bury me till I confess

Eliot | 🇭🇰 born in 🇺🇲 | 1993 | they/them | Demiromantic | Chaotic Good | star wars + zelda + good vibes | rp sideblog @darth-marr

[oolathurman]

<Stim Please> and <Down With Sith Bus> is live!

Finally, you don't have to log out in an unsafe area (aka any cishet/white/ableist guild). Or log into one, for that matter.

<Stim Please> (pub) and its sister guild <Down With Sith Bus> (imp) on Star Forge dedicated to creating an actually safe space in-game -- and out.

Benefits include a discord server, the Nar Shaddaa pub side stronghold and Rishi imp side stronghold, no inactivity limits, alt toon parking, 5-10% xp bonus (depending on faction) and repair allowances (no more out of pocket like the US healthcare system \o/)! Also, you don't have to group with randos anymore?!

DM me for a discord invite!

[mockva]

[silveve]

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

[oolathurman]

tomodachi life shenanigans

everyone and their mother has a crush on lana beniko, who happens to be dating the most emotionally stunted nautolorian of all time

even in tomodachi life, ming long continues to have the worst luck/taste in love, ever. she falls for lana who's in a relationship with the emotionally stunted nautolorian, gets rejected, and then falls for the nautolorian.

like why do you insist on being a home wrecker.

how did wanwo take so goddamn long to fall in love with vette. how could you break her heart. they're married now but how could you i raised you better than this

WHY DOES MY SHARK BOI (gender neutral) NOT LIKE SASHIMI!????!??

YOU ARE A SHARK

ACT LIKE IT

[oolathurman]

koth asked coshbyss out which tbh given how much cosh suppresses his feelings was the only way cosh was ever gonna go out with anyone 😭

[oolathurman]

my jiangshi/vampire constantly naps at night. why is this. you have the "night owl" quirk/trait. why are you not awake. do you need to eat someone's soul. or drink their blood. or otherwise kill someone. bc I've been looking for a way to break up the nautilorian and lana.

[oolathurman]

@deficd azimuth and va'rika got into a fight so bad that azi is literally running away from her the moment i try to drag the two together to make up

so like. very in-character.

but i have no idea what they fought about and neither will talk to me

[oolathurman]

lana's heartbreak hitlist:

ming long

montu raa

[oolathurman]

ok so now we have a crush triangle

theron is crushing on montu (like 100 years old) (tbf sith purebloods seem to mature slower than humans at least? still would be like 55 yo. in human maturity tho), montu is crushing on lana.

koth and coshbyss are in a healthy romo relationship at least.

[oolathurman]

I'm sorry, what.

[oolathurman]

I'm wondering if ming long is just. someone who sucks to be around lmao. without realizing she's like that. she got into a fight with one mii, and pissed off another. within five minutes of me opening the game. 😂

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[bluedevil]

when "the emo trinity" was a thing which one of those bands was the worst one

mcr

fob

p!atd

Remaining time: 16 hours 27 minutes

[hoiist]

Did think i would be drawing theron in 2026 but here we go

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[dramaticvictorianfemme]

no, you don’t understand. I am obsessed with these.

[theabigailthorn]

well I know what I'm getting for MY next mani

[oolathurman]

tomodachi life shenanigans

everyone and their mother has a crush on lana beniko, who happens to be dating the most emotionally stunted nautolorian of all time

even in tomodachi life, ming long continues to have the worst luck/taste in love, ever. she falls for lana who's in a relationship with the emotionally stunted nautolorian, gets rejected, and then falls for the nautolorian.

like why do you insist on being a home wrecker.

how did wanwo take so goddamn long to fall in love with vette. how could you break her heart. they're married now but how could you i raised you better than this

WHY DOES MY SHARK BOI (gender neutral) NOT LIKE SASHIMI!????!??

YOU ARE A SHARK

ACT LIKE IT

[oolathurman]

koth asked coshbyss out which tbh given how much cosh suppresses his feelings was the only way cosh was ever gonna go out with anyone 😭

[oolathurman]

my jiangshi/vampire constantly naps at night. why is this. you have the "night owl" quirk/trait. why are you not awake. do you need to eat someone's soul. or drink their blood. or otherwise kill someone. bc I've been looking for a way to break up the nautilorian and lana.

[oolathurman]

@deficd azimuth and va'rika got into a fight so bad that azi is literally running away from her the moment i try to drag the two together to make up

so like. very in-character.

but i have no idea what they fought about and neither will talk to me

[oolathurman]

lana's heartbreak hitlist:

ming long

montu raa

[oolathurman]

ok so now we have a crush triangle

theron is crushing on montu (like 100 years old) (tbf sith purebloods seem to mature slower than humans at least? still would be like 55 yo. in human maturity tho), montu is crushing on lana.

koth and coshbyss are in a healthy romo relationship at least.

[oolathurman]

I'm sorry, what.

[oolathurman]

tomodachi life shenanigans

everyone and their mother has a crush on lana beniko, who happens to be dating the most emotionally stunted nautolorian of all time

even in tomodachi life, ming long continues to have the worst luck/taste in love, ever. she falls for lana who's in a relationship with the emotionally stunted nautolorian, gets rejected, and then falls for the nautolorian.

like why do you insist on being a home wrecker.

how did wanwo take so goddamn long to fall in love with vette. how could you break her heart. they're married now but how could you i raised you better than this

WHY DOES MY SHARK BOI (gender neutral) NOT LIKE SASHIMI!????!??

YOU ARE A SHARK

ACT LIKE IT

[oolathurman]

koth asked coshbyss out which tbh given how much cosh suppresses his feelings was the only way cosh was ever gonna go out with anyone 😭

[oolathurman]

my jiangshi/vampire constantly naps at night. why is this. you have the "night owl" quirk/trait. why are you not awake. do you need to eat someone's soul. or drink their blood. or otherwise kill someone. bc I've been looking for a way to break up the nautilorian and lana.

[oolathurman]

@deficd azimuth and va'rika got into a fight so bad that azi is literally running away from her the moment i try to drag the two together to make up

so like. very in-character.

but i have no idea what they fought about and neither will talk to me

[oolathurman]

lana's heartbreak hitlist:

ming long

montu raa

[oolathurman]

ok so now we have a crush triangle

theron is crushing on montu (like 100 years old) (tbf sith purebloods seem to mature slower than humans at least? still would be like 55 yo. in human maturity tho), montu is crushing on lana.

koth and coshbyss are in a healthy romo relationship at least.

[animentality]

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[entities-of-posts]

The Beholding

[zephhhhh]

scribble o the boys

[nitillee]

drew him all happy like it wasn’t the worst 3 days of his life😭

[somegaypersonsblog]

[oolathurman]

tomodachi life shenanigans

everyone and their mother has a crush on lana beniko, who happens to be dating the most emotionally stunted nautolorian of all time

even in tomodachi life, ming long continues to have the worst luck/taste in love, ever. she falls for lana who's in a relationship with the emotionally stunted nautolorian, gets rejected, and then falls for the nautolorian.

like why do you insist on being a home wrecker.

how did wanwo take so goddamn long to fall in love with vette. how could you break her heart. they're married now but how could you i raised you better than this

WHY DOES MY SHARK BOI (gender neutral) NOT LIKE SASHIMI!????!??

YOU ARE A SHARK

ACT LIKE IT

[oolathurman]

koth asked coshbyss out which tbh given how much cosh suppresses his feelings was the only way cosh was ever gonna go out with anyone 😭

[oolathurman]

my jiangshi/vampire constantly naps at night. why is this. you have the "night owl" quirk/trait. why are you not awake. do you need to eat someone's soul. or drink their blood. or otherwise kill someone. bc I've been looking for a way to break up the nautilorian and lana.

[oolathurman]

@deficd azimuth and va'rika got into a fight so bad that azi is literally running away from her the moment i try to drag the two together to make up

so like. very in-character.

but i have no idea what they fought about and neither will talk to me

[oolathurman]

lana's heartbreak hitlist:

ming long

montu raa