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(18+) spicy sideblog for eisenblade, (some of) crystarchived, and florwrote.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Just A Peek! Meme

Send “oh”  and I will generate one of the following scenarios where your Muse stumbles upon… [[ alternatively, send a number! ]]

My Muse moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck

My Muse popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage

My Muse rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms

My Muse stretching their arms up, showing their midriff

My Muse bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty

My Muse changing clothes facing away, showing off their back

My Muse hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh

My Muse fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist

My Muse scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side

My Muse wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders

(Reverse version of this meme!)

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

meme. / @atlastdamn

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

Olberic is more inclined to stir at the feeling of Cyrus’ hands on him, he has always been one to wake up rather suddenly, after all. Erhardt, on the other hand, barely moves at all save for shuffling into the contact, a faint smile on his lips indicates that he is... somewhat awake.

‘Twould seem Cyrus, too, is barely awake. Olberic wouldn’t even need to see the scholar to know such - with the slow, clumsy movements. He does look, though, and barely open though Cyrus’ eyes may be, Olberic recognises the desire in them.

He cannot help the quiet laughter as he gently puts his hand over Cyrus’, guiding it lightly from where it was touching his shoulder to his chest. Sighing from the feeling of Cyrus’ soft, slender hands very gently squeezing them, Olberic shifts his free hand to Cyrus’ waist.

Erhardt finally starts to move a little more, lifting himself up enough to wrap one arm around the scholar’s shoulders and further burying his face into the other’s neck.

“ You two are hopeless... ” Erhardt mutters, the amusement dripping from his lips. There is no effort made to say he is any better, of course.

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

[muttdio]

not to be a fucking bottom but ive been in the mood to get gently fucked and praised and reassured

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

meme. / @libidinari

“ your breasts are so soft… god, i can’t get enough of them… ” [ tiddy warm and soff Tiz Is Weak ]

“ Mmh-... ”

Tiz’s hands are so gentle, so warm and so kind, just like the rest of him. But the skin isn’t soft - not after his life as a shepherd, and then thrust into one of so many battles and hardships. Much like her own, actually.

She takes her own hands and cups Tiz’s face with them, gently pulling his head closer to hers for a kiss. She hopes it won’t distract him, though, she wants him to keep going. To keep gently holding her breasts as warmth accumulates in her core.

Wrapping her legs around Tiz’s waist, she tries to pull the rest of him closer, wanting nothing but the distance to be closed. And then, she laughs quietly.

“ W--... well then, you’ll be delighted to know that I can’t get enough of you, right...? ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

meme. / @atlastdamn​

“ how do you want me…? ”

Olberic hums, a hum which quickly becomes a chuckle under his breath, and there’s a deep exhale as he entangles his fingers into Cyrus’ soft, dark hair.

He leans in, pressing their foreheads together. His lips slightly parted as he grins, highly aware of the rise and fall of his chest as he breathes. He moves his head closer still to kiss Cyrus on the lips. A gentle, yet wanting kiss that stays just long enough that pulling away leaves his body begging to go back and kiss the scholar more.

Half lidded eyes are ablaze with desire, with a genuine light of content, and he brings his hands down to Cyrus’ hips.

“ I want you as Cyrus. ” He whispers. “ I want you to be yourself. To do as you please, and to ask of me whatever you wish. ”

One hand slides further down to Cyrus’ thigh, his thumb moving in a circular motion, lightly running over the soft skin. Olberic then leans his body forward, gently pushing Cyrus down onto his back and underneath the warrior.

“ ... And--... something like this, I think. I do love to see your face. ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

honestly i don’t think i can be bothered to say if i’m accepting or not accepting memes on this blog gfiduhgdf y’all can just. assume i’m always accepting them

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

olberic really likes..................................... scar kisses and tiddy squishes.........

do BOTH and he’ll fuckin Melt at the touch

[melaerotica]

dirty whispers .

husky breaths & muffled confessions

“ the thought of you inside me makes me so wet…”

“ i want you so badly… ”

“ i just can’t stop thinking about your hands on my body…”

“ i want to feel all of you… ”

“ your hair smells so great… ”

“ kiss my neck… all the way up… ”

“ your breasts are so soft… god, i can’t get enough of them… ”

“ i can’t get enough of you… ”

“ the way you touch me leaves me speechless… ”

“ my heart won’t stop beating… ”

“ where do you want my hand…? ”

“ how do you want me…? ”

“ your lips are so pretty… ”

“ your hands are so warm… ”

“ your ass is so plump… ”

“ put your hands on my ass… ”

“ your hair is so soft… i love the way it feels between  my fingers… ”

“ your mouth is so warm… ”

“ i love the way your fingers feel around me… ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

meme. / @libidinari

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

As if Therion really needed to be given a reason to, other than simply remaining at M’hilo’s side. Of course, the miqo’te does have a habit of sleeping a lot, but... well, maybe a day like that could do Therion some good.

But where’s the fun in just giving it to him outright?

Therion slowly stretches his arms, but it does very little to actually wake him up.

“ Mm... Maybe you could. What would you try to convince me with? ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

meme. / @secretxchronicles​

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

Olberic hums quietly. His voice is rough and low partly from his sleep, but he is well aware it’s also because of his throat, which still dully aches from it’s overuse from the previous night’s events.

It’s a good thing his face is hidden, he thinks, because otherwise Erhardt would see the grin creeping across his face.

Olberic decides to remain as still as possible, waiting for Erhardt to get closer.

And when he inevitably does, Olberic turns his head and seizes Erhardt’s face with his hands, pulling him in to kiss him. He may still be waking up, but his kisses can still be passionate. And oh how passion coats his lips now...

He pulls away to breathe, and smiles.

“ Hmm... I’m afraid you make me feel like I’m dreaming. ”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

erhardt . ( secretxchronicles‌ )

It was almost too much for Erhardt, if he had to beg Olberic then he would. “Don’t stop, Olberic….. please.” He said once more, the slow movements were driving him wild; if this was how it was going to be every single time they were tangled together like this he couldn’t find it in him to be upset.

“I love you Olberic, gods.” He was almost breathless, so overly stimulated. His hands trailed over Olberic’s chest as he pulled him down into a kiss, just needing to be closer. His fingers dug into Olberic’s skin as his panting was replaced with soft noises; he didn’t want to be too loud, but by the gods was it hard to hold back.

Olberic’s core just gets hotter, his body trembles more, as he listens with bated breath so closely to the words desperately whispered from Erhardt’s lips. Those soft, wonderful, parted lips Olberic wants to kiss so badly.

But he also wants to hear Erhardt, so the kiss does not overstay it’s welcome. Regardless of how needy, how deep, how passionate it is.

Gods Erhardt’s quiet noises truly will drive Olberic to madness. So, too, will the nails in his back. ‘More’, his body begs, ‘please show me more’.

“ Erhardt... ” Olberic moans, breath hot against his neck. “ Speak up, I want to hear you. I want to hear every sound you make with that pretty mouth of yours. ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

unprompted (sort of). / @libidinari​

❝ Agnès, if you are interested in, um, being a little more... D-dominant, there are certain practices that, ah--- ❞ [ oh, tiz is Combusting ]

Agnès hesitates for a moment.

“ Certain practices that... what, Tiz? I fear you know more about... intimate exchanges than I do... ”

She tilts her head, and smiles warmly.

“ You can tell me, you know. I’m very interested to know, and... ah... in being more ‘dominant’, too. ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

m'hilo vc Ride Me Ride Me Ride Me Ride M

meme. / ( acc. )

“ ……………………………….. I mean if you want me to that much– ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

secretxchronicles erhardt to olberic "You could go rougher, every once in a little while. I would very much appreciate that, and if you're comfortable with it; I could be rougher too."

meme. / ( acc. )

“ … I’m more than comfortable with that. ” Olberic says with a grin. It drops rather quickly, though.

 “ You’ll have to forgive me, I just… well, I don’t want to hurt you too much. But… I suppose I should trust you more to tell me to stop if that does end up being the case. ”

[asmodeusfunkhouse]

is agnès noisy in bed? how noisy? what makes her reach that level?

meme. / ( acc. )

oh She Can Be. i think she gets louder as it goes on, probably. and it’s very difficult for her to stay quiet, lmao

but really, just….. Getting It in general is enough for her to get that loud, i think