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“if you ever think your life is hard, just know that yesterday some guy took a piss in my money bucket when i was busking. if my sister asks, tell her that i fought him off and chased him down the street. in reality, i did what every single person in every single horror movie ever should’ve done straight away. i got ran, i got O - U - T out. i was scared he was gonna piss on me next.”

#riotstart #come love him

grace: hey fuck face where are you

grace: like we gotta talk about something

grace: oH shit my bad wrong number

jax: wait no

jax: i want the drama

jax: pretend im fuck face

SMS | Judah &

judah: lets go get drinks

judah: first round of shots is on me

judah: a little fun never hurt anybody

jax: fuck yes!

jax: but take my phone and make sure i don't drunk dial my ex

rhicnnon

“no, no, i’m telling you: it’s ridiculous. i went to do my weekly shop, and —” she broke herself off, pausing in an effort to emphasise her next point. “the self-checkout tills at asda now have cameras. if this isn’t what george orwell warned us about, i don’t know what is.”

aspiircd

“the cameras shouldn’t be an issue unless you’re planning on stealing something rhi.” jaxon says with a roll of his eyes. then he halts, head turning to his twin as he raises a brow. “did you try to steal from asda?”

prcdigyy

“i know it looks like i’m paying attention but i got through that lecture on coffee and sheer will alone,” beau groaned, his grip on the cup of coffee was stangling. “i love kins, but if she could let rhi and i sleep for more than an hour a night it’d be great.”

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jaxon can’t suppress his smile, fingers reaching out to attempt plucking the coffee from beau’s grasp. he takes a moment to admire the other before speaking- as loathe as he is to admit it, his sister does have good taste. “you guys know i’m more than happy to take her off your hands for a few nights. you both need the rest and kins loves me- i am her favourite uncle.”

6 - favorite and least favorite childhood memory?

“my favourite memory is when our big sister snuck me and rhi out to the fair. our parents had been arguing and it was like 10 at night when our sister snuck into our rooms, got us up and took us there. it was incredible. you know those typical fair games? where you knock over the bottles and you can win stuff? turns out im no good at it. i wanted this one toy, it was about the same size as me, bright blue and i couldn’t tell if it was a bear or a dinosaur but i wanted it. so rhi won it for me.”

“my worst? the day it finally hit everyone that mum wasn’t coming back.”

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