Some people are assholes

and I'm gonna be an asshole right back

[pridefulsuggestion]

mono-amory is for the unambitious.

[asshole-suggestions]

M... monogamy? Hello??

[anime-pencil-drawings]

I hate when people are like "oh, you're to young to be able to do (insert something)" It's like if Azula can become Fire Lord and out scary her fascist father, Katara can become the greatest healer/waterbender in world that she helped save, if Steven Universe can save the world from an alien invasion and help fix said alien specie's corrupt hierarchy system, and countless others do badass things that end up being helpful or not (insert Azula) when they're 14, then I'm sure I can handle watching a horror movie at 14.

[asshole-suggestions]

Those are fake people

[elusive-suggestions]

is every lover so overwhelmed? so confused? do others feel this frantic beating too? does it take you in waves, like grief, does it engulf you? does falling in love strike everyone like the suspicion that they’ve been poisoned by something so beautiful it will kill you?

[asshole-suggestions]

Me after Abigail doesnt like the gift I give her

[elusive-suggestions]

u know what fair enough

[elusive-suggestions]

is every lover so overwhelmed? so confused? do others feel this frantic beating too? does it take you in waves, like grief, does it engulf you? does falling in love strike everyone like the suspicion that they’ve been poisoned by something so beautiful it will kill you?

[asshole-suggestions]

Me after Abigail doesnt like the gift I give her

[arrogantsuggestion]

Shut the fuck up. You have no idea what you’re even talking about. I don’t deserve to just sit here and listen to this. I can make my own life.

[asshole-suggestions]

Bad day?

[dogbrain-behavior]

So maybe I dont know how to use Twitter so good. Maybe you could show me 👉😎👉

[asshole-suggestions]

Follow my Twitter, whores

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

LISTENNNN

[regiordano]

😭😭😭😭

[purpleshirtedeyestabber]

But these facts tho

[risabelicena]

[healingheartxkae]

Mood

[queenrayjean]

Me EVERYTIME

[that-scorpio]

Right! Leave me alone if you not ready for me 😂😂

[asshole-suggestions]

These people are alone for a reason

[notallmensheviks]

america deserved 9/11

[notallmensheviks]

what do you think the average income of the people in the world trade centre was that day? what do you think they did for a living? yes, there were mechanics and custodians and cooks, and i mourn them. the vast majority, though, were capitalists of the most vile kind. these were financial analysts, derivative traders, portfolio managers, and stockbrokers. these were the engineers, managers, and executors of an economic system that has brought more misery than any other. it's for these people that millions have starved and suffered. that's why i say they deserved their fate - these people were the rich you all post about guillotining.

[asshole-suggestions]

Hey I’m all for the redistribution of wealth but like... Lol bro that’s fucked

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[naisucache]

Lol get it cuz lonely white male bad xD

[pissvortex]

thank you for chiming in, hentai blog

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

[asshole-suggestions]

Like four reblogs down from this post and @naisucache was talking about Anita Sarkeesian 

[dogbrain-behavior]

Writing Commissions

I have literally no clue what Writing Commissions consist of. Maybe fanfics, maybe smut, maybe an essay for school, I’m not sure, but I see people do them, and frankly I need money very very badly.

Hello! My name is Dylan, and I write short stories. I have won multiple awards, including a Jack London Honorable Mention, and I have no problem writing upwards of 3k words per commission for *you*! No holds barred! I will write graphic violence, I will write smut, I am not picky, I will not ask questions, I will deliver results, and I will do it well. 

I am currently requesting $10 for every 500 words, which is about 20% cheaper than other commissions I’ve come across. I will deliver, and likely overdeliver, on your request. For requests under 500 words, I will request $1 per word.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A POEM (yes, I will write you poetry, and yes, it will rhyme) I will request:

1. $15 for a formed poem of four stanzas

2. $20 for a formed poem of five stanzas or longer

3. $1 for a Haiku 

4. $1 for a Roses are Red

I will also write you music, prices must be discussed privately for those, however.

I understand that this is likely a big ask for some of you. I understand that it may be an expense you’re not readily willing to pay. I get it. I have never written on wattpad or any fanfic website, however, I will readily share my precomposed work with you if you require proof of my claims.

I am a very good writer. You will not regret the decision to employ me.

Private message me for details about commissions and I will provide my Venmo information

Thanks for listening

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtrashletsparty-deactivated201]

I don’t know why but I’m laughing so fucking hard at this

[asshole-suggestions]

It’s cause it’s funny

[teaboot]

I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[asshole-suggestions]

This is the coldest take I've seen in a long time

[asshole-suggestions]

HEY EVERYONE THAT SHITTY TERF BLOG I ROASTED FOR A WEEK DEACTIVATED

[plantwitch]

a tarot reader i knew would suggest to people new to the craft to set up an altar and use iconography of a cat-headed female- not like bast, that was important. don’t use bast figurines- the cat was like a spotted leopard, with the body of a woman. she said it was her guardian spirit and guide, that she was there when the rebel angels were cast from heaven (because ChristForm Bad! >:o[ ) and a whole lot of other claims taken straight from “I peg Belial and Vlad the Impailer in the Astral!” side of tumblr. what was real, though, was whatever she was getting from this entity. she had excellent success with work, but never from merit- always from someone or something befalling an inconvenience or a downright tragic circumstance allowing for her to rise up. what seemed to be best? infecting others with intimate details and descriptions of this entity, who she wouldn’t share the ~true name~ of.

she was, in my mind, aware of this parasitic spirits influence on others, and to keep quarter with it, “fed” neophytes to her. the people who tried to work with it failed in flames, always befalling some kind of bad luck or again, tragic circumstance, while the host in question seemed to thrive more and more off the malicious energy current.

[asshole-suggestions]

What does this say

[spacemancharisma]

@gaymilksnake made a post that spoke to me in a way nothing else ever has, so obviously I had to do a series of shitty doodles to express my gratitude

[asshole-suggestions]

This feels McElroy coded

[gghero]

(pictured: my redesign in the left, nessa’s original design on the right)

man, i love nessa’s palette, her sandals (you thought crocs were bad???) and her hairstyle, 

but im not a fan of her attire. nintendo gives their dark skinned ladies minimal or sexualised clothing, especially in proportion/comparison to their white/pale skinned counterparts (if u gonna argue with me on twintelle bc she is “”covered up”””, just google her and tell me what kind of fanarts come up)

As you can see in my redesign, the fact that she is a water type trainer is no excuse not to give her something that makes more sense. besides, i just feel like her canon outfit does not fit the whole soccer uniform aesthetic the gyms seem to have going on? im okay with the sandals tbh theyre so horribly cheesy they won my heart, but it simply does not feel as thought out as, say, milo’s uniform

with all this in mind, i drew a little redesign taking into consideration how actual womens soccer uniform look like (spoiler alert: just like mens). To convey her water aesthetic, i simply gave her a wetsuit (with those gorgeous turquoise highlights) and she wears it under her clothes, so she always looks ready to go for a swim in galar’s colder waters.

her shirt’s sleeves are rolled up, and the bottom is tied to show a little better her more spunky jock side. as a final touch, i edited her pokeball to be a dive ball, just like her in-game model.

overall im pretty happy with my redesign. what do you guys think about it?

reblogs are appreciated! clowns do not interact with this post or start shitty discourse, brain rot is nasty and i dont want that on my posts

[asshole-suggestions]

Why on EARTH would you not fix her shoes

[transactivismreciepts]

@/terf-blocklist telling so called terfs to die.

[asshole-suggestions]

@terf-blocklist Trans rights are human rights is a completely truthful statement and if this blog is a legitimate terf blocklist then they are doing more good than you have ever conceived of doing on your shitty, exclusionist blog.

Death to terfs.

[terf-blocklist]

terfs do deserve to die lmao

[transactivismreciepts]

Show me when I murdered a trans person you fucking liar

[asshole-suggestions]

LOL