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[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

But they were, all of them, deceived. For another show was made. 

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Amazon Studios, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a Master Show, to control all others. 

And into this show he poured his cruelty towards workers, his malice towards fans, and his will to create a Game of Thrones knock-off.

[k-eke]

The furry commission.

(long gif!)

[memeclassheroes]

[rashemibabe]

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

[s8riel]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[liberalsarecool]

Lying scumbags. All of them. Blatantly.

[ayaosguqin]

The Last Supper before Sauron went on a trip to the islands of Numenour

There is a lot of gossip and backstabbing involve

[arofili]

@tolkienweek​ 2022 | favorite villain ● faceless | sauron in the second age

For Sauron took to himself the name of Annatar, the Lord of Gifts, and they had at first much profit from his friendship…

—The Silmarillion, “Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age”

And Zigûr coming looked upon Anadûnê and the city of Arminalêth in the days of its glory, and he was indeed astounded; but his heart within was filled the more with envy and with hate.

—The History of Middle-earth: Volume IX: Sauron Defeated, “The Drowning of Anadûnê”

But Sauron was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which he had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Middle-earth and to Mordor that was his home. There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dûr, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.

—The Silmarillion, “Akallabêth: The Downfall of Númenor”

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

I’m really tired of posts defending the Rings of Power showrunners that are like, “But they love Tolkien! You may disagree with their approach, but they really do love Tolkien!” like… no they do not. Nobody who claims to be able to write “the novel that Tolkien never wrote” (the sheer arrogance of that statement ) can claim they love Tolkien. Nobody who chooses to release their stupid TV show on the day that Tolkien died can claim they love Tolkien. I mean, Jeff Bezos claims to be a LOTR fan too. Does that make him one? Of course not! It makes him a stupid idiot with zero sense of irony or shame. If you want to defend these people, go ahead. But trying to defend them by saying that they love Tolkien’s stories is not persuasive. And it’s not a secret that Bezos asked for his own version of Game of Thrones, and that’s why this is happening at all. There’s no love for Tolkien behind this project.

[euclase]

Elessar, drawn in PS

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

I just saw the new trailer (why is there another one already?) for The Rings of Power and it’s just so fucking awful. I’m disgusted. Is that supposed to be Finrod?!?! I hate this. I’m tired. I literally hate everything about this. I knew it was going to be like this, but that doesn’t soften the blow. I’m furious that Amazon has the rights to make this at all. 

And I just saw a leaked video from the show that’s supposed to be of the Two Trees dying. I can’t put into words how atrocious it was. The Darkening of Valinor is a tragic moment, so seeing it onscreen should make you feel sad…but that’s not how I felt. It looked ugly. It looked like a shitty video game. You can’t get me to believe that THAT is Valinor. Absolutely not. It had none of the emotional impact that it’s supposed to have—instead it just made me feel gross.

As far as I’m concerned, Bezos and Payne and McKay are to Tolkien’s mythology what Morgoth was to the Two Trees. I’m so upset that they’re doing this to my favorite stories. I can’t even put it into words. I’m so mad.

And before anyone says, “But you still have the books!” Yes, I know. But this shit-show is still an insult to Tolkien fans everywhere. Do you know what I would give for another GOOD Tolkien adaptation? And I know the LOTR movies are a high bar, but how is it possible to fall this miserably short?

The diverse casting is the only thing they got right—except it didn’t go far enough. Instead, Amazon is just using the diverse casting as a shield to deflect from the fact that they’re, you know, Amazon, i.e. not exactly progressive.

And even apart from how wrong and not-Tolkien all the released clips and photos are, I’m also just like…this is the best you could do?! What there is of a story so far is so formulaic and boring. The dialogue is laughable. The CGI is awful. The costumes are so generic—I’ve seen a million better character designs done by fans. Everything Amazon releases is just embarrassing at this point. 

Fuck Amazon, fuck Jeff Bezos, fuck this soulless cash-grab. I want this show to bomb so hard.

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[therustyskull]

Son of no notes ghost post.

[nim-lock]

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

[giganticbuddha]

[titkoks]

“you know how stuffs just places”

[je--ne-regrette--rien]

It kills me that I’ll never be built like a busty Uruk-hai.

[je--ne-regrette--rien]

I’m talking about this bitch here

[titimylove]

😯 dat ass tho

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

man flesh

[bluepsi]

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys

[whats-a-bear]

THEY CENSORED HIM :(

[arch-orange]

Found it, I think.

And here's the source for when Tumblr comes to put me down like the rabid dog that I am:

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/48lE0W

[whats-a-bear]

Thank you for your service

[emyn-arnens]

TOLKIEN WEEK 2022 | DAY 7: COMFORT

“Don’t you leave him, Samwise Gamgee. And I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.”

[ancientorigins]

Dress like an Egyptian: Fashion, Style and Simplicity in Ancient Egyptian Clothing

The ancient Egyptians may have created some of the most mind-bogglingly complex and intricate monuments known to man, but when it came to cl

How did Ancient Egyptian clothes help people of all social classes stay cool? Were they really as fashionable and accessorized as popular media suggests?