The Office Season 3 Sentence Starters
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“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.”
“You’re really gonna marry him?”
“I need to know who put my calculator in jello or I’m gonna lose my freakin’ mind!”
“The prog- The progidal…My son returns.”
“I love inside jokes. Love to be a part one someday.”
“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is wrong. Well that’s baloney.”
“I don’t care how your day was.”
“And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.”
“You know I just think it’s really important that you be productive today.”
“Not everything’s a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.”
“I decided to come. Uh, I feel a little underdressed. But at least I’m not dressed as a slutty cheerleader, right?…Is that mean?”
“I brought an air bed for just such an occasion. You’re welcome to share. It’s a roomy twin.”
“I know you’re mad. But don’t do this to me. I know-I know I hurt you. Don’t do this to me. Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”
“I got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags we’re leaving day after tomorrow!”
“He’s cute, you should date him.”
“You’d love all the details, wouldn’t you? Sceevy little perv.”
“Guess what. I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”
“I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”
“I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day.”
“Am I happy about how things turned out? Well, happy’s such an ugly word.”
“Part of me wants the people in this office to have learned their lesson and just shut the hell up, and part of me thinks ‘you know what? Keep talking. I’d really love a home theatre’”
“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
“Do you still have feelings for her?”
“Who wants some man meat?”
“Poop is raining from the ceiling!…Poop.”
“You know what? He doesn’t know anything and neither do you. So suck on that!”
“Your art was the prettiest art of all the art.”
“What did I tell you about yeppers?…I told you not to say it.”
“Don’t want it, won’t open it. Don’t need it, won’t take it.”
“What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?”
“___, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness.”
“I saved a life; my own. Am I hero?”
“This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
“The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive.”
“I want ice cream, I need a boyfriend.”
“It was never my intention to ruin a life, but sometimes you just gots to get your freak on.”
“Society doesn’t care. Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society
“I wanna break up with ___.”
“Oh my god. I’ve never seen that look in a man’s eyes ever. I thought that I might die. On beach day.”
“It’s like sometimes some of you act like I don’t even exist.”
“___, I called off my wedding because of you.”
“I shouldn’t have been with ___ and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding, but the truth is I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you.”
“So we have all night. Where do you wanna go first?”
“Um are you free for dinner tonight?”
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