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@asshole-kirito
"You know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material."
Kirito looked at Asuna and laughed, shaking his head as he sighed. "You know, don't you think that maybe you should have tried something else? That pick up line is almost as bad as some of the male players asking girls if they want to see their 'sword'." He placed his hand on her head and ruffled her hair. "But I got to give it to you, at least you didn't ask if I wanted see your 'sword'."@asuna-lightningflash
Pick Up Lines Meme
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions to your heart?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
//I actually really miss roleplaying as abridged Kirito, thinking about bringing this blog back.
How dare SWEAbridged make me ship Asshole Kirito with Noob Asuna. I now need this more than anything!
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"For some reason, being around you makes me happy."
“It must be a pretty good reason, I mean, I am an insufferable asshole, so why you would be happy around me, beats me.” Kirito sighed as he looked at Asuna, wondering what exactly must have been going through her mind to enjoy company. “I mean if I make you that happy, you would have taken me somewhere other than that shitty restaurant!”
asuna-lightningflash
“You can have the coat, like I said, just send me a trade request.” He said as he smiled at her, rubbing the back of his head. “I’ve got this coat now, which is better than that one.” He realised what he had said, having the strange feeling that she would want more than just the coat now. “And why would I know, I didn’t exactly want to try and have sex in this game, I’m not that desperate. Anyway, how do you know? And more importantly, why do you know?”
Quickly, Asuna opened her menu and sent a trade request for the coat she rightfully deserved and waited. “I figured you’d know, you act like you know everything. As for how I know, I overheard people talking in the guild. It’s not like I went out and asked them how to get laid!” Asuna defended.
Kirito looked at her as he tried to hold in his laughter, failing at doing so as he started to laugh uncontrollably. “Yeah, I mean it’s not like anyone would want to sleep with you anyway.” He said, placing the coat into the trade box and accepting the trade, wanting nothing in return. “There, the deed is done, I have paid the debt I owe.” He said, closing his menu and placing his hands behind his head. “So what do you want to do now? I mean there is nothing else to do, so you interested in doing anything, because I am bored.”
“I’m sure tons of people want to sleep with me, unlike you!” Asuna shot back with venom in her tone. She ignored the trade window telling her about her new item, half expecting some statement about forgetting how to close it. “We could always… I dunno, get something to eat. Or are you going to turn down another free meal?’
“Probably not, but at least I am one of the few people in this game, who isn't a complete idiot.” He chuckled as he thought of something. “Not to mention, having a load of horny men wanting to sleep with me, is not something I really want.” He sighed at the mention of the Restaurant. “Do I have a choice in this? Do you not have one of those sandwiches for me instead? Anything is better than that place.”
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"For some reason, being around you makes me happy."
“It must be a pretty good reason, I mean, I am an insufferable asshole, so why you would be happy around me, beats me.” Kirito sighed as he looked at Asuna, wondering what exactly must have been going through her mind to enjoy company. “I mean if I make you that happy, you would have taken me somewhere other than that shitty restaurant!”
asuna-lightningflash
“You can have the coat, like I said, just send me a trade request.” He said as he smiled at her, rubbing the back of his head. “I’ve got this coat now, which is better than that one.” He realised what he had said, having the strange feeling that she would want more than just the coat now. “And why would I know, I didn’t exactly want to try and have sex in this game, I’m not that desperate. Anyway, how do you know? And more importantly, why do you know?”
Quickly, Asuna opened her menu and sent a trade request for the coat she rightfully deserved and waited. “I figured you’d know, you act like you know everything. As for how I know, I overheard people talking in the guild. It’s not like I went out and asked them how to get laid!” Asuna defended.
Kirito looked at her as he tried to hold in his laughter, failing at doing so as he started to laugh uncontrollably. “Yeah, I mean it’s not like anyone would want to sleep with you anyway.” He said, placing the coat into the trade box and accepting the trade, wanting nothing in return. “There, the deed is done, I have paid the debt I owe.” He said, closing his menu and placing his hands behind his head. “So what do you want to do now? I mean there is nothing else to do, so you interested in doing anything, because I am bored.”
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“Of course you do, I am the best after all.”
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"For some reason, being around you makes me happy."
“It must be a pretty good reason, I mean, I am an insufferable asshole, so why you would be happy around me, beats me.” Kirito sighed as he looked at Asuna, wondering what exactly must have been going through her mind to enjoy company. “I mean if I make you that happy, you would have taken me somewhere other than that shitty restaurant!”
asuna-lightningflash
"You can have the coat, like I said, just send me a trade request." He said as he smiled at her, rubbing the back of his head. "I've got this coat now, which is better than that one." He realised what he had said, having the strange feeling that she would want more than just the coat now. "And why would I know, I didn't exactly want to try and have sex in this game, I'm not that desperate. Anyway, how do you know? And more importantly, why do you know?"
"You idiot! You nearly got my shop burnt down! Tell you girlfriend to not take everything I say so seriously!" (blacksmith-lisbeth)
“Wait I have a girlfriend?! Do you mean Asuna? Because she can’t even open her menu, so I have no idea how she was smart enough to burn your shop down for saying you wanted to sleep with me!” Kirito looked at Liz confused before laughing a little. “Haha, you made a sword out of dragon poop and I threw it at a ghost and broke it, ah classic Kirito.”
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“I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU ASSHOLE! AND YOU FUCKING BROKE MY SWORD? I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!” Lisbeth equipped her mace and started to hit Kirito.
Kirito slowly backed away, laughing as he looked at Liz. “Come on now Liz, why lie to yourself? We both know you said you wanted to sleep with me, it’s the entire reason Asuna burnt your shop down in the first place.”
"For some reason, being around you makes me happy."
“It must be a pretty good reason, I mean, I am an insufferable asshole, so why you would be happy around me, beats me.” Kirito sighed as he looked at Asuna, wondering what exactly must have been going through her mind to enjoy company. “I mean if I make you that happy, you would have taken me somewhere other than that shitty restaurant!”
asuna-lightningflash
“Yeah, I’m not doing that, I have no sexual urge to sleep with someone who can’t even open their menu.” He put his hands behind his head and looked at her, laughing a little. “There was no competition, I have no interest in either of you, so there was no real reason to burn down her shop.”
Asuna let out a sigh, “I can open my menu just fine now! No thanks to you!” Asuna rolled her eyes at the boy in front of her. “She wanted to sleep with you, I’d call that competition!”
“Yeah well, I didn’t want to give you my coat.” He chuckled a little and smiled at her. “I’m honestly surprised the xps didn’t kill you.” He teased as he sighed at what she had just said about the competition. “Doesn’t that only work if I wanted to sleep with her, which like I’ve said, maybe twenty times now, I didn’t want to do. Geez, you make it sound like having sex in SAO is even possible.”
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