Spaceface

chilling with a sloppy style

[escuerzoresucitado]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[beemovieerotica]

a lesbian just fully stepped out of a bar and shouted down the street at me to tell me i looked hot. i'll be riding this high for the next 3 years.

[beemovieerotica]

she stepped out of the bar to talk with me because she had "fucked up" the vibes at trivia night with her situationship (best friend of 8 years, hooking up for 6 months) and she found my energy "grounding." she then asked to follow my dog's instagram account and then gave me her number so she could set me up with her gay male friend.

consider that allyship takes many forms and the power of a gay man and a lesbian traumadumping upon their first meeting in the street is simply beyond your comprehension. also i'm going to fuck a twink.

[beemovieerotica]

and i never miss. 👋 bye bye terf 😘

[doggosource]

[flipchild]

He’s actually bad ass

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him

[flipchild]

So awesome I love him 💝

[flipchild]

So nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

This goes hard he’s actually awesome

[monidoll]

the united states of america is the most repugnant country in the world

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I hold a grudge against someone for a decade+ over posting something like this on facebook once. even psych ward doctors knew of her name because I remembered my hatred during psychosis #myburninghatred

[dustarts-rb-acc]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[cumaeansibyl]

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[bad1dimagines]

please get them there safely 

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[el-im]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[delta-domine]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

[dorothylarouge]

[captain-price-returns]

You will absolutely not be prepared for the logo that flashes at the end of this drone combat video