we are Assassins

you can't spell assassins without ass, sass and sin - Ezio Auditore, all 3 versions. Desmond is tired. Altaïr Ibn-LaʼAhad doesn't approve. Connor Kenway judges and hates in peace. Arno Dorian will not hesitate to sass or roast you. Edward Kenway and Jacob Frye are busy drinking rn leave a message after the beep. asks:[open]

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it was not Altaïr, it was not

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Ezio is innocent this time, Jacob not so much

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no. major judgement from Altaïr & Arno ✨️

Altaïr's POV

I honestly cracked up hard at this one

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it's happened on more than one occasion...

guess whose somewhat back. and yes, this has happened to me before, I was Arno and my cousins were Edward & Jacob.

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What was Arno's most toxic and well deserved roast to a person?

ugh, Arno and his roasts give me life 👏💙

here's just a few.

someone insulting Arno? his response. "I would respond, but I’m worried the echo in your skull would make it sound empty twice.”

someone insulting Altaïr for being quiet, Arnos response. “Maybe he's just quiet because he doesn't feel the need to fill the air with useless noise.”

someone insulting Desmond being an assassin who would rather talk things out than fight. Arnos response. “You’ve been here for all of five minutes and already managed to show us two things, one—your mouth runs faster than your blade ever could. Two—you’ve mistaken restraint for weakness. A mistake that gets people like you buried.”

someone insulting Ezio because hes a talkative and friendly guy, and that assassins shouldnt be as talkative as he is. Arnos response to the guy. “You talk so much I’m starting to wonder if your voice is your only weapon.”

someone insulting Connor being quiet and stoic, minding his own business and calling Connor nothing but a statue. Arnos response. “Statues may be silent, but they’re also made of stone. You? I’m not so sure you’d hold up.”

someone insulting both Edward & Jacob as the two are sparring, making them both a little self conscious. Arnos response. “Tell me—does your mouth tire before your legs in a fight? Or do you stop swinging to explain every strike?”

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✨️ news on Mirage ✨️

side note: should I add Basim to the mix?

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I am so sorry omg

I have been MIA for so long and I apologize. lots of stuff has been going on and college spring semester ends this Friday for me so I will be more free. upcoming content;

for the friendships I asked that you guys would like to see, in order with the most votes was:

1. Arno & Connor

2. Arno & Ezio

3. Arno & Jacob

4. Arno & Altaïr

5. Edward & Jacob

so i will be making more posts (and videos/answering asks) of these friendships (and obviously any other asks you guys have). I've got a couple of the story things in mind for those who said they'd like to see those 👏

thank you for sticking around, and all the new followers I've gained

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Here me out, ezio finally has enough of Jacob crap and always ruining his food so ezio decided to burn all of Jacob tea (you know, since he's British and all)

honestly to me Jacob doesn't seem much like a tea drinker, but for the purpose of this ask he loves tea.

Ezio:

Jacob:

Ezio:

Jacob:

Arno:

Desmond, confused af:

Altaïr:

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Indo:Connor, gw mau nanya ke lo, gimana caranya lo bisa bahasa Indonesia, padahal lo aslinya dari Amerika, apakah lo kerja di Indo?

Eng:Connor, I want to ask you, how can you speak Indonesian, even though you are originally from America, do you work in Indonesia?

Sekian, nuhun<D

Connor:

simple; Arno and Altaïr.

both are very helpful and patient, not to mention knowledgeable.

too busy trying to chase down Charles Lee to be anywhere else.

Arno & Altaïr:

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Hope it’s okay to ask another one

It’s a freezing December evening and not a single person is outside. Arno is in his room inside the cafe, blanket wrapped around him, a warm cup of coffee and some delicious dark chocolate to snack on. He has a few books next to him. What types would he read?

believe it or not, i think Arno would be into true crime, no one can change my mind.

Unity:

Poetry, Gothic Novels, Philosophy.

Modern Day:

True Crime, Mystery, Historical Fiction, Fantasy.

I don't believe Arno (per popular opinion) would be much into Romance Novels or things such as that. I think he'd do that more for movies or shows sometimes. since when reading you immerse yourself into that book, I feel like romance novels wouldn't be his thing, but that's just me.

side note; you can do as many asks as you'd like

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The Easter Egg of Eden

Happy Easter 🎉

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we get this again 🥺❤️

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y'all i was scrolling through FB and seen this, I needed to share it. I ordered a Domino's pizza right after I saw this. shout out to Domino's for this gold.

if anyone makes a story or anything to do with Desmond and Domino's pizza, pls tag me lol

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I accidentally miss clicked but Jacob and Edward would be very entertaining together. We also need more ezio and Desmond time also.

Jacob and Arno would also be entertaining and when those two are together, unfortunate events unfolds.

unfortunate events indeed. rip Arno and the last of his sanity. Ezio & Desmond fun and nightmares. Edward & Jacob shenanigans 👏

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We need more Arno moments either with ezio, Desmond, or Jacob 👏

Arno's view of said 3

✨️Bestie✨️

✨️Sunshine Boy✨️

💀unfortunate events💀

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oh ho? we have a hide out build? I hope it's worthy 🤞

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would a series via text/posts sound interesting (random story wise, or funny things that have happened)

yes

no

possibly

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2025