[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[tableflipapocalypse]

“Yes. We are humans and we…eat fooD…good munching…. Edward couldn’t come. He receives a conciliatory baby carrot.”

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[cliffpantones]

[shamus-mctot]

Shit talking in an intelligent manner.

[sapphiresea]

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

[rowdyholtzy]

[scream-for-audrey]

@dearestfrendz had to reblog with your tags bc they were so good

[wistfulwatcher]

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

[todoesconfuso]

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[thenameisdog]

[underoosstark]

THIS JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY

[candiikismet]

Awwwww

[plasdickbottle]

probably

[bitterlush]

[monsterlets]

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

[iguanamouth]

[dkbatv2]

lonely? develop a god complex.

[adz]

this fucking floored me

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[timetraveldean]

[bmwiid]

omg

[wittywallflower-deactivated2018]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[twilightchildriku]

This is it.

[ddelicatemp3]

im CRYING

[afairfight]

Queer Eye, S4E3