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[thecrowsteeth]

🖤 Them

Incredible but true, I have finished a art despite the ongoing horrors

[utilitycaster]

Astarion the opposite of Neve Gallus, he disapproves of everything I do and I'm like yippee hurray I must be doing something right

[utilitycaster]

With all due respect how is this guy the popular one. My companions thus far are beautiful woman with chronic pain who is cagey but approves of my paladin behaviors, man in his underwear who is nice to children and also approves of my paladin behaviors, and this fucking guy.

[revvethasmythh]

mediterranean pasta, a cold beer, and the strangest widobrave win of my 6 years in this fandom. what a day to be alive

[brenatto-apothecary]

so polygon edited that article about the s2 clip to clarify that nott was the one talking instead of just calling her a goblin and also. blatantly spoiled her backstory. tf is going on at polygon

[brenatto-apothecary]

fascinating update that the writer seems to think that the only options they had were to either not mention nott at all or explain her backstory???

[stivkagall]

Jester the mighty nein

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[dduane]

A report on some discourse (if that’s the word we’re looking for) going on at Threads

…With the clarification that “I don’t even go there.” …But get this (via @jobrammer.bluesky.social):

…Um.

[foldbaron]

[boybeetles]

Current gaming twitter discourse is straight men debating if Kratos is attractive to straight women. Im trying to scratch my head to think if I’ve ever heard of a woman being attracted to Kratos. He’s one of those male characters I’ve only heard gay men being attracted to them. Like Chris Redfield

Women in the audience . Please your input is wanted I’m so curious .

[boybeetles]

I wanted to check to see if it’s not just me hanging around insane gay gamers who are into hunky scary men like Kratos . And There is . So much . Ai generated gay kratos porn on rule34 . Oh my god .

[boybeetles]

Cishet Gamer men on Twitter dont talk to women. They are what gaming subreddits were in 2016 but way worse.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

[maryfitzroy]

I can’t stop saying “what are we dOing? What’s GoingOn?” in the voice of jeremy culhane as tucker carlson

[maryfitzroy]

that’s the rule. that’s the goal now.

[louisegluckpdf]

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

[louisegluckpdf]

for reference.

[artistic--ghost]

Shrimp Thimble before Mermay is over

[opalgoddessoflife]

With the confirmation that King Gus is gay, we now have another contender for the funniest possible Julien Davinos political marriage candidate.

[doodle-list]

Lets go steal a pirate island

[assignedwarlockatbirth]

Matt getting to dirtbagmaxx with Julien is something that is soooo special to me

[assignedwarlockatbirth]

I love the look of a politically motivated marriage on Julien ngl