((thaaaaaaaaaaannnkkk hopefully this isn’t too late for you, whoopsies.))Black Hat~ Black Hat isn’t one for going out in public, or going out at all. But if you two were going out he’d want to go out very late at night.~ When you two’d get there you would then realize oh god it’s a super fancy, 5-star restaurant how the fuck- ~ When you both enter the establishment, everyone notices and stops talking. Even the fucking person at the counter is shaking furiously out of fear.~ Black Hat would walk up there, acting like he doesn’t notice the tension in the air, and says to the person “I do believe I have a reservation.”~ THE PERSON DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT THE BOOK THEY JUST GO “O-Of course! Follow me, p-please.” if there were people before you two they don’t complain, they sit there trying not to shit themselves.~ You two take your seats and look at your menu’s, chatting about how BH’s business and how things have been. Then the waiter comes over, stumbling over his own feet, asking what you two’d like to drink.~ Everything goes fine and people are fucking terrified, some have even fled.~ You two leave after your done, he pays the check but leaves no tip because he’s an asshole like that but doesn’t want you to foot the bill.~ You two go on a walk around town, sometimes looking at the stars, or maybe if Black Hat sees something in the window of a shop he’ll steal it for you. What a gentlemen indeed.~ You both go back to the manor that is almost completely wrecked, Flug’s crying in the corner, 5.0.5 is knocked out, and Demencia is bouncing off the walls. Back to a normal time at the manor.Dr. Flug~ Wait you pulled the doctor away from his work?-~ He’d dress up all fancy just for this, wearing a little vest and a bow tie and some slacks, he’d be fucking adorable trust me.~ He takes you to a little family restaurant, you’ve seen it around before and always thought it’d look cute.~ What if he did little pick up lines while trying to impress you o m g~ “Hey, are you Barium and Beryllium? B-Because you’re a BABE!”~ Please appreciate his pick up lines I beg of you.~ The people are friendly and give you two a special dessert it’s great.~ When you’re both done he pays the bill and leaves a tip ((LIKE A GOOD BOY)) and you both go take a little walk to help the doctor calm down.~ However on every date you two have to be quick because boyo here has a shit ton of work to do an everyday is the deadline.~ While you two walk he tells you about his inventions and how they work, its great listening to him go on about his nerd stuff.~ Eventually you two have to rush back, since Black Hat would castrate him if he was late even by a second.~ But in the end you two give each other a quick peck before continuing with your jobs.Demencia~ Her ideal date is Black Hat we’ve gone over this for fucks sake.~ But if Dem were to date someone other than BH, her perfect date would be a night of crime. No fancy shit just, robbing shit, mugging people, trashing others stuff all that good crap.~ Maybe you two go to like, Burger King or something first so you don’t go hungry while she drags you on crazy adventures. But she only would go there for the crown.~ After you’re done eating, she tells you her plans on what that night would be like.~ “So first, we go to the jewelry shops, y’know classic robbing all the jewelry for the money, and whatever. THEN we head to this bitches house, she owes me money for cheating me out on some shit. AND THEN-”~ It’s a crazy date. You both nearly get caught by the cops once, and probably get shot at or at least in one knife fight.~ But overall, it was exciting and fun, don’t know if you could exactly call it a “date” but it was certainly different than just normal time together with your lizard girlfriend.~ Anyways you two call it a night and end up going back to the manor at like, 2AM. Before you enter inside she digs into her pocket and would reveal a little necklace/bracelet/ring that you wanted and gives it to you.~ You go inside to a completely quiet house, but that’s until Demencia decides to cause some trouble.
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