CASTIEL'S FEATHERY BUTT

Hey, I'm Chloe and I'm sad all of the time.

[thenatsdorf]

Bff’s from the beginning.

[emmeetslawschool]

that baby is making biscuits on that cat. what a role reversal.

[leonei-d-deactivated20211128]

Omg!!!!

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

#it’s extra good because kneading is something that kittens do to their moms!! #so #baby is like: ah yes soft cat shall pet #and cat is like: ah yes human kitten is just doing What Kittens Do :) #amazing #10/10 i love it

[crocogatordile]

whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

[bob-belcher]

[slayerdaily]

Just this once, let me be strong. Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 3.10 “Amends”

[onlytwitterpics]

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[miss-perkey]

[dam0nalbarn]

[fakenigel]

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

[exco]

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sparkytheandroid]

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

[reinerist]

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’ll fucking do it, darling

[books-andbiscuits]

[katsuko1978]

Take this energy into 2020, y’all, and just fucking do it darlings 💋

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[chandlerbings]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Resolutions (S05E11)

[catchymemes]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[unclefather]

*gains exp from not having a panic attack in home depot*

[unclefather]

*loses a little health because i made eye contact with a garden gnome*