallone]

im glad that my legacy is assaulting children

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

[anghellrose-deactivated20180626]

100% proof i am a plant

smol

needs attention

if ignored i shrivel up and die

[apoemaday]

Tired

by Langston Hughes

I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two- And see what worms are eating At the rind.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

[ewock]

[wilwheaton]

[happy beeping[

[evanfleischer]

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[cineplicit]

[heartfulloffandoms-deactivated2]

[oldbrooklynsoul]

oh my god the Captain America facebook has no chill HAHAHA ( x )

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

[mishasminions]

SAVAGE

[dimension20official]

Watch This Colorful Pile of Goo Get Transformed Into Bagels - http://ift.tt/1P9LPS8

[doctorwhogeneration]

[lejazzhot]

[redlove3]

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

[tyleroakley]

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

[kateordie]

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.